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At 3/17/08 08:28 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote:

At 3/17/08 08:25 AM, SHlT wrote: So, if you were to make this thread, with proxy shit running. How hard would the fbi try to track you down?

Enough to take Newgrounds off the net, hence the permaban and deletion warning.

ENough to take Newgrounds off the net aye...............................

At 3/17/08 08:20 AM, patm1313 wrote: Well, it could be a national security issue. They may come out there (or they may already be out there) and get you. It's against US law to say that you are going to kill the president (pres. candidates? IDK), and you can be punished really really bad. Essentially, you are saying that you are going to kill the most powerful man in the world. Not cool.

Just don't run any planes into our skyscrapers.

So, if you were to make this thread, with proxy shit running. How hard would the fbi try to track you down?

At 3/17/08 08:22 AM, Yiffy wrote: Every option would make me gay, so i'll pass.

that is not an option.

Hillary Clinton
Mike Gravel
Barack Obama
Joe Biden
Chris Dodd
John Edwards
Dennis Kucinich
Bill Richardson
Ron Paul

which one, if you say hilary clinton you're fucking gay

uh i dont know. im pretty retarded. i wouldnt really think anything.

OK sorry guys, i don't quite understand this rule. If you make a thread about a candidate, will the fbi/ss or whatever come to your house and fuck you up? I'm not asking if the mods here will delete the thread.
FOR EXAMPLE:
A thread about a redneck son and his redneck father going to assassinate obama.

Would this get the attention of the fbi/etc. Also will 'they' fly to Australia?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/37 0784 (to help me remember how much newgrounds sucks dick)

whyd none of you faggots tell me college was gonna suck so much dick, all i ever do is fucking study, I cant remember how to do basic things because all that i ever think about is college. whats that word, something memory, the limited one, where stuff gets overwrited if you dont use it.

1-800-784-2433 enjoy

Ok i work at a place where basically, little faggot emo kids call me up and i discuss their problems with them. Now this isnt as bad as it sounds because it pays extremely well, I have my own little cubicle and i can do whatever the fuck i want. so usually i jsut bring my laptop and play games.
Yesterday however, i was working an 8 hour shift, and by the end of it i was feeling like a sack of shit.
So about 1.45 hours to go, another regular call, some little faggot 13 emo kid telling me about how in class he started arguing with his teacher because he was giving him too much homework. So usually id just go along with him and say that 'some things in life are unfair, but you just have to cope with them' which is basically what i say 4/5 calls. But this kid however, i could picture him sitting there, coloring his fingernails with his moms mascara or w/e its called, thinking he was making some huge advancement in philosophy. So i just said "You shouldve grabbed his cock?" Before I even realized what i said i hung up. So i thought that was it, WRONG, WRONG this is emo kids were talking about, he calls my manager and since all the calls are kept on tape for 24 hours before being overtaped there was nothing i could say. My manager fires me.

Now i need to find a job that will be better than the one i had or else i dont think ill ever be able to work.

Ng your frickin stupid its not that hard to understand. theres a WALL there, walls are there for a reason, because no one can get passed them.

At 2/9/08 07:54 AM, Dew wrote: Wtf? How would something like that ever work? Are you a fucking idiot or something? Of anything, people are just going to kill themselves, or get out and kill everything. Not to mention human rights or anything.

well it worked with the jews

At 2/9/08 07:50 AM, ShadowWest2k7 wrote:

At 2/9/08 07:47 AM, SHlT wrote: I mean americans go to the places where it is a problem and build the fences/walls/etc

So then, give me an overpopulated nation to got to, so i can buy a house, and build a crappy fence for no reason at all.

no ffs you idiot, americans take ships/planes/w/e to the places such as iraq where overpopulation is a problem, and build fences/walls/etc closely around the places so no one can get out and build more houses.

At 2/9/08 07:47 AM, K-RadPie wrote: America is one of the few places where overpopulation ISN'T a problem.

I mean americans go to the places where it is a problem and build the fences/walls/etc

Ok lol this thread may seem a bit stupid at first but think about it.

There are many areas where the population is starting to exceed the number if homes, i propose america builds tall walls/fences closely around those places to stop the people spreading and building more houses, so eventually they realize that its better not to have sex so much/fixing over population.

I still love this thread.

Coons are useless
Beaners are lazy

no seems to work

wetback?

At 2/6/08 06:16 AM, Oppugnant wrote: When they are dead.
People tend to stay down after that.

HAHA! You're absolutely right! :D

at what weight/torso width is it possible to knock fat people over so they dont get back up.

At 2/6/08 06:09 AM, risbolla wrote:

At 2/6/08 06:05 AM, SHlT wrote: Theoretically speaking.

Your curiosity might get the best of you.
Atleast do it when there's nobody around.

Dont worry its just me and my donkey.

Theoretically speaking. What would be the difference between having sex with an animal and a human, minus all the fur ofcourse. I mean what would it feel like for your dick. Taking into consideration you have found an animal which has roughly(by appearance) same size genitalia.

I was sitting in class doodling with myself, when the teacher walks in and says "ALRIGHT CHILDREN HOMEWORK" and i was like fuck fuck fuck because i didnt do it, and so i quickly start doing it except, my pencil breaks soim like FUCK! and i just got up and started pissing on my homework so the teacher was like "WHAT THE FUCK?" and made me go to the principals office. i got away with not doign homework.

At 2/6/08 05:53 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote:

At 2/6/08 05:52 AM, SHlT wrote: or you can instead of buying 300$ photoshop use paint which comes default.

or get the GiMP which is better than Paint and is free and easy to use

why dont you get photoshop which is better than gimp?

or you can instead of buying 300$ photoshop use paint which comes default.

At 1/18/08 11:12 AM, Alastor wrote: Go kill yourself.

If you can't be constructive atleast don't spam my threads.

To me Steve Irwin was a great man, and great men should not go unnoticed. He has left us in body but let us not let him leave us in soul.

Enjoy.

I think its beautiful. I showed my mom and she broke down into tears.

At 1/18/08 11:18 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Yeah, I accidentally drank some when swimming in the sea in Greece when I was seven.

Oh look at mr. Imarichmotherfuckerihavetotellyouaboutev erywhereivebeen

But i need your help newgrounds i will post a series of pictures or jokes that i have made up or find funny and you tell me if you think theyre funny. I will base my future posts upon your opinions of funny.

1# Steve Irwin Joke.

Background story: I made this one several days after he died, and i actually made a thread with the pic included but it was deleted.

Punchline: "IM GETTING SOME RAY PUSSY"

i was trying to think of a good thread that would spark good thinks. so i came up with this.

i call it.....toilet games !!!!!!!!???

firstly all these games are possible and ive been playing them for a while now.

game 1
go in a cw or ccw direction around the area where the water in the bowl is without getting any piss directly in the water.
post how many laps you could complete.

game 2
spit on your piss so the spit gets carried into the bowl, try and do this as many times as possible before you run out of time.
post your records.

game 3 (this one improves your bladder or something)
cease pissing and start again, wait till you reach full velocity then stop again. Repeat. Post how many times you could do this before you ran out.

game 4
try and ricochet your piss of the side of the toilet seat without getting any on the top of it. count your time in seconds.
post your record.

my records.
Game 1 - 2.5 laps.
Game 2 - 5 times.
Game 3 - like 3 but it fucking hurts sometimes.
game 4 - 4 seconds, this ones dangerous.

Alright NG, I CHALLENGE YOU!