Hi, Tom.

There is one way to come back from that comment.

The fact that you didn't put an R at the end of youR you. How it is, kinda looks like you banged your own mom.

Freak

(And MY bad MindchamBer.)

To the tune of You've got aids.

You are gay, yes you are gay, I hate tell you this but you are gay. It may have been from when you stuck that filthy penis in your butt, or maybe all then unprotected gay sex you've been having... With guys...

You tell'em Mindchamer.

And while I'm at this already. I'd like to make a shout out to my Mom. Without her, this comment, nor the other 10-20 would of been possible.

Thank you Mom

Wow, I'd like to thank you mom too, for last night that is. BAM!!!!

I got you there is no coming back from that.

And by the way Mindchamber, pay no mind to that homo, who spelled your name wrong.

I didn't forget, pal.

...Just needed to figure out what my competition is.

So... yeah.

At 4/25/08 12:21 AM, MTCronky wrote:

At 4/25/08 12:17 AM, shluvenz wrote: Holy shit, I think I just creamed myself...

You know what DIDN'T Cream itself?

Hahahahahahaha, I get it.
You are right my friend, it did not cream itself.
Holy shit you are hilarious, do you write your own material, because, wow.
You are too fuckig funny. Jesus Christ, if you weren't a girl I would punch you right in the anus.

...Jesus, hahahhahaha.
Do you guys get, tell me I'm not the only one that apreciates this, this gem that Cronky has just released into the world.

Woo, my god this is like that one time you grabbed my crotch and forgot to say "No Homo"

At 4/24/08 11:58 PM, JohnnyUtah wrote:

At 4/24/08 11:56 PM, shluvenz wrote:

you can move the arms and head

Whoa, whoa, whoa, are you serious.

i know..i know its totally unbelievable, but yes.

(you can turn the head left and right like most action figures and swing the arms up and down)

Holy shit, I think I just creamed myself...

Hahaha, I also blacked out while sitting on the potty.

REMEMBER KIDS, Drinking is for Mature Kids and Adults. Even if funny stories to ensue from a alcoholic beverage or two... or 5. It does not mean there wont be reprecussions in the future. You are our future, and I'll be damned if I will have our land of Newgrounds full of MORE drunk-amations.

Say No to Drugs... Mkay?

-Vote Cronky For President

Like Cronky says drinking is only ok if you do it right.
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. G.I.JOE!

I'm Denk and I support this message.

you can move the arms and head

Whoa, whoa, whoa, are you serious.

Suddenly from the depths of it's soul a darkness grew that slowly engulfed my entire being. Sorrow and misery had filled the voids in my life as I stood upon a blank state of life. Superficial visions of events that had passed went by as high speeds, and slowly I woke up to find myself cold, hungry, and slightly revitalized.

Ha ha, and you vomited.

Since I've been good All day, can you buy me one of those sweet Tankmen Figurines?

...or are you going to go buy more booze?

You know how you become when you are in "LaLa Land"...

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah..... Remember that one time you were a dragon?

I know, shes quadriplegic so you had to do all the work...

She says your money is on the "Love Stand"...

...she also said you would know what that meant

Thanks kiddo, you're a real champ. Your father would be proud, and I am.

It was just you... chief.

Listen sport, I am almost 100% sure that you were having the same difficulties as me, you bastard.
Not like the difficulties me and your mom were having last night. BAM... Wait.

Was it just me or did Newgrounds stop working for a while.

Those little bastards are going to get up and start racking up our Roaming time charges. I had to end it quick and splinter cell that Flip Phone piece of crap. Neck broken, it lost its ability to fill my mind with vivid picture messages and slightly amusing ring tones.

Yeah, I remember, you kicked the shit out of it. That was a good day, but what am I saying you break more headphones than you do cell phone. You have gone through like 10 in the last year, and you kick mine in half. Dick...

Tom would NEVER let that pass... Unless he has a very very serious Microwave phobia. In which case the only way to kill off one is to "defile" it, then dismantle it and use its insides as parts of trophies.

You make a good point, you obviously have a cell phone phobia, because you keep breaking yours.
Hmm Interesting.

Jeez, you dont think I know that?

Those graphics on Doom 1 are horrible too if you ask me. Everything looks all Pixely

Oh, man I know what you mean, but in all seriousness, Jumanji, pretty kick ass.

HELLO shluvenz! Now that I have you, what's up with the guy that hasn't heard of me before? I mean, I'm no celebrity but I'd like to think I'm not a complete stranger around here. Right?

Don't worry I defended your honor.

At 4/24/08 09:22 PM, Madmanonfire wrote: How come I have never seen Bob before...?

Because you are a fool, Bob is the tops.
I remember just the other day Bob and I were playing some badminton.
It's a manly sport, don't worry about it.
Well, anyway He is both a gentleman and a scholar.

Oh yeah, no thats cool, don't even say hello back, what ever.

Awesome, Hey Bob.

Have I mentioned those are very nice preloaders.

Awesome

At 4/23/08 03:18 AM, MTCronky wrote:

At 4/23/08 03:10 AM, shluvenz wrote: How is that book project coming along.

Swimmingly, quite swimmingly.

and on that note, didn't you say you were going to bed like 20 minutes ago?

Didn't you. Ass

Its ok bud. As long as we have our BFF Bracelets and Matching Fanny Packs. We will never be broken apart.

How is that book project coming along.

Just make a tutorial, we can make the game when everyone can work on it. God knows that English final would have been twice as boring if we actually had to draw 90% of it.

No, we let "The Other" do that, while we played "White Trash Home" on ShadowRun over Xbox Live

Oh, I remember that good times, we were working hard while Roxy was playing video games. What a hot bitch.

Well that must then make you the crap they hose out of any Port-o-Potty...

Tim, you are both a Gentleman and a Scholar. Keep up the good work on these Updates.

Well, I see where I stand in your eyes now, I thougtht we were friends. If I could recant may last post I would, but the truth is I can't.

Oh, yeah and by the way great work Tim. On all the great work you do.

On that boring subject. Just remember this:

"Do you think people that make "Escape" games find the game as fun as everyone else?" xD

Yeah, I'm working on a escape from game and I think I'm going to have that same problem.

Good, cause according to the people above us, we are just useless Filler.

Its called LITERATURE PEOPLE! You kids with your Forums, IM, and pac man video games lost sight in what make us who we are: Books. You will learn some day too, that not all your problems can be solved in the BBS.

Thank you and goodnight :)

I know that you mean my good chum. We, well you, are like the scum they clean off the top of a public motel swimming pool on 82nd in Portland Oregon...

TO BE, or not to be? That... is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing.. end them.

... To die, to sleep, no more and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wished...

To die; to sleep. To Sleep; perchance to dream, Ay theres the rub. For in this sleep of death what dreams may come, when we shuffle off this mortal coil; must give us pause...

There's the respect that makes calamity of so long life. For who would bear these whips and scorns of time, Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office, and the spurns That patient merit of th' unworthy takes, when he himself might his quietus make with a bare bodkin?
Ok thats all i'm doing.

... :( I wouldn't know, no one replies to mine... Oh cruel cruel world, I feel as if my woes will never be redeemed when I finally hit my soft landing into the afterlife.

TO BE, or not to be? That... is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing.. end them.

... To die, to sleep, no more and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wished...