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Topic: do mods know what their doing?

Posted: 10/01/08 11:54 PM

Forum: General

At 10/1/08 11:53 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:
At 10/1/08 11:44 PM, Joe wrote:
Hey, we can't pick and choose, here. Either we ban lame people or we don't. No Exceptions.
Well I'm willing to sacrifice myself then for the greater good.

Now you're like batman. It's win win.


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Topic: Rucklo?

Posted: 10/01/08 11:31 PM

Forum: General

At 10/1/08 11:28 PM, cHunter wrote:
At 10/1/08 11:21 PM, Rig wrote: THAT'S WHAT RUCKLO USED TO SAY!

BAWWWWWWW HAWWWW HAWWWWW HAWWWWWWW D'X
There there, Rig. We all have to stay strong.

There's no time to be strong! We need to be frantic. Can't you see this is a crisis? Quickly people, throw shit out your window to show your love!


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Topic: Rucklo?

Posted: 10/01/08 11:19 PM

Forum: General

At 10/1/08 11:18 PM, Rig wrote:
At 10/1/08 11:15 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
At 10/1/08 11:14 PM, Rig wrote: Nooooooooooooooo D':
WE WERE MAKING A MOD SONG TOGETHER
Quickly! Do a jig.
I-I-I'll try...
IS IT WORKING

At no point was I expecting something as awesome as that. Now do it topless.


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Topic: do mods know what their doing?

Posted: 10/01/08 11:18 PM

Forum: General

At 10/1/08 11:15 PM, The-Great-One wrote:
At 10/1/08 11:14 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: RL be rollin' hard in this hood, yo.
But I pop in once in a while to crush random kids hopes when I can.
So we've been blaming McFoofa and it's been your fault?

Well, I've been doing it longer, I just fade in the back between it all. Cause I'm a ninja.

At 10/1/08 11:17 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
At 10/1/08 11:15 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: The December 2007 user with less than 200 posts is getting angry :(
Good, there needs to be more people angry besides me. :P

You guys are being dicks. Can't you see he is just misunderstood?

I'd like to point out only the mods derailed this thread. We're horrible, horrible people.


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Topic: Rucklo?

Posted: 10/01/08 11:15 PM

Forum: General

At 10/1/08 11:14 PM, Rig wrote: Nooooooooooooooo D':
WE WERE MAKING A MOD SONG TOGETHER

Quickly! Do a jig.


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Topic: do mods know what their doing?

Posted: 10/01/08 11:14 PM

Forum: General

At 10/1/08 11:12 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
At 10/1/08 11:08 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: I don't think overall being a shitty user and writing shitty posts has to be in the rules.
It's just obvious.
I miss you being around, Sam.

RL be rollin' hard in this hood, yo.
But I pop in once in a while to crush random kids hopes when I can.


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Topic: Has Anyone Ever Compared You To...?

Posted: 10/01/08 11:13 PM

Forum: General

When I bleached my hair, apparently this was just when Ashley Simpson was making it into the world after mooching from her sisters fame. But I had no clue who she is, and some american tourists told me i resembled her.
That I guess was when I was 17.
Then later one, somehow I managed to end up dying my hair black when she did. And the kids I babysat would go on about how I must be her sister, but they also knew I hated her, so they reminded me everyday on that basis.
Between 17 and I guess 18-19, I got Ashley Simpson a lot.
I haven't heard it since then though.


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Topic: do mods know what their doing?

Posted: 10/01/08 11:08 PM

Forum: General

I don't think overall being a shitty user and writing shitty posts has to be in the rules.
It's just obvious.


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Topic: Manifesto of YoinK

Posted: 09/19/08 11:46 AM

Forum: General

At 9/19/08 11:33 AM, DashDingo wrote: Remember that one thread that one time?

Where his neck went down the entire fucking page?

That was a proud day for the BBS.

Best thread of all of NG.
Makes me proud I was in on that.


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Topic: Porno Helpful or no

Posted: 09/19/08 11:41 AM

Forum: General

It has its pro's and cons.
One, it depends what kind of porn.
But lets just say some generic stuff. For some people, it's been really really helpful on position help, ideas, and techniques.
But its only good for very very technical and simple things.

the huge downfall is the expectations and image of it all. Sex can be extremely funny, awkward, and it most definitely doesn't always go so smoothly. And you can't expect a partner to be down with something just cause you saw it in porn. Like the idea of blow jobs can be a grey area for girls, and now everyone considers them prudes cause porn, its all about smashing their face in your grotch as fast and hard as you can.
Sex can be very complicated, especially depending who you are with, and always changes between partners. So porn seriously contradicts those aspects.


