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Hang tight there buddy, I'm waiting for my own catharsis.

I have flowing 1.5 foot long, dark blonde locks that I am convinced look great on me. A man can look good with long hair. One of the problems with long hair is that it holds in heat. When I start working out to get my athlete's body back, I'm gonna donate it to a cancer patient or two.

How do I feel about sex? I don't think it should be something that dominates a person's thoughts or life. I'm a 21 year old virgin and I'm fine with that. It'll happen when the time comes. Until then, I'm gonna focus on things of more importance.

Should there be an age limit for it? Well, in the U.S. the legal minimum age for sex hovers between 16 and 18 depending on where you are. But let's be honest, that's not stopping alot of kids from starting early. We can set whatever limits we want to for the legal age for sex. In the end many will just ignore it.

I would have taken part in this if it wasn't taking place during my finals. I had some great ideas, but I have to prioritize and put college first. Maybe next time. Good luck everybody.

Indian Wars (currently under judgement) is an improved version of Gladiator Wars and Gangster Wars.

At 4/16/13 05:58 AM, Dr-Worm wrote:

Kristen Schaal Is a Horse

?/10. I dunno what to say about this.

Louis C.K. - Jizanthapus This got accidentally skipped over the first time.

At 4/10/13 12:19 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:

Tourettes Rapper

5/10 Daniel Tosh made an inverse-tourettes related joke about how he wondered if there was a polite case of tourettes where a person just yells out random compliments.

And now a bit by the angriest man on television:

Lewis Black - Yom Kippur

Patton Oswalt - Rats & Orgy

At 4/8/13 02:36 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

PAKISTANI DALEKS

1/10. I should've put this on the first post, but my intent was for this thread to be stand-up exclusive.

Patrice O'neal - The Nasty Show (Part 2)

At 4/8/13 02:18 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 4/8/13 01:50 AM, silverspecks wrote: Louis C K - Fun with a Girl

0/10
terrible

ANGELOS!

0/10. You and I apparently have differing oppinions as to what we consider funny. I do not begrudge for this.

Angelo Tsarouchas - Chinese Buffet

At 4/7/13 06:47 AM, slaughterMYdaughter wrote:

Patrice O' Neal

10/10 I fuck'n luved that bit. RIP Patrice.

Louis C K - Fun with a Girl

At 4/6/13 09:44 PM, saqwert wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oOW6QJfeoo

2/10. I'm gonna steer this back to stand-up.

Bill Burr - Night of Too Many Stars 2012

At 4/6/13 04:39 PM, Mismo wrote:

Dave Chappelle - White friend Chip

8/10. I luv Dave's stuff. This is one of my favs of him:

Dave Cahppelle - Man Rape

At 4/6/13 03:47 PM, CresIsis wrote:

George Carlin - Fat Americans

6/10. I know George Carlin was a highly appraised comedian, but he rambles a bit too much for me. I still respect him though.

Kevin Hart - Cousin Al

At 4/6/13 03:29 PM, Vnzi wrote:

Daniel Tosh Febreezing the homeless

7/10. I've heard that one alot too.

Jim Jefferies - Foreplay

At 4/6/13 03:22 PM, Skaren wrote:

Patton Oswalt's sky cake joke

6/10. Maybe it's just because I heard it so many times.

Louis CK - Jizanthapus

I'm surprised this hasn't been created yet. This thread works just like Post music, rate the one above!, but with comedy instead. My only request is that full shows aren't posted. I'll start this off.

Alonzo Bodden - Traveling from Australia

At 4/4/13 11:02 PM, Viper50 wrote:

Black Sabbath - Orchid + Lord Of This World

8/10. Pretty good. And now for something completely different.

Benny Goodman - Sing, Sing, Sing. Chips Ahoy commercials from the 90's anyone? Back when I was a little tyke.

I know the competition is over, but does that mean there's gonna be no more entry reviews?

Awsome, I placed. I may not be getting any money, but honorable mention still feels good. I planned to use winnings to become a supporter, but that's okay. I'll just use my own money. I had fun writing Reminiscence. If anyone who read it figured out the story's unstated truth, please let me know. Grats to the other winners.

At 3/17/13 11:30 PM, TheInnerScience wrote: Talk creating suspense.

*heartbeat* *jaws du-dun* *rising pitch in strings as you're slowly turning the corner* ... *waiting for std test results*

*fidget... fidget* getting antsy over here. ^^

And so Tom Fulp said "Let the grounds be new."

I don't wish death upon my worst enemies. I hope their due misfortune befall them, but never death.

(btw, I'm probably drunk while typing this) Let me see. I think I was 20 yrs old when I went to my neighbor's 21st birthday party. There was a keg of beer and a bunch of his friends. I had never gotten drunk before. When I was 18 i got buzzed at a party with a fellow co-worker but not drunk. Naturally I did not know my limits and I got drunk before everybody else. I had worked all day and hadn't eaten anything. Everyone was on their 3rd or 4th beer, I was on my 7th. I had a cup to the top fizz that nobody else wanted. I even drank a mixture of vodka and Hawiian punch called Jungle Juice. I didn't get wasted and still have yet to do so. I had to work the next day, and I used my older brother as a crutch to get home, though I probably could've made it without him. I hope this was entertaining. I'm gonna stop typing now and start feeling up my clothes with my heightened sense of touch. It's wonderful.

At 3/14/13 09:09 PM, Viper50 wrote:

Truckfighters - Chameleon

I thought it was pretty good 7/10

Blind Guardian - Battlefield. Tonight we ride unicorns into the depths of battle!

Apple alltheway muthafucka... I'm kinda drunk right now.

Thank you for putting this thread in the General Forum. Now I don't have to.

i likd my coffee with a modest amount of cream and sugar. If it's too sweet, I can't drink. Also, I drink COFFEE, none of those milkshake-esque options at the $tarbucks.

I sometimes wish my bad eye and one of my ears could be replaced with audio and video recording devices so I could call people out when they don't remember their bullshit. Of course that would be the start of a slippery slope of making myself fully bionic.