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is that thing a woman? it has tits

and a hole any ideas? chris farley

At 9/25/08 09:23 PM, Puzzled wrote:

At 9/25/08 09:21 PM, The-Laugher-Of-Lor wrote: Don't be hatin'.

dont hate appreciate !

dont hate discriminate

how would u like to die?!?!?!?!

nice and quick! so i dont get old

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misterMAD

look he has friends

yea my gf was beatin me off at my friends house and i kinda went everywhere: on her hand, my pants, shirt. i ran to the bathroom b4 my friend walk in never do that again :P

u like that dont u

i give up

any think this sig is good?

staple ur stomach so u can lose weight

basically the best day of newgrounds

indeed happy maddness to all even decked out my sig

At 9/22/08 11:40 PM, Sistine1408 wrote: She doesn't always wear panties under her jeans and she's really bitey...

Not to say that I don't enjoy those two qualities...

is there a photo?... i dont believe u

At 9/21/08 10:55 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Will you pretty please accept me back and forgive the past?

ahhh once a loser always a loser course u can join us again, come here u big lug

Big hugs

At 9/22/08 12:55 AM, LordHayden wrote: Have I spoken falsely, or do I speak truth?

i agree with u but thing is times have changed, kids aren't innocent anymore

dont be jealous cause i did it in paint

here it is

At 9/21/08 10:28 PM, Littleluckylink wrote: For some reason I can never get my whistle higher than bronze.

dont worry just stick to it and flag smartly and youll get there i was a garbage once and i did it

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brooklyn3000567

At 9/20/08 01:29 AM, H-K-S wrote: Get over it, faggot. My friend blew her face off with a shotgun, and another died from falling off a cliff. And I got over it, and you will too.

such an ignorant statement, only a dumb ass kid would say something like that. its obvious u werent friends with the people u stated. shows how much respect ur ass has

then your a bad friend u FAILEDhim

At 9/19/08 10:04 PM, RKThrilla wrote:

At 9/19/08 09:59 PM, shocktherapy wrote:

its the start to a teachers heart lol

Then the teacher goes to jail for dry humping a teenager..

Now why would you wanna throw your teacher in the slammer?

every teenager doin it

At 9/19/08 10:25 PM, Tebone7 wrote: 5) Ask her to pose nude for you and say its for your art class. Your doing a report on the titanic. Then tap : that ass

I'm going to say Choice 5. Seems the most logical :3 What do you think?

wishing i could do it all over again priceless

At 9/19/08 10:11 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote:

At 9/19/08 10:08 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: She is 22, decently attractive, blah blah

BANG HER

agreed at dawn we bang our hot teachers

At 9/19/08 09:49 PM, RKThrilla wrote: Ugh Im sorry for this but.. <Facepalm/>.....

Seriously now? You cant find anyone your own age so you think teachers will do the job..

pity..

hey least we got to know each other

its the start to a teachers heart lol

At 9/19/08 09:51 PM, TJoyal wrote: It could be worst

it could be shoot JFK and get a free ipod

or shoot the popes ass, win a foot massage

At 9/19/08 09:35 PM, GUITARHEROBEAST wrote: I choose the first option!!

its not to late..... i hope

when i was a high school senior i had a crush on my history teacher. had a fine body, average tits, BIG ASS, and a nice face, and 20 to boot, so should i have....
1)slapped that ass knowing i would get in trouble and get suspended or thrown out of school
2)ask her out (you know after school help)
3)just be friends
4)go back and try my luck (Ex: hey i was ur student one time)
ng what should i have done its killin me! lol

ive lost 5 cats so i know exactly how u feel sorry 4 ur loss

cant have sex in the same house

THE FUCKEN DRAGON ROLL BABY

if u want a drink so bad y not do it at home get wasted there? easy