168 Forum Posts by "ShubNiggurath"
At 9/17/03 09:43 PM, DoctorJuice wrote: Who do you plan to vote for as the next president?
Let's find out who's left after the primaries, then ask. It's WAY too early to tell.
I can tell you whom I'm [i]NOT[/i] going to vote for, though! ~_^
Cheers,
ShubNiggurath
At 9/18/03 09:16 AM, Ambyth wrote:WRONG!!! It's two islands, not one. Errm...continue.Three Islands. North Island, South Island and Stewart Island.
And Gilligan's Island.
What's that?
Oh fuck, wrong show.
At 9/18/03 01:47 AM, Andy_Parker wrote: Im getting tired of returning here to prove a point that you are too dumb to realise. Its not my fault you have nothing better to do than go around making attempts at insulting people that you dont realise are smarter than you.
A few seconds earlier, Andy_Parker also wrote:
Im getting really tired of returning to this forum to argue a point that you refuse to realise.
So the point you're trying to argue is that you're smarter than us?
If you're so tired of returning to this forum, then leave. Otherwise, if you're a closed-minded douchebag, expect to be harangued by those of us whom are in the business of applying actual logic to our arguments.
Jeers,
ShubNiggurath
At 9/18/03 08:03 AM, odin_mage wrote: My capacity for love is only exceeded by my capacity for hate.
And therein lies the greatest tragedy.
Jeers,
ShubNiggurath, who has yet to see any evidence of [insert-whatever-the-hell-his-handle-is-this-week]'s capacity to love
At 9/17/03 07:27 AM, odin_mage wrote: Actually, it does. Pleasure is an incintive (sic) to get retards to continue life on this planet. Some people have sex just for pleasure, and over populate the world with bastard children.
From what I understand, humans, simians and dolphins are the only animals for whom sex and pleasure are linked. Chances are, if rodents can figure out copulatory behaviour without the pleasure incentive, then Flipper and Freddy probably won't need the added bonus either.
People have sex to live (spread life), not live to have sex.
Your statement is incorrect. Anpu and I have sex not to spawn children, but for pleasure and to enrich our relationship. I know many others who have sex for social acceptance's sake (ever heard of "scoring"?), because they're addicted to it (nymphomania), and for many other reasons than to spread the disease called life. The biological cycle is a cycle for a reason: people live to propogate, and people propogate to live. You're contradicting yourself again...careful :)
If all we did was have sex without reproducing, life would end.
This is just downright silly.
Gays endulge (sic) themselves in pleasure and it is a means-to-an-end (as we will cease to exist without reproducing)
Straight people indulge in pleasure as well, and I think it's funny that you're all bent out of shape because people have sex for pleasure.
Accepting these acts is the first step to embracing and practicing them.
That's right. I accept that bank tellers handle money. I'm fast on my way to being seduced by Wells Fargo. Haha.
Practicing them will end the human race.
No, considering only about a tenth of the population (the exact statistic escapes me at the moment) is either homosexual or bisexual, that only knocks down the copulation-to-fertilization rate by about ten percent. Promoting hatred is how the human race will end.
I can tell you right now that I am more afraid of the world being blown to smithereens by wayward nuclear arsenals than I am of two femme lesbians with rainbow stickers on their Oldsmobile Alero.
Seriously, dude (since you're obviously a "dude"), you need to find something else to obsess over than sexual orientation. Unless, that is, you have sexual orientation issues yourself.
You know what, I'm going to ask you to watch Retarded Animal Babies 5. The cat's stepdad is you.
Cheers,
ShubNiggurath
At 9/16/03 08:33 AM, odin_mage wrote: Look, the cock sucker can take bits of what I said and try to make a sentence that I didn't even say. I never said "they don't want you to."
I never said you did. In fact, the exact quote I paraphrased went as follows:
They don't want to tell you...they just don't want you to...Yeah.
