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At 3/29/07 11:13 AM, laggedstephanie wrote: i will suck every newgrounds users in the worlds willy if this topic makes it to 1000 posts.

Sexually frustrated eh?

At 3/25/07 05:56 AM, The-evil-bucket wrote: I will crush you.

I got Set as well.

There doesn't seem to be a lot of variation in the test results.

Saurkraut.

Makes meat taste meatier.

At 3/19/07 06:20 AM, Ytangon wrote: Ok this is just utter awesomeness, a fight scene between Peter and Harry...

http://www.doubleagent.com/video.php?v=1338

Cool link.

The only thing I don't like about Spiderman 3 is the choice of Topher Grace in the role of Venom.

Just a fucking bad call man. Pick someone who is naturally bigger for Venom.
Topher makes a better Carnage.

At 3/16/07 08:03 PM, BIOHAZARD wrote: What, in your point of view, is your favorite..

Action Movie:
Comedy:
Adventure:
Scifi:

(The hell with Romantic)

You need a more specific topic title and you need to contribute to your own thread by filling in what you like.

At 2/22/07 09:36 AM, oldbinny wrote: This totally inspired me to go to school; http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/361656

A 3 letter topic that doesn't describe its contents is not suitable for a forum.

At 2/12/07 02:13 AM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: stuff

Good luck dude.

We'll be here when you get back.

That's why it's best to raise the seat when you flush.

funny story though! haha

At 1/18/07 10:04 PM, yodd wrote:

At 1/18/07 10:02 PM, thunder-34 wrote: I heard the non circumcised have more fun in sex. :)

Being there is no nerve in the foreskin, it does not.

The foreskin is richly innervated. Where do you get your information from?
I-Made-Stuff-Up.com?

Why do you think people get anaesthetic when they are circumsized?

Flame bait. Closed.

What's really awesome, is that if you do a search on Google for this blog, you'll see my thread here on the NG BBS listed.

I still wonder what has happened to her.
I haven't found such an interesting blog since.

Do you guys have any interesting blogs to share?

And what has happened to my dear Olympia? :(

Hooker with a heart? Like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman?

Hahahahhaha

At 1/5/07 07:26 PM, WaGGeT wrote: stuff

Your last post was about you going on about why all gays should be crucified.

Not exactly intelligent.... much like this post.

At 1/6/07 07:46 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote: Not in Australia, cyclones wiped them out, they were like 12 bucks a kilo or something I think, I can get weed to the kilo cheaper.

Yea... it's been like over a year since I ate a banana... thank God New York has them for 99 cents a pound.

The cost of bananas has actually raised the price of everything else.... :(

At 1/3/07 08:50 PM, Fat-and-Proud wrote: Shrapnel.

Well I'm in Manhattan right now. Unfortunately, I don't date little boys.

At 12/24/06 02:02 AM, Aoxoxoi wrote: It's because the women are getting paid alot, and I mean alot of money. They don't have to necessarily like it.

I think the chicks DO like the sex... and the attention. It's not like your crack whore who needs the money desperately.

At 12/23/06 03:39 PM, NimbleElephant wrote: Ugly guys in porn give guys like me hope.

Hope is one thing. Knowing somewhere out there a hot girl has a price is another.

At 12/23/06 03:35 PM, Puzzled wrote: Thats why we should all get into the porn industry.

Indeed. You can always sign up for those gangbang films. Just get a HIV free blood test etc.

At 12/23/06 03:44 PM, Shadow-XII wrote: It doesn't have to make sense. It's porn.

It's not really the movie itself that isn't making sense. It's the fact that a hot girl will let any penis penetrate her. Acting is one thing but really, if you are good looking, do you really think you have to resort to any penis?

Good looking people get farther in life because people suck up to them or treat them 'better'.
It's just like that.

At 12/23/06 04:12 PM, Hycran wrote:

At 12/23/06 01:19 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: I hope you fall on the treadmill and break your back.

Pointless topics about porn. You're supposed to be promoting intelligent conversation :(

Ironically enough, you are doing exactly what you claim shrapnel is doing.
if you like intelligent conversation, head to the politics forum.

BUUURRRRNNNNNN

At 12/23/06 04:18 PM, HerculesXIX wrote: I agree. It's kind of hard to watch porn nowadays when the dude's beer belly is covering most of the camera.

'See, I bet half those guys can't even see their own dick.

At 12/23/06 04:25 PM, GreenLanturn wrote: Well, I believe those are the ones who can keep it up and perform better or longer. Good looking guys probably don't go into porn either cause they have no reason. They can fuck whoever in theory.

See, I don't think appearance is as important for men. I don't think good looking men get that many girls. It's the 'bad boy' that get the girls.

At 12/23/06 04:29 PM, DaSadGirl wrote:

I think maybe its because ugly people know that if they join the industry, they'll of course get to fuck pretty looking whores.

You say whores, I say dream girls.

Any girl who wants to fuck that often is ok in my book. hohoho

At 12/23/06 12:44 PM, Stagnant wrote: You've seen the video with Krystal Steal haven't you?

lol wut?

"Her backside is famous among porn fans and considered by many as one of the nicest in the adult industry"

hahahahah go wikipedia.

At 12/23/06 12:44 PM, MajMomentum wrote:

Dick size, and the amount of time it takes to get an erect penis.

