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Topic: Anyone Do Chewing Tobacco? (nsfw)

Posted: 10/21/09 03:18 AM

Forum: General

At 10/21/09 03:10 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: Dozens of reasons not to do anything. I chew occasionally, the nicotine relaxes you. My preference is cigars though.

All the relaxation now isn't worth the pain later.


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Shouting

Topic: Why did they do that to Wolverine?

Posted: 10/20/09 11:55 PM

Forum: General

I did not think you could ruin Wolverine but hey, I'm proved wrong all the time.


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Topic: Whats with big dicks? (mature lol)

Posted: 10/20/09 11:48 PM

Forum: General

At 10/20/09 11:41 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Wow; obviously a lot of you don't have big dicks.

"Ladies, don't come on to me all at once, but I have a 1 inch long erect chode, with a diameter of 6 inches. Every woman I have been with has said these words, "I went black, and I didnt think I'd go back, but now I went with the chode... BEAST MODE"

Worst post ever.


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Topic: Whats with big dicks? (mature lol)

Posted: 10/20/09 11:19 PM

Forum: General

At 10/20/09 11:17 PM, LepyThedinosuar wrote: They only go 6 inches deep. So basically, after 6 inches, they're just too long.

Don't make shit up

'

Dear Alice,
I was wondering about the depth of the vagina. I've read statistics that say that the average vagina is only 3 to 4 inches deep. This seems way too small to me, since the average penis is considerably longer than that. Wouldn't that mean that most penises would crash into the cervix repeatedly during intercourse? Since this obviously doesn't happen, my question is this: does the vagina actually elongate during intercourse to accommodate the entire length of the average penis?

Dear Reader,

Yes, just as the vagina has the capacity to expand, allowing for the passage of a baby during childbirth, the vagina also has the ability to elongate during intercourse to accommodate a penis. As you mentioned, for some women, the depth from the vaginal opening to the tip of the cervix is 3 to 4 inches when they are not sexually aroused. Other women may have a vaginal depth of five to seven inches. Regardless, during arousal, blood flows to the genital area, and sexual excitement causes the upper two-thirds of the vagina to lengthen by forcing the cervix and uterus to ascend. The vagina also lubricates to help ease penetration.
Some people think that the vaginal canal is a continuously open space. However, this is a misperception. Think of the vaginal canal as if it were a balloon that is not filled with any air. The walls, which have the potential to expand and elongate, gently touch one another. When something is placed inside, they mold around the width and accommodate the length of a penis, tampon, finger(s), or sex toy.

Sometimes during penetration, a penis or other object inserted in a vagina does hit the cervix. This may be an indication that the woman is not physiologically aroused enough; when she is more aroused, her vagina will elongate and her cervix, the neck of the uterus, will lift up and move out of the way. Other times, contact with the cervix can happen if a penis is larger than average or if the thrusting is too deep. Communicating with a partner about the discomfort - "Ouch, that's a little too deep" - and changing sexual positions may be helpful.'

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2067.
html


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Topic: Do you ever go back on recent posts

Posted: 09/06/09 11:22 PM

Forum: General

I used to because sometimes someone would post something I have not seen yet that was quite funny.

I haven't used the forum in a very long time so I don't even remember what I've done here!


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Topic: Do you ever go back on recent posts

Posted: 09/06/09 10:38 PM

Forum: General

I used to because sometimes someone would post something I have not seen yet that was quite funny.

I haven't used the forum in a very long time so I don't even remember what I've done here!


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Topic: Dadgame, sorohanro CD, contests!

Posted: 09/06/09 01:49 AM

Forum: NG News

The Dad game rules!!!


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Topic: Star Trek: Go See It

Posted: 05/11/09 10:24 AM

Forum: General

At 5/8/09 02:51 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:
I wasn't raised on it, I just watched voyager when I was in middle school and caught up on the next generation, deep space 9, and enterprise after they were out with a sort of spattering of episodes. The new movie is less of a drama, though it still counts as drama on some level, and more of an action flick. Its a healthy mix of drama, action, and comedy.

So essentially it's a proper movie. ;)

I can't wait to find time to watch it!


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Topic: Manny banned for 50 games

Posted: 05/11/09 10:21 AM

Forum: General

At 5/7/09 09:54 PM, Gooch wrote:
I think MLB really needs to look into stiffer penalties. Maybe the first offense is the 100-game suspension, the second offense is two years out of the league, and the third offense remains the same.

Agreed.
They are essentially giving a small slap on the cheek.


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Topic: Guitar Hero Kills Me Inside

Posted: 05/07/09 08:27 PM

Forum: General

At 4/19/09 06:56 PM, HandsomePete wrote: You're supposed to work hard, have some talent and creativity, and be mildly interesting to be a rock star. Now, granted, that hasn't stopped 90% of the "rock stars" out there today, but if you're playing Guitar Hero and just "strummin along..." I mean, it's masturbation on multiple levels.