By the way, just because I support gay rights doesn't mean I'm gay myself. I object to persecution of African Americans. Does that make me black? I think Goldfish crackers are the fucking shizzney. Does that make me a Pepperidge Farm employee?
Think about what's going to emanate from your piehole before you open it. :)
Damn, seems like you are having a conversation with yourself.
Actually, she's my wife of two years; as the followup post would indicate, she forgot to log out, and I forgot to check.
Yup, I should get the death penalty for forgetting to log out.
Please, go suck all the dick you want and have as many parades as possible, just don't throw it in my face and asked to be accepted.
Actually, I don't remember shoving anything in your face. Please indicate to me where I did, and please prove your accusations that I'm homosexual. It's nothing to be ashamed of; I'm just not. That's like accusing me of being a bank teller; in fact, I work construction. There's nothing wrong with being a bank teller, it's just that I'm not. To call me one when it's obvious that I'm not (although I do support the rights of bank tellers to be treated as the human beings they are) is completely stupid. :)
Two guys fucking each other in the ass, is that how we reproduce as a species?
Obviously, since you believe sex exists solely for reproduction, you've never had sex. In fact, anyone who really gets any (from someone who isn't just acting like a corpse sitting half-unconscious in missionary) wouldn't be stupid enough to utter such nonsense :)
I simply brought a site to your attention, don't get ignorant with me. Hetrosexual people have rights to!
And I said the site sucks: it's poorly designed, the content is poorly presented, and the content is bullshit. Heterosexuals (spell it right, fucktard) aren't being oppressed any more than white males were repressed in the 1830s. The fact remains that people are people, REGARDLESS OF THEIR SEXUAL ORIENTATION, and neither heterosexuals NOR homosexuals deserve any more OR LESS civil liberties than the other. I am a person, and you are a person, Adept_Omega is a person, Anpu is a person, and regarding our sexual orientations we all ought to be treated equally.
The true difference is that you are a fucktard, and we are not. :)
Cheers!
ShubNiggurath :)
At 9/16/03 02:03 AM, Andy_Parker wrote: Finally someone who agrees with me.
And you have an ACDC sig!
Its like you are a living mirror!
Yeah, isn't it funny how sheep all look alike? :)
Cheers,
ShubNiggurath
At 9/16/03 07:29 AM, adrshepard wrote: Can you have freedom without justice? I think that is an interesting question.
Like we have justice today?
Twelve-year-old girls can be sued for sharing music, while dope smokers get more jail time than paedophiles.
Sorry, justice is a foreign concept to American courts.
Jeers,
ShubNiggurath
Haha... Oops, she didn't log out.
Silly us.
Cheers,
ShubNiggurath
Does anyone else notice that, with the exception of God Hates Fags, virtually every hate site out there is SO POORLY DESIGNED that anyone just perusing for the shits of it would immediately leave?
There wasn't a single iota of relevant information on that site.
Also, there was no function to gag the embedded gospel noise, which interfered with my ability to listen to Tool. That, above all, sucked the worst.
Blam this piece of shit.
Jeers,
ShubNiggurath
At 9/13/03 02:22 PM, TheShrike wrote: Oh, I'm sure we've all spent at least one solid minute with our face in our hands wondering how some of these people manage breathing.
I should time myself next time.
Who is cory? As for substance.. wait. Always wait. It comes and it goes.
Cory = Roy Batty.
As far as waiting is concerned: my attention span is shorter than my dick.
Congratulations. You're in for a long ride if you want to get past the hands and fists.
I can see that. I really don't care at this point; all the avatars look the same from levels 3 through 12 anyways. The idiots were just more enthralled by my lollipop than they were my loquaciousness...my delivery's hard enough for these chumps to understand as it is; minimizing distractions is a must. :)
From what I've seen before, discussion should get better around October. People will have a little more free time in the evenings, and the kiddies should be busy in General or the Portal.
Well, here's to an increase in traffic.
Cheers,
ShubNiggurath
I feel ya, Shrike. Notice I haven't posted nearly a damn thing in two or three days.