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Topic: Best-looking mod?

Posted: 09/15/08 05:27 PM

Forum: General

At 9/15/08 05:00 PM, Michaelas10 wrote:
At 9/15/08 04:36 PM, Rig wrote:
At 9/15/08 02:44 PM, Rucklo wrote: rig, tell snayk i said HAI SNAYK!
HAI RUCKLO WE SAY HI TOGETHER
Snayk looks like he's feeling uncomfortable.

That's just Snayks permanent look.
I swear, whenever I bump into him, he refuses to smile :( Or maybe I'm just depressing to be around.


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Topic: Best-looking mod?

Posted: 09/15/08 01:03 PM

Forum: General

At 9/15/08 11:58 AM, Rig wrote:
At 9/15/08 10:26 AM, simon wrote: SOAS.
God damn she's hot.
I'd vote for her too, but she spilled my beer on my pants too many times.
BUT I STILL LUV U SOAS ^_____^^__^_____^___^6____-_^_-

lols unflattering pics ftw. Iunno why you kept pointing at me, but I figured it was your way of greetings.

teh banning fingars of deth!

I swear, it was the beers way of getting into your pants. I was just a means of transport, a gateway if you will. I was a TOOL in the whole operation.
It's lust for you was just too beyond me to resist D:
I are still the sorries <333


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Topic: Periods and sex.

Posted: 09/12/08 11:13 AM

Forum: General

At 9/12/08 11:07 AM, kidray76 wrote:
At 9/12/08 10:42 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: So ya, period sex isn't uncommon.
Umm, yeah. I think I can wait 3 or 4 days. I just don't want to have to wear a jason mask while bumping uglies.

And I completely forgot about this thread lol. still giving me luls.

It depends. I mean, situations always change. what if you're in a relationship where you have sex everyday? those 5 or so days can kill you. And some just don't give a fuck about a lil blood, as long as it isn't going to spread on sheets or something. thus ends of flows are just a tiny messy.
Plus at the end of a flow it really isn't that bad. it hardly would show on a condom.
But sans condom? Ya...washing it after would be uh...unpleasant versus just looking away as you throw it away.


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Topic: Periods and sex.

Posted: 09/12/08 11:03 AM

Forum: General

At 9/12/08 11:01 AM, AbsintheClock wrote: People who don't have sex are much less likely to use condoms. Unless they run out of tissues or heard from their D&D buddies that it feels just like a real girl.

Now now, no need to be dissing D&D :(


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Topic: Canas Demodded(Again)

Posted: 09/12/08 10:50 AM

Forum: General

Bwhahaha, Canas as rejoined the ranks with us once again. He's a good mod, but he's better off with the demods. We're more awesome like that. And understand that e-power is overrated :(


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Topic: If anything you said would come tru

Posted: 09/12/08 10:47 AM

Forum: General

I'd have to get a LOT of sayings out of my head if I had this power.
Like "Fuck me in the ass" gets yelled a lot when I'm pissed. I can't imagine how much my life would suck with this power.


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Topic: Periods and sex.

Posted: 09/12/08 10:42 AM

Forum: General

Wow. You'd think in this day and age you'd realise how important it is to wear condoms. I can understand couples who have been tested and one is on birth control, but never to wear condoms?

Like Maus said, if that is the case, there are WAY more scary things to happen to you than period blood on your dick from not wearing a condom.

As for the subject, we also talked about this in college. I was speaking to girls and i think most agreed that they have done it on their period, but it's more mutually agreed that it is waited for more towards the end of the period where the flow of blood is much less significant and messy and what not.

So ya, period sex isn't uncommon.


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Topic: My faja cought me smoking weed

Posted: 09/10/08 10:12 PM

Forum: General

At 9/10/08 09:37 PM, Carmilla wrote:
At 9/10/08 09:34 PM, Malachy wrote: he like gooooollllld
Oh holy shit. I haven't seen that movie in foreverz.

"Faja" is still dumb though. lolol

....It's slang for Father in some language. I think it might be the actual proper term for the swedish, or it might still be slang. and I think it falls for under norway and finland and I'm going to assume russia too.

it's like saying pops or dad and junk here.
Faja is actually super cool imo.


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Topic: Your most awkward moment.

