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Response to: Stuff you regret you bought? Posted July 23rd, 2009 in General

Drawn To Life (the video game)

Response to: Ng has made no memes Posted July 23rd, 2009 in General

You've obviously never seen Badger Badger, All Your Base, etc

Response to: simon-birch? Posted July 23rd, 2009 in General

He was an obvious troll. People beat him in arguments, he just tried to keep them going and wouldn't accept defeat

Response to: Jump!!! (photoshop) Posted July 23rd, 2009 in General

No backpack

Jump!!! (photoshop)

Response to: My view of the trix rabbit! Posted July 23rd, 2009 in General

No. The kids stole from the rabbit in the first place under the guise of age-appropriateness. The Trix are the rabbit's and he's just trying to get them back. It's like if you stole an iPod from Steve Jobs, then refused to give it back because you thought old people shouldn't have technology

Response to: What If You Could Eat Newgrounds? Posted July 23rd, 2009 in General

I'd eat it like I eat those chocolate covered raisins. I'd suck off the coating (front page stuff that's well done like There She Is!, Awesome Movies, all that good stuff) and spit off the rest (DD, KK, OMFG MY FURZT FLAZH!!!!), then grind it up into the fertilizer it is

Response to: The portal is dying Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

At 7/22/09 09:41 PM, Grent wrote:
At 7/22/09 09:39 PM, Shinzura wrote: And I respect that. I'm just saying that "Don't Show AO" like in the art portal could stop hundreds from seeing that DD thumbnail of Naruto raping Hinata...
Actually, half of the spam submissions with porn thumbnails are rated "Everyone." It's chosen by the user.

I know. Problem for another time. That and file swapping. I'm just saying we need tiny steps to prevent things like that. Cutting out half the sick porn thumbnails isn't exactly a terrible waste, especially if it's optional

Response to: The portal is dying Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

At 7/22/09 09:36 PM, Grent wrote:
At 7/22/09 09:33 PM, Shinzura wrote:
At 7/22/09 09:32 PM, TheLameSauce wrote:
At 7/22/09 09:31 PM, Shinzura wrote:
At 7/22/09 09:28 PM, Crumption wrote:
And there should be a "turn off AO material" option for those of us who don't have strange fetishes and desires for immense cock jokes
you're a fucker. don't watch ao if'n you don't like it.
I don't, but I don't enjoy scrolling over flashes titled "Tribute to my DEAD Son" and seeing an AO thumbnail of a gay blowjob

True story
That can't really be prevented. Wade (et al) do the best they can to stop them, but troll just keep coming.

And I respect that. I'm just saying that "Don't Show AO" like in the art portal could stop hundreds from seeing that DD thumbnail of Naruto raping Hinata...

Response to: The portal is dying Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

At 7/22/09 09:32 PM, TheLameSauce wrote:
At 7/22/09 09:31 PM, Shinzura wrote:
At 7/22/09 09:28 PM, Crumption wrote:
And there should be a "turn off AO material" option for those of us who don't have strange fetishes and desires for immense cock jokes
you're a fucker. don't watch ao if'n you don't like it.

I don't, but I don't enjoy scrolling over flashes titled "Tribute to my DEAD Son" and seeing an AO thumbnail of a gay blowjob