With Cory busy with the Linux remodel of his local school, and Adept Omega eerily quiet, I haven't really seen much of substance to reply to.
However, I finally got rid of my sucker. :P
Here's hoping either some serious intelligence or serious stupidity hits this forum like a brick; either way I'll be entertained. This half-serious half-stupid shit's beginning to seriously irk me.
Cheers,
ShubNiggurath
At 9/13/03 01:13 PM, MagicalMusicalAvie wrote:STOP WARS (I don't know how)Riiight...than try not to post something like that in the future.
Sorry, that's my fault. I asked him how, and he had no idea.
As to the thread at hand: dude, you seriously need a spam filter.
Cheers,
ShubNiggurath
At 9/11/03 07:29 AM, TheTio wrote: Anyway, that was a bit of a tangent...but yeah, do you think that if everyone had nukes there would be no more war?
If everyone had guns would there be no murder?
Looking at the statistics in America, uh, no.
Jeers,
ShubNiggurath
At 9/11/03 07:22 AM, TheTio wrote: Thousands of protestors werent pissed off about nothing
Well, shit, that's a first. :P
All kidding aside, the election was quite shady, but most of the conundrum was due to the average American's ignorance regarding how American elections are run. Had more citizens been cognisant of exactly how the electoral prodcess operates, this would have been so much less of a clusterfuck and would simply have been the traitorous bastards in the College betraying the wants of the population.
But, ignorant people had to make something out of nothing, and it blew up into a media frenzy.
Oh well. Let's make sure that, this time, the race isn't quite so close. We haven't seen a good landslide in YEARS.
Cheers,
ShubNiggurath
At 9/11/03 07:22 AM, adrshepard wrote: As long as people have conflicts of interests there will be wars. You can't just stop all warring.
Exactly.
I prefer the Faux News image on Disinformation, but yeah, that image is rather cute.
Cheers,
ShubNiggurath
At 9/11/03 07:21 AM, adrshepard wrote:At 9/11/03 05:01 AM, Drefetr wrote:Yeah, but the US soldiers aren't out to kill civilians. Plus, people in America feel more attached to american lives than foriegn lives.
I have a hypothesis that the chain of empathy goes something like this:
1. Family/friends
2. Children of same nationality
3. Foreign children
4. Adults of same nationality
5. Foreign adults
maybe three and four are mixed up, but I think this might be the order in which people feel empathy towards
suffering. I could be wrong, but that's just what I think.
Sorry, bub. I see commercials on TV all the time for the Christian Children's Fund and lame-ass shit like this, where you contribute 80¢ a day and "sponsor" an emaciated child in a faraway land by funding their daily supply of grey goop, water served from a Brita pitcher and, of course, Christian propoganda. (Note also that CCF only helps Christian children, or those children who subscribe to Christianity just because Jesus' army feeds them the grey goop.) Fuck faith-based charities, helping other people half-assèdly to serve their ulterior motive of recruitment.
I've never once seen an advert on TV for a charity (faith-based or not) that helps the kids in OUR COUNTRY. Why? Because it's cheaper, and American children expect more than grey goop.
I think you need to strongly reassess your list of priorities, if you're trying to garner an accurate opinion of the general public (which are, of course, slaves to their television).
What are your priorities, Shepard?
Jeers,
ShubNiggurath
At 9/11/03 06:10 AM, Reclaw wrote: the situation in M.E is bad. They should understand that iraq and iran are to different nations and cultures( iranis aren't arabs their persian)
And Iran (a Muslim dictatorship whose leaders were installed via a US-backed coup who specialises in dealings with countries the US considers enemies) isn't an Arab nation because...why?
Probably the same reason Puerto Rico hasn't become a state yet.
I dont see a reason for iran to be a part of the "axis of evil"
Oh, I do. It's right between Iraq and Afghanistan. The tanks are already in Iraq and Afghanistan. Once we conquer Iran, we've got a stretch from the Middle East to fucking India we can impose our imperial selves upon. Did I say "impose our imperial selves upon"? I meant to say "Westernize". Oops, my bad.