No man, have you seen amateur stuff? Guys with average to below average cocks fucking chicks.

At 12/23/06 12:46 PM, AapoJoki wrote: Well, the women in porn ARE getting paid. Most of the time, anyway. So there.

Paid better that's for sure. I bet those fat guys you seen in porn are paying chicks just to fuck them - not to make porn.

At 12/23/06 12:47 PM, Motolov wrote: Yeah, and I heard in some countries, you have to be 16+ to have sex, yet you have to be
18+ and 21+ in certain area's to watch pornography.

WHAT THE FUCK?

Oh that's an easy one- so you don't exploit young impressionable minds. But that's not what's fucked up- the fucked up part is that you have to make a law so you can't have younger people in porn because if there wasn't a law, older folks would be fucking younger and younger women.

Now that's FUCKED UP.

At 12/23/06 12:48 PM, BloodBomb wrote: It's because guys like to feel that "if that guy can fuck a gorgeous woman than so can I!"

Agreed.

At 12/23/06 12:58 PM, 1062 wrote: Case in point:

I met Ron Jeremy in real life with his entourage. Ok, I didn't say hi but I was 4 feet away from him.

And guys- I'm not wanting juicy cocks or hotter men. I'm wondering why hot chicks aren't fucking me unless I pay them.

Got it?

I'm paying hot women top coin for sex.

http://www.monalisamodels.com.au/

Professional fees begin at A$600 per hour & range up to quite
expensive, depending on the quality you're looking for.
Contact our friendly co-ordinators to discuss a package.

Start at $600 Australian dollars. A top quality model can cost $10,000 for 2 hours.

Now seriously.

What.
The.
Fuck.
Who pays that shit?

I could buy a shitty car for that much and crash it and get more shits and giggles.

I want to start a porn biz and fuck hot chicks.

What I don't get about porn, is that a lot of times, you see the ugliest, most out of shape guys, fucking the most gorgeous women.

What is up with that?

I mean in real life, you can't be butt fucking ugly and fuck hot chicks without paying them or if you're rich.

Younger girls like bad boys because they're exciting but even this, I don't get.

I was going to write more but I'm going to go to the gym now.

I can't fucking compose worth shit right now.... bleh.

Moral of the story: To fuck hot chicks - pay them.

At 6/14/06 07:57 PM, The-answer-AI wrote: http://youtube.com/w..ch=kobe%20no%20mercy


My god............too bad the case is over

I'm going through old posts because I'm looking for a place to put a video about some girl afraid of pickles and instead I come across this clip.

What the fuck kind of pin for a wrestling move involves you thrusting your hip into the other person?

That's just gross.

At 12/8/06 07:18 PM, Tancrisism wrote:

I like to think we are better than posts like this.

No shit.

The original poster is a racist moron. Just because you're part Asian and Caucasian doesn't give you the right to make stereotypical judgements.

At 12/8/06 11:09 AM, Mind-Edge wrote: You know, maybe the 1200 had short cocks?

Maybe because no one thought about the fact that a lot of Indians living in India are small due to a lack of proper nutrition and low socio-economic status... smaller person usually means smaller penis.

I didn't think that was hard to figure out.

At 12/8/06 10:20 AM, Sarai wrote:

Or your EGO as you consistently denigrate people who know less than you.

OH!

Uh. No, that was friendly teasing. It was your low-self esteem that took it as an insult.

But to have one size fit all condoms would be to have one size fit all latex gloves.

Which really, means one size fits none.

At 12/8/06 10:12 AM, Sarai wrote:

It starts small but can stretch

That would be a penis not a condom.

OH SNAP

At 12/8/06 09:54 AM, Sarai wrote:

This thread is NOT about my sexuality or lack of condom experience! Why would the material / properties of condoms be common knowledge :(

Well even if you had a lack of experience with condoms.... and a lack of sex ed classes.... surely, surely, you would know the properties of latex.

At 12/8/06 09:32 AM, Sarai wrote:

I didn't know there were standard condom sizes. I thought they stretched to cover the man whatever his size.

Have you ever had sex???

At 12/4/06 07:13 AM, Majestic-Boy wrote: Are there programs and apps that can make the vocals of an mp3 disappear???

And this isn't for a Flash Development so i just posted it here in the general forum.

Yes, but don't you think the audio forum peeps would know better?

If you get Banana phone stuck in your head, your head will explode shortly.

I have a headache right now too.

Not sure why.

At 12/4/06 12:10 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

What about having toast, eggs and BACON?

(Having a girlfriend that cooks fucking rules)

No offense to your girlfriend but if you call that cooking, I'd hate to see what you ate before you had her. It's not the quality of the food- I mean really, do you need a girlfriend to make toast, eggs and bacon? Can't you make that yourself? I mean, if she made an omlette, rock on. But really... :)

At 12/3/06 05:12 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Did the video atleast have a title? Im sure it has to be up somewhere else like on youtube

No, it's not a video. It's an entire blog. It's very entertaining. You should read the posts on www.internetarchive.org

I want to know what happened to the writer. I suspect someone caught her.

At 12/3/06 04:07 PM, Greenskullkid wrote: Bleh...
I KILL YOU!

lol

Have you been searching through my old posts and stealing my pictures??