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At 12/3/06 09:32 AM, Akula wrote: Hhhmm...last known location...april 21st.

http://web.archive.org/web/20060425223240/htt p://www.postmoderncourtesan.com/

No, that was the last recorded post in the Internet Archive.

I swear I read something in July 2006.

It's funny when people who do drugs respond to topics like these and are extremely defensive about it.

It's like you're insulting their way of life and they have to defend it.

Hi all.

I am writing to ask you all for a small favour.

One of my favourite blogs is gone.

It used to be at www.postmoderncourtesan.com and has been gone for the past 2 or 3 months now.

It's a blog about a high class escort and her job. It was fascinating reading about men with a lot of fucking money paying her for her time and sex.

If you guys can tell me where it went and why it went down, I'd appreciate it.

Later!

At 12/1/06 09:29 AM, Enoll wrote: I saw a guy preparing one once, he had to add water to a little bag so it
got hot and heated up the food.
Apparently it works with pee too....
Mmmm, pee cooked food.

You don't add water to the bag. You just put the bag in hot water.

At 11/30/06 10:00 PM, ExtraLife wrote: i think if you work out with ankle weights itll make you jump somewhat higher

Ankle weights ruin your knees.

Canadian Army Food packages are called IMP - Individual Meal Pack

At 12/1/06 05:39 AM, BatteryClock wrote:

SHRAPNEL im sorry

No really, please stop spamming. I've already given you enough chances - I've been deleting a lot of your posts.

Anyways, here's an interesting website on choosing birth control:

http://www.arhp.org/patienteducation/interact ivetools/choosing/index.cfm?ID=275

There's a question answer thing in it.

At 12/1/06 05:38 AM, Corpsey wrote: If I was actually getting any that would be useful.

Hookers mate, hookers.

At 12/1/06 05:35 AM, BatteryClock wrote: GRFGGHHTFG

Dude- I like you. Please don't make me find a reason to ban you. If I see more spam... you're out.

http://www.prontocondoms.co.za/index.htm

Really interesting condom. I haven't seen one that can be applied so quickly before. I thought it was a joke at first.

Do you guys (and girls) routinely fumble with condoms? Would something like this encourage condom usage?

At 11/30/06 09:56 PM, PsyChaos wrote: I play basketball competitively, and I'm about 6 foot. My vert right now is about 20", and I come about an inch away from touching the rim. I was wondering what were some techniques to get my jump about 6 more inches. Thanks for any and all suggestions :)

P.S. I already do calve raises and skip rope.

You need to do plyometric training.

Seated calf raises works your soleus which doesn't assist in jumping... skip rope is largely soleus as well.

Get a library book on plyometric training and thank me later.

I used to have a standing long jump of 280 cm and I am 173-175 cm tall.

I can't remember what my vertical was but I could touch the rim of a ten foot hoop in my youth.

At 11/30/06 08:50 AM, Shadow-XII wrote:

I can pull my handlebars off pretty easy.

Bludgeoning > running down.

Cars = having sex in the back seat.

Don't tell me you're going to sodomize a girl with your bike seat.

You need to get a car.

It's is mandatory. Biking everywhere is good and all but it's really hard to kill someone by ramming a bike into them.

Car = weapon.

I'll be $200,000 in debt next year.

If I had $10,000, I probably spend half of it on a vacation and the other half on interest.

At 11/30/06 06:03 AM, Freakshow-69 wrote: If you could ban anyone on newgrounds for 7 days who would it be?

When you guys make post like these, you have to put down who YOU would ban for 7 days.

Don't just ask a questions without putting your own input into it. It makes it a very shallow topic.

Happy birthday jailbait!

It's pretty bad how young some of you are and how little sleep you get.

That is a real health problem.

The irony over why you are banned is priceless.

At 11/29/06 06:45 PM, boloneyman wrote: I just can not stop listening to the Pick of Destiny soundtrack. It is so short but so very good, as was the movie.

Guys- you need clearer topic titles.

And put more effort into your posts.

At 11/29/06 06:29 PM, STDconstructor wrote: don't ban the internet for anyone. all of you have stupid points, and you are all nintendo fanboys({[which makes you ghey]})

eat my cockmaster!

This topic does not stimulate any discussion.

At 11/26/06 05:47 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: What idea would you add?

You can't make a post without putting anything in it. This is spam.

At 11/29/06 07:26 AM, White-Rhyno wrote:

A domain costs like $8 bucks. If you weigh that against the possible return gained by selling the domain, it's more than worth it.

Fair enough.
I suppose I'm just too busy for something like that.

At 11/29/06 10:23 AM, Vegeton wrote: Maybe it's just the way she's positioned but it looks like she's a freak, like a contorted vagina, possibly from years of incestuos love that made way for her birth?

Seriously- how many labia have you people seen? And in how many positions?

You guys have a lot to learn about womenhood.

At 11/28/06 11:14 AM, Myst wrote:

Article 1

Article 2 (interesting link to a video)

How does not having panties make you an unfit mother?

(re: article 1)

Federline is a tool. The end.

At 11/28/06 10:56 AM, DumbassDude wrote: Her vagina looks shit, likes like a melon wedge.

It seems you've never seen labia in your entire life.

Surely you have better things to spend your money on right? lol

At 11/29/06 04:50 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: I hate all of you.

You're the one who likes hot 12 year olds.

IT'S EH PEICE OF CAIK 2 BAIK EH PRETTI CAIK!

Just not funny or cool.

bye.

At 11/27/06 07:17 AM, Bunzi wrote:

These people really need to grow up. they both were in the wrong and need to move on. Bunch of fucking crying babies

Agreed.

Michael Richards was wrong but give me a break- those guys heckle him and then they say he's being unfair for calling them the 'N' word?

You're being fucking rude and he's being rude back. You call him a 'cracker' as well.

Fuck everyone.