STOP WARS
How? Find a feasible nonviolent resolution to every skirmish occurring on the planet today, and then we'll talk.
Jeers,
ShubNiggurath
At 9/11/03 07:04 AM, Reclaw wrote:At 9/11/03 06:25 AM, Sivak wrote: But its so entertaining. Thats why Foxs hypes it like they do.wars entertaining? Get your head examined! As5hole
Shhh. You missed the point again. Don't read everything so literally. :)
Oh yes, and learn to cuss. The words are asshole, fuck, shit, goddamn, and bitch. There's no need to censor them if they're used intelligently.
What's that? Oh, right. Never mind, carry on :)
Cheers,
ShubNiggurath
However much it was, it was too much.
We need to actually HELP Iraq, not domineer it. Not sure exactly how to do that at the moment, since I just got off work and my mind's all fuzzy, but if we don't keep this up we'll have another Afghanistan on our hands.
Jeers,
ShubNiggurath
At 9/10/03 11:31 PM, stafffighter wrote: How do you reccomend enforceing that well thought out policy? Saying they can only sell you the gun if you promise not to do anything naughty with it?
If you make the promise and reneg on it, then should you commit that crime and unjustly shoot somebody, you're not only guilty of murder but of lying.
It's doubling the sin. Conscience is very important to civilised man, and governments and corporations preys upon that all the time. The conscience is the battlefield in the battle of the RIAA vs. Humanity.
Cheers,
ShubNiggurath
At 9/11/03 06:03 AM, Reclaw wrote:At 9/11/03 05:08 AM, Parrot_Destroyer wrote:F UAt 9/11/03 03:57 AM, Reclaw wrote: blame yourselves!I blame you.
Lighten up. :P
MUST we have a 911 topic? Can't we leave it to history teachers already?
Cheers,
ShubNiggurath
At 9/10/03 05:26 PM, dudeitsallama wrote: Their sinful masturbation has drained the blood from their brains.
LMFAO.
Cheers,
ShubNiggurath
At 9/10/03 08:34 AM, stafffighter wrote: This is where planning becomes a factor. You drive to the place your going before you get get drunk.
Yes, but to admit this would confess faith in humanity to think before they act, something which through experience I have regrettably lost.
Jeers,
ShubNiggurath
Red Tape should be next in lieu of the White Stripes as the worst band ever to use an elementary colour in their name.
At 9/9/03 04:50 PM, stafffighter wrote: The problem is reaching the level of intoxication where you both find each other fuckable but everything is still in working order.
0.08%.
The bummer is you can't legally drive. :(
At 9/9/03 09:51 PM, punk_disease wrote: This thread has gone horribly awry.
What thread here doesn't, mate?
A brilliant concept, and a successful enterprise at that.
I congratulate all of you on setting such a fine trap. :)
Cheers,
ShubNiggurath
Damnit, I could really use an edit function. Come on, NewGrounds, give us the ability to edit and add to our posts.
Let me also add that never once did I suppose I was wise. I only clarified antonyms. :)
Cheers,
ShubNiggurath.
At 9/9/03 12:06 AM, TheTio wrote: I really dont see what your on about?
Likewise.
Did you just get told you were wise by your underage girlfriend or something and now your so proud you cant keep it in your pants?
I really dont care, I know im not stupid, and I know im not ignorant...so shut the fuck up, noone cares but you and your jailbait
You know, I was almost ready to like you. Damn my light aura sometimes.
You may not be stupid nor ignorant, but you do seem to be quite dense and immature.
Unfortunately for your paltry, blamworthy attempt to offend me, paedophilia is not among my flaws. If you're going to insult me, insult me about something I actually am (here's a clue: I'm a fivefold Sagittarius, and I fit the typical Sag profile quite well).
You have officially been labelled a douchebag. Congratulations, douchebag.
Jeers,
ShubNiggurath, the official judge of douchebagginess.