Yes, that's right, killing zombies, shooting people with lasers, and being an global hero or intergalactic superhero is within everyone's reach as well. As is racecar driving.

You kind of miss the point of video games don't you?


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Topic: Manny banned for 50 games

Posted: 05/07/09 08:07 PM

Forum: General

Busted for 50 games is still a pretty light 'sentence'.

They don't 'ban' him. They just go 'here we'll give you some time to go off the roids'.


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Topic: Scrubs Season Finale

Posted: 05/07/09 08:06 PM

Forum: General

I find JD to be lame with lamesauce.

I haven't seen scrubs in ages... the first few seasons were good though.
And compared to other medical shows, Scrubs is quite possibly the most realistic.


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Topic: X-men origins: wolverine anyone?

Posted: 05/06/09 01:12 AM

Forum: General

At 5/1/09 04:38 PM, homor wrote: they fuck up Deadpool royally.

Yea totally.

Just like they fucked up Juggernaut.

Weapon XI is too powerful. He can fucking teleport. Fuck that shit.
Teleport. With Cyclops powers. With healing ability.

Fuck that.


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Muted

Topic: Carmilla And Fbi In Australia! Pics

Posted: 04/24/08 12:22 PM

Forum: General

At 4/3/08 08:10 AM, FBIpolux wrote:
Anyhow, where's Shrapnel :(

Here. In the bag.

I see you've been busy!


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Topic: Dr Shrapnel

Posted: 04/22/08 11:23 AM

Forum: General

At 4/21/08 12:04 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: I'm sorry.. not topic related.. but I HAD to do this..

ahahahahahahahhahha
That is hilarious!


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Topic: No sex 'til 26?

Posted: 04/22/08 11:22 AM

Forum: General

At 4/22/08 11:16 AM, Captain-Jack wrote:
PS SECRET DOUBLE LIFE

A pox on ye woman.


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Elated

Topic: Dr Shrapnel

Posted: 04/22/08 11:22 AM

Forum: General

Why thanks guys.

humantarget52 is a doctor now as well.

He will be training at a very prestigious institution in the US.

I haven't decided what to do yet so I will be bumming around in Australia for a bit.

I think one day, Newgrounds is going to come back and bite me in the ass.

hahahahah

I do miss all of you and all your zany antics.

NG is the best subculture ever.


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Topic: No sex 'til 26?

Posted: 04/22/08 11:14 AM

Forum: General

At 4/22/08 06:01 AM, Cullen007 wrote:
I mean, I not going to have sex for the next few years, but there is no way in hell I'm waiting til 26! FUCK!

If you mate with a male it's not sex.

Any hole is a goal mate.


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Topic: Quick. Need sex help.

Posted: 11/07/07 12:37 AM

Forum: General

At 11/7/07 12:06 AM, UberKuri wrote: Promiscuous girl,
I got yo disease.
I wanted yo booody,
Not yo STDEEEES.

hahahaha

I think STI/STD education in the US is geared toward fear mongering.

The stuff you can get without a condom are the diseases which occur at the areas the condom doesn't cover.

You aren't likely to get AIDS, syphillis, gonorrhea, or chlamydia but you can still get genital warts, crabs, and maybe even herpes.

If you both go for health checks before you have sex with each other, it should be relatively safe.


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Topic: Fetus Snatcher.

Posted: 10/27/07 06:45 AM

Forum: General

At 10/27/07 04:09 AM, Gonorrhea wrote: Well, shit.

Try to paste some of the article in your post and talk about it a bit more to encourage discussion.

It's a bit spammy (but not quite spam) to just post a link and two words.
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That lady is really, really sick.
I hope to never find someone mutilated like her victim was.


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Topic: The 100 Internet Rules

Posted: 10/21/07 07:56 AM

Forum: General

At 10/21/07 07:43 AM, DA-freakshow wrote: Can someone tell me them all?

I don't know what you're trying to accomplish with this post but it's not helpful to anyone or even worthy of discussion.


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Topic: Stop someone from deleting history.

Posted: 09/25/07 11:56 AM

Forum: General

At 9/25/07 10:46 AM, MooniniteBombSquad wrote:
At 9/25/07 10:45 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: Your sister is watching porn. Think about it.
She's twelve

So you think people only think about sex once they're over 18?

hahahahahahahahahahah


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Topic: Newgrounds more IE freindly

Posted: 09/24/07 10:26 AM

Forum: General

At 9/24/07 01:25 AM, mega-ballin-pimp-sev wrote:
3. BBS- The huge error where it would take forever to type, with IE it types instantly, no hodlup!!

yea, I have this problem too. It is partially why I haven't used NG as much lately.


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Topic: Pussy licker

Posted: 09/22/07 11:39 PM

Forum: General

At 9/22/07 10:58 PM, PuRpLe-KusH wrote: BUMP

Please don't bump a topic within the same day without adding to the thread or elaborating.

I know this thread is merely your way of sharing your sexual fantasies to the masses but you can at least follow forum etiquette.