Posted: 08/29/08 04:42 PM

Forum: General

I'm in arts now, and one of my rendering teachers made sculptures (portrait ones) of all the teachers in our faculty. It was my fabrications and materials teacher who brought us up to look at them after class

So we were pointing at them guessing who each ones were, some more obvious than others. But I was stumped on one, I just couldn't figure it out, so i end up blurted out:

"WHO'S THE ONE WITH THE BIG NOSE!?"

and everyone froze, started to laugh hysterically as another classmate leaned over and explained that it was my fabrications and materials teacher.

I went bright red considering he was standing a foot away from me and tried to hid myself in one of my classmates sweater while swinging around him to avoid the teacher seeing me in the huddle of kids.

I was lucky he didn't hear what I said at first, but of course someone told him later on. Some had my back and wouldn't tell for a while. God bless them, they tried.

And I'm also lucky he is an easy going guy.


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Topic: Differences between your two eyes?

Posted: 08/29/08 02:04 PM

Forum: General

Left eye see's cooler tones, like an olive green/yellow tint, right eye see's more warm, like a light brown/red.
I only notice if im closing my eyes on something light colors, like my white keyboard, though.


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Topic: RnB music.

Posted: 08/28/08 11:40 PM

Forum: General

At 8/28/08 11:31 PM, MazeMindedApathy wrote:
At 8/28/08 11:24 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Oops, someone is confusing RnB with mainstream Hip hop and/or Rap.
Well I think that's what most people refer to nowadays when they say "RnB" music.

Sure, if you're ignorant and decide to lump a genre with anything that might sound similar to it. Jazz is blues now. And metal is rock. And Trip hop is techno.
A lot of those genres can be similar, or appreciated if you like one or the other, but are still completely different.

You gotta get your shit straight. A. Because although genres might have similar beats, instruments, sounds, or technical aspects, a lot come from very very different roots, and some having strong meaning B. Rap and Hip hop also use to be powerful statements of music when it first came out, compared to mainstream stuff today C. They came WAY after RnB C. When you actually decide to make a public statement/thread about a genre, it's just common knowledge to get the facts straight before you make yourself look like a moron, and D. Just because other people want to be ignorant on properly categorizing music, doesn't mean you should follow suit.


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Topic: RnB music.

Posted: 08/28/08 11:27 PM

Forum: General

At 8/28/08 11:26 PM, Dangan wrote:
At 8/28/08 11:24 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Oops, someone is confusing RnB with mainstream Hip hop and/or Rap.
Chris Brown is a mixture of all 3 though......

I don't think that is the point, I think the point is the OP is ignorant.


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Topic: RnB music.

Posted: 08/28/08 11:24 PM

Forum: General

Oops, someone is confusing RnB with mainstream Hip hop and/or Rap.


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Topic: Metal Hell

Posted: 08/27/08 10:43 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 8/27/08 02:50 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: P.S. - It's my birthday tomorrow/today/now. So I get to be a dick and none of you can complain.

You can't make me do anything >:(
But for reals, congrats for being legal and junk. <33


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Topic: Newgrounds Manliest User

Posted: 08/27/08 10:08 PM

Forum: General

At 8/27/08 10:03 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:
At 8/27/08 10:01 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: I don't know about the manliest, but I sure know I have the biggest penis in all the land.
^
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I
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Has hairy jugs

Is that jealousy I hear?


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Topic: Newgrounds Manliest User

Posted: 08/27/08 10:01 PM

Forum: General

I don't know about the manliest, but I sure know I have the biggest penis in all the land.


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Topic: Why cant i gain weight, im scared.

Posted: 08/22/08 02:17 PM

Forum: General

Don't just EAT if you have a fast metabolism.

Get a TON of protein in your diet too. I knew a guy who was far too skinny, and his coach had him eating crazy amounts of protein during the days between work outs, which helped him gain the muscle mass.


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Topic: Smokey Mountains are dying. (pics)

Posted: 08/22/08 11:33 AM

Forum: General

At 8/22/08 11:26 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: I hope The Scorched earth around you Fucking devours you and all of your kind, The Putrid growth and rotting landscape that surrounds you is there for a reason, you know, Your own Fucking Greed.
Then when you are faced with the Aftermath of your doings to the earth, All you do is cry about it.

Fucking Americans.

*takes a step back*
You're suppose to be mad at Christianity, not a nation, Mr. Viking.


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Topic: It's over...i'm done.

Posted: 08/21/08 10:35 PM

Forum: General

When you get to a gross, sweaty fatty, just close your eyes and remember how well this job pays.


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Topic: Post your facebook grafitti!

Posted: 08/21/08 10:33 PM

Forum: General

I left this on a good friends graffiti wall once.

the words were tacked on later, it started with just a random viking, so don't bitch at me for him having two eyes.

Post your facebook grafitti!


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