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I have a seventh sense of telling when something is going to be fileswapped.

Sixth sense? I can blow shit up with my mind (Accepted reference FTW)

At 7/19/09 06:51 PM, Dugh wrote:

At 7/19/09 06:50 PM, XIII13 wrote: 4chan, yes.

I wonder when I'll take the time and visit the fucking place.

Don't. It's the birthplace of the internet freaks... Didn't Goatc come from there?

Tell her how you feel, for god's sake. Just keep an even head

Yeah... The death toll is incredibly tiny in our cities. The administration isn't doing anything because as long as you don't roll around in pig crap, you won't get N1H1 and we have more important things to do... Like solving the economic crisis

At 7/16/09 09:17 PM, Masterzakk wrote:

At 7/16/09 09:16 PM, rainmaker wrote: Then we should start with you because your cognitive ability is seriously flawed, you sick brute.
You deserve nobody's respect. To be so nonchalant about killing the less fortunate is troubling. Troubling.

Being a sociopath helps my friend. Please I doing this from a practical standpoint so please give me a reason to not feel this way.

Autism is a mental disorder, so, by your logic, we should not have allowed Einstein, Van Gogh and hundreds of other brilliant people to live, not to mention untold amounts of lesser known scientists. Also, since you are a sociopath, as you say, you should die, too.

Also, Stephan Hawking. Kill him, too? Great idea to help our race

At 7/17/09 08:58 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote:

At 7/17/09 08:30 PM, UberCream wrote: I'm about half serious about this, in case you were wondering...

Let's organise some shit. I say petition and civil disobedience. Let's go.
Eh? Uh?

All those portal spammers should make good use of themselves and send mass e-mails to Fox under a million alt email accounts... We should start an Internet petition here on NG and send it to FOX on March 28th (airdate for the original pilot. Bask in my nerdiness) of next year

Sweet. Run over some ducks at the local pond :) (not animal cruelty... Just hate DD so much)

God... Do people realize that voice changes are NOTICABLE!? It's not like when Family Guy changed Meg's voice, being that it was only one character who no one cares about. Sound alikes, barring the most talented impressionists, do not in fact sound alike to the original

Opportunity? Just don't buy cigarettes... And get a patch

Can do... Hope you don't need an account to do it

At 7/17/09 06:17 PM, ninja2142 wrote:

At 7/17/09 06:16 PM, Shinzura wrote: I doubt an internet forum is the best place for medical diagnosis. Call your doctor (driving would be a bad idea after a blackout)... I've blacked out before, and it felt only like a few seconds, so I doubt that's out of the ordinary. Still, contact your doctor

Well, I've never blacked out before, I'm in Texas, I rode the Texas Titan, front and back seat, my friends blacked out, I didn't, why would this be any different, I had soda all day there too.

Again, it could be a number of things. Call a doctor. I hadn't blacked out before, and I ride every rollar coaster I can find. It's not about adrenaline when I blacked out. I was overheated and dehydrated.

I doubt an internet forum is the best place for medical diagnosis. Call your doctor (driving would be a bad idea after a blackout)... I've blacked out before, and it felt only like a few seconds, so I doubt that's out of the ordinary. Still, contact your doctor

Right... Clearly we need to loosen gun control... It's not like allowing handguns in bars or something like that could EVER backfire.

Look at this:

http://clubs.calvin.edu/chimes/article.p hp?id=2312

Or, if it's TLDR for some reason:

Two-thirds of murders and three-fifths of suicides are committed with guns. 80 percent of the guns used to murder are handguns.

One study cited by Robert J. Spitzer in "The Politics of Gun Control" found that with a 10 percent drop in gun ownership there was an accompanying 5 percent drop in gun robbery and a 4 percent drop in robbery murder. With decreased availability of guns, the rate of violent crime went down.

WB didn't exactly cradle it. But you're right. After the end of Johto, it became so preachy and "EVERYONE CAN DO THEIR BEST!!!" They removed Misty and screwed with the Rocket Motto...

