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so what is the basic plot and game play of the coming game "operation raccoon city", i'm exited but at the same time afraid it will be just as bad as re5.

At 2/3/11 03:55 PM, squirrelking69 wrote:

At 2/3/11 03:39 PM, silver-silhouette wrote: i indeed missed my weed xD

Hahahaha thats so fucking funny! lyke omg i cant beleeve how funny u r! lololololxdxdxd!11!!1!1!!!1!11!11

man i love sarcastic asshole in the afternoon

i indeed missed my weed xD

i notice people post stuff criticizing mods. its pointless to do so because your just gonna get banned for a few days. SO WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE STILL DO IT!!!!

yea its called nonsensical writing

"Dude get your hand out of my pants!!" I screamed as this short, balding man tried to feel my magnificent shaft. I then reached over and grabbed his left testicle and squeezed.
"Ahh!!" the short balding man yelled as he took his unsanitary hand off my perfectly sculpted penis.
By this time I was aroused to the point of screaming the word "Trojan" or "rough rider" to the air but I couldn't because my exhilarating Wang Was poking me in the nose.
The balding man was frightened. My penis was very much over four feet larger than his. He ran from my absolutely incredible dong in great shame.
My dick (who I named charles) started speaking to me. He said I wish to be rubbed. I continued to do so but then Charles vomited all over the side of a building. He had managed to vomit a mercy white liquid that I though was very interesting. I poked it. "eww it's sticky" I said to myself. I was quite impressed by this super adhesive, that actually acted as a lubricant also. I started to wonder if I could sell this mighty goo.
I harnessed the power of this majestic fluid. It was the most amazing thing ever. I gooed chuck Norris to savana noriss's nose. I was amazed at this incredible magic. When suddenly... A magical hole opened. It's smell reminded me of fish. I became curios and decided to touch the glistening hole and got sucked into
a mysterious land. I saw the most undescribable sights. I saw unicorns sticking their majestic horns into everyones butthole. When I saw this, I knew I was home.

as i walk home on a dull Monday i noticed a mop. he was like any other mop nice and cheery, he said "get in my van i have tv". this was helpful because i was missing my favorite show called "how to brutally murder animals" so i hoped in the van. as i got in the van i heard a crash and awoke tied to a chair being raped by a mop........... this is the dream i get sick and stay up late

"Ahh!!" the short balding man yelled as he took his unsanitary hand off my perfectly sculpted penis.
By this time I was aroused to the point of screaming the word "Trojan" or "rough rider" to the air but I couldn't because my exhilarating Wang Was poking me in the nose.
The balding man was frightened. My penis was very much over four feet larger than his. He ran from my absolutely incredible dong in great shame.
My dick (who I named charles) started speaking to me. He said I wish to be rubbed. I continued to do so but then Charles vomited all over the side of a building. He had managed to vomit a mercy white liquid that I though was very interesting. I poked it. "eww it's sticky" I said to myself. I was quite impressed by this super adhesive, that actually acted as a lubricant also. I started to wonder if I could sell this mighty goo.
I harnessed the power of this majestic fluid. It was the most amazing thing ever. I gooed chuck Norris to savana noriss's nose. I was amazed at this incredible magic. When suddenly... A magical hole opened. It's smell reminded me of fish. I became curios and decided to touch the glistening hole and got sucked into
a mysterious land. I saw the most undescribable sights. I saw unicorns sticking their majestic horns into everyones butthole. When I saw this, I knew I was home.

"Ahh!!" the short balding man yelled as he took his unsanitary hand off my perfectly sculpted penis.
By this time I was aroused to the point of screaming the word "Trojan" or "rough rider" to the air but I couldn't because my exhilarating Wang Was poking me in the nose.
The balding man was frightened. My penis was very much over four feet larger than his. He ran from my absolutely incredible dong in great shame.
My dick (who I named charles) started speaking to me. He said I wish to be rubbed. I continued to do so but then Charles vomited all over the side of a building. He had managed to vomit a mercy white liquid that I though was very interesting. I poked it. "eww it's sticky" I said to myself. I was quite impressed by this super adhesive, that actually acted as a lubricant also. I started to wonder if I could sell this mighty goo.
I harnessed the power of this majestic fluid. It was the most amazing thing ever. I gooed chuck Norris to savana noriss's nose. I was amazed at this incredible magic. When suddenly... A magical hole opened. It's smell reminded me of fish. I became curios and decided to touch the glistening hole and got sucked into
a mysterious land. I saw the most undescribable sights. I saw unicorns sticking their majestic horns into everyones butthole. When I saw this, I knew I was home.

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after countless hours of thinking of what to get for my ps3 i decided to go along and get heavy rain, metal gear solid 4, final fantasy 13, killzone 2, little big planet. now i can get 1 more game and i need help deciding what to get.

so i just got a ps3 what are your recommendations i am thinking about heavy rain or metal gear solid

At 12/24/10 05:40 PM, lorriedude wrote:

about your death wish why dont you go do it now?

im guna wait till im critically sick

if you could pick how you die how would your death be. i want to fall of a tall building and hit someone

yea i did some more research on the 4th one it was guna be on the wii but stopped production.... fml

your blood.... and some chow mien that shits epic

At 12/24/10 04:18 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: If you think it's useless, then why do you complain instead of just not using it?

good point..... i suppose i just felt like saying it

twitter was made so you could follow famous people not some low life who just ate a damn bagel. and who really cares what a famous person does anyway they are just people....

At 12/24/10 04:01 AM, Nelson15 wrote: Mine is up-right.

up and around

At 12/24/10 03:56 AM, Ultor wrote: Never played the game as im mostly here the entire time on NG but I heard of it probably some overrated trash

actually the opposite it was highly underrated. although its your opinion if its trash or not.

At 12/24/10 03:57 AM, Ultor wrote: Most overrated shitty fucking game in existence. same goes for medal of honor and call of duty.

Fucking discuss.

i liked assassins creed but whatever. although the audio for the first one sucked but the game play was fun, a bit repetitive though.

At 12/24/10 03:52 AM, sweet21 wrote: i do to. There was a new one in the making but the developers stopped. They need enough fan support to restart production on the game.
it happened once. But then they stopped developing it again.

that disappointing i enjoyed the comedy elements of the game.... now the only funny games suck like naughty bear and bad company

At 12/24/10 02:15 AM, SLezR321 wrote: look at that! aint that as scary as shit! im serious, im gonna have nightmares of those freaks

yea and its worse because you can see a bulge where the crotch is

living in Tennessee i find myself hating country music.... to me it sounds the same and its instraments annoy me as well. but the older country music is "ok"

i kinda miss uma thurman

i miss time splitters so much

At 12/24/10 03:29 AM, SLezR321 wrote: thats so awesome, but since im a girl on newgrounds, i get attention anyways. lol, its so fun letting guys be nice to me hoping, for some reason, that they're gonna get some boob... lol. :3

i bet it sucks

At 12/24/10 02:13 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote: Physical pain is ignorable. But how do you ignore something that's in your mind?

by shooting yourself

At 12/24/10 03:24 AM, Space-Whale wrote:

At 12/24/10 03:23 AM, silver-silhouette wrote: like a sexy dog.. actually i had a account but it got hacked so whatever

Welcome to the site. We have karaoke over there, hors d'oeuvres over here, and gay herm scat vomit gore porn over there. Enjoy your stay.

yea im used to it

At 12/24/10 03:22 AM, Space-Whale wrote: That's your first post, congratulations! How do you feel?

like a sexy dog.. actually i had a account but it got hacked so whatever