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Topic: Dxm Tripping!

Posted: 09/22/07 11:36 PM

Forum: General

I don't know the point of your thread because it's 1. an unwise idea and 2. you're not going to get any constructive feedback.


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Topic: Nobody know's you.

Posted: 09/22/07 11:34 PM

Forum: General

At 9/22/07 11:27 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote: So? This thread screams for attention.

No, it doesn't. It's just trying to criticize people who make really shitty posts or waste their time spamming. If you're just trying to waste other people's time, you're also wasting yours.

Do something constructive.


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Topic: Is this considered incest?

Posted: 09/22/07 05:02 AM

Forum: General

At 11/22/05 08:44 PM, EvilzMunky wrote: Lol, i've been wondering the same thing for years now but never though about asking people.

Man, you guys really really need to get laid.


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Topic: Newgrounds! Behold!

Posted: 08/18/07 12:06 PM

Forum: General

At 8/18/07 10:46 AM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: THE VERY FIRST EVER AUDIO SUBMISSION!!!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1
Now marvel at its glory!

This topic really isn't necessary.

At least comment on the link next time.


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Thinking

Topic: Violent Video Games Are Ok

Posted: 07/05/07 04:05 AM

Forum: General

Of course, all gamers know that violent video games are ok.. but now we have scientific studies to back us up!

Article

Video gamers virtually violent but socially active, studies say
03/07/2007 12:02:55 PM

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A high number of middle-school youth may be playing violent video games, but that's not a worrisome trend, according to a study just released by Massachusetts General Hospital's Center for Mental Health and Media.

CBC News
The study examined the gaming habits of 1,254 children from two states, focusing on the types of games played and the social facets of gaming.

Published in the July issue of Journal of Adolescent Health, this study is the first to ask middle-school youth in detail about the games they play and to analyze how many of those titles are rated M (Mature - meant for ages 17 and up). It found two-thirds of boys and one in four girls played at least one M-rated game "a lot in the past six months."

Video game critics may find ammunition in the study, especially considering the emotional trends it uncovers. It found that many of those playing violent games are playing to vent anger and stress. However, the study's lead author expresses hope that the study's findings will improve the current discourse on violent games.

"Violent game play is so common, and youth crime has actually declined, so most kids who play these games occasionally are probably doing fine," says Cheryl K. Olson, ScD, co-director of the Center for Mental Health and Media.

"We hope that this study is a first step toward reframing the debate from 'violent games are terrible and destroying society' to 'what types of game content might be harmful to what types of kids, in what situations.' We need to take a fresh look at what types of rules or policies make sense."

The study also found that M-rated games hold plenty of appeal for those surveyed, even though the rating should hinder their access to such games. The Grand Theft Auto franchise - where carjacking, murder, prostitution and drug deals are all in a day's work - was the most popular game with boys, and the second-most popular with girls, a finding that surprised researchers.

Gaming more social than expected

Video gaming habits are also the subject of another new study, this one in the July issue of Archives of Pediatrics & Adolescent Medicine, a journal of the American Medical Association. Like the Massachusetts report, this examines social aspects of video gaming.

"The rapid growth of video game popularity has generated concern among practitioners, parents, scholars and politicians," according to the article.

"Particularly during adolescence, when social interactions and academic success lay the groundwork for health in adulthood, there is concern that video games will interfere with the development of skills needed to make a successful transition to adulthood."

However, both studies conclude that video gamers lead healthy social lives and that gaming itself is a highly social activity.

"Contrary to the stereotype of the solitary gamer with no social skills, we found that children who play M-rated games are actually more likely to play in groups - in the same room, or over the internet," says Olson. "Boys' friendships in particular often centre around video games."

The AMA study found that while video gamers may be less likely to read and do homework on school days, they spend an equal amount of time interacting with parents and friends.

The second study surveyed 1,491 10- to 19-year-olds during the 2002-2003 school year. Participants kept 24-hour time-use diaries and recorded their time spent playing video games, with parents and friends, reading and doing homework, and in sports and active leisure.

Despite the encouraging social indications, the AMA report concedes that video games and playing habits bear watching in the future.

"Although we focused on the relationship between time spent in video game play and other activities among adolescents, an important next step for future research will be to assess the ways in which video game play is related to academic and social outcomes among American youth," the report concludes.

"Our results indicate that game play has different social implications for girls and boys who play. Future studies aimed at understanding how and why girls vs. boys use game play to fulfil different social needs are warranted."


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Topic: 100 Greatest Films update

Posted: 06/21/07 06:07 PM

Forum: General

At 6/21/07 05:55 PM, ShitOnMyChest wrote:
Citizen Cane is a terrible movie, the only reason its popular is because it's old.

Citizen Kane probably has more meaning to those who are more in touch with American history, politics, business and culture.

There is probably some significant cinematic merit ot the movie but it is lost on me.

I almost died from boredom watching it.


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