At 7/15/09 01:37 PM, tiskewl wrote:

At 7/15/09 09:40 AM, Shinzura wrote: Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Therefore, we shouldn't exactly give them an easier way to do so. If there was more gun control, there would be less crime. Giving people guns increases crime that therefore leads people to "need" guns. For god's sake, GET A DOG. Criminals say over and over that even a little dog is a huge deterrent. Adopt a pit bull, they're awesome if raised well

/animal help plug

Gun bans only take guns from law abiding citizens. Criminals won't be detered if they are illegaly owning a gun when braking the law. Read between the lines.

I'm talking about the clueless parents who leave guns unlocked in their homes to 'protect themselves,' but end up, in a crime of passion, using a completely legal gun for domestic violence. That, and the kids who pick up the gun because it's 'cool' or something stupid and wind up hurting themselves and, more importantly, innocent bystanders.

At 7/15/09 01:49 PM, Shinzura wrote:

Me, too. And most people I know who have it don't like when people joke about it, nor do they like it when people call it assburgers

EDIT: Actually, I'm fine when people make fun of anyone, but only when it's in good fun. Stupid unfunny hatefests are different than laughing with me

At 7/15/09 01:48 PM, Nohimn01 wrote:

At 7/15/09 01:44 PM, Shinzura wrote:
Stereotypes are different than symptoms. Just because someone is antisocial doesn't mean they're autistic. That's the problem with every self diagnosed autistic person

Being anti-social and lacking social skills are two different things, but from what I've seen on the board it's something more than that. And the fact that half the people in the thread seemed to admit to having it is definitely alarming.

And to whoever said "assburgers," I doubt you have it when you don't even take it seriously enough torealize how to spell it

Forgive them, they're autistic :'(

Me, too. And most people I know who have it don't like when people joke about it, nor do they like it when people call it assburgers

At 7/15/09 01:40 PM, Nohimn01 wrote:

At 7/15/09 01:27 PM, Shinzura wrote: Screw you with your stereotypes. I have autism (albiet very mild Aspergers) and I spell much better than half the people on the internet. Just to dispel this for your group, SS, and for anyone else wondering, the extremes that we see in the media are NOT true. Einstein was autistic. There are millions of high functioning autistic people. We just think outside the box

Yeah screw stereotypes, even though that's how psychologists make the diagnostic criteria for mental disorders! I'm not schizophrenic, I just think outside the bun!

Stereotypes are different than symptoms. Just because someone is antisocial doesn't mean they're autistic. That's the problem with every self diagnosed autistic person

And to whoever said "assburgers," I doubt you have it when you don't even take it seriously enough torealize how to spell it

With the worst people on Earth and everyone else safely in a rocket to Utopia (not like the rapture. People of all religions... Just the sucky people on Earth while it's blown up by the molemen's secret military bunker under Roswell)

At 7/15/09 12:16 PM, TheStarSyndicate wrote: Do you guys think anyone would be able to tell if someone on this board was autistic? I mean an autistic kid would probably have difficulty spelling things, would show very little social skills, would probably be surprised by normal social interactions (like kissing a girl) and might fail to draw the line between fantasy and reality. But I observe this same behavior in most of the NG BBS anyways so...

Screw you with your stereotypes. I have autism (albiet very mild Aspergers) and I spell much better than half the people on the internet. Just to dispel this for your group, SS, and for anyone else wondering, the extremes that we see in the media are NOT true. Einstein was autistic. There are millions of high functioning autistic people. We just think outside the box

Duck Division

n. Group of people spamming the portals with porn slideshows, strobe lights and movies about rape. Boast about hacking admins and taking over Newgrounds

I saw a Duck Division movie, and now I can't sleep at night

Basically, they're a new version of the KK from what I gather

At 7/15/09 12:56 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 7/15/09 12:06 PM, Wonderful wrote:

At 7/15/09 11:45 AM, Jon-86 wrote:

At 7/15/09 11:03 AM, Wonderful wrote:

Well if you don't like the government, feel free to leave :)

It's getting pretty frustrating hearing the same old "If you don't like it you should leave" proposal. If you're suggesting he leave, you've perceived that he has a problem with something. If he has a problem, he should want to fix it. Leaving the country to get away from the government is not fixing the problem, it's running away from it, and since when did that ever help? If everyone took your advice, there would be no people ever trying to fix anything, with the government and elsewhere.

"Oh, if you don't like it here then leave."

No, I will not leave and run away simply because I find the current situation uncomfortable. I'm going to stay here and try to better whatever it is that needs it, in this case the government.

Seriously... "If you don't like America, Get Out!"?

No. To hell with that. I LIKED America, and giving up on something after an eight year period of poor decisions is quitting and that is NOT the way to solve problems

At 7/15/09 09:54 AM, Animator1mike wrote: Every {DD} flash I've seen has been under judgement, therefore blammed. This is the first time I've seen them do that.

They keep doing that with a slideshow of Naruto raping Hinata. Didn't see the movie, but the thumbnail is gross enough

At 7/15/09 09:48 AM, Animator1mike wrote: OMG I just figured out how the {DD} is getting flashes on Newgrounds. They are posting them, and then when they get approved, they change it to something else. I know this because I voted on a flash and left a review and then clicked one a different one, and my review was there becaue they changed the title and swf after it was approved. Also, a user called Snooker is in the {DD}. He is the one who posted the flash.

You didn't realize that? So many people make barely passable music videos or something then file swap them. NG should really have a screening for file swapping. If it's an update for a good game, it'll pass anyway.

I've ranted about this. But the DD is crap spamming. Why do people put porn of stuff like cartoon characters? Because people hide behind the anonymity of the internet to be douchebags

Repetition sells. Look at all the memes.

That's my problem with HotDiggityDemon. I don't get his humor and it's repetitive

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Therefore, we shouldn't exactly give them an easier way to do so. If there was more gun control, there would be less crime. Giving people guns increases crime that therefore leads people to "need" guns. For god's sake, GET A DOG. Criminals say over and over that even a little dog is a huge deterrent. Adopt a pit bull, they're awesome if raised well

/animal help plug

At 7/14/09 01:42 PM, nehemiah135 wrote: You people act as if this cloth means nothing. that flag is just a cloth. it's not just something you would cut up and patch your jeans with. it's a sign of capitalism. its an outward symbol of our liberty and how great our country is. so whenever you people get on people's backs about how "ooo its just a piece of cloth, and people get so worked up" then that's good. that's a sign that these people are so patriotic that they will look highly down on or beat up someone because of flag burning. why you ask? because America is a great place. in england there muslims on the street burn england flags right in front of them in the street. now if you burn a flag with all the regulations and with respect then ya go ahead. but if not then i strongly advise you not to.

Therefore, it's perfectly valid to burn if if you dislike America. Everyone acts so patriotic, but here's America singling out Muslims because they're 'terrorists' even though that's complete BS. How is burning American flags any different than Americans not serving people from Middle East (aside from the blatant human rights violation)?

At 7/14/09 05:08 AM, WillInABox wrote: yes you are, yet there is slight change, for better or for worse (cigarrete tax WORSE! for poor people) other shit w/e who cares

yes hes black and hes not as old looking as white man

go new black guy woooooo

Coke Zero is a big change in the formula. Your argument is flawed, since Coke Zero has no sugar which, in the excess amounts previously in Coke, is a good thing

Oh, and cirgarette taxes BETTER! for everyone because smoking is a terrible and soulless institution that is only around BECAUSE of our profiting from taxes. If we're going to deal with the devil, we might as well get some money from it.

If you own the flag, it should be legal. Unless it causes a fire to spread and harm people, it's freedom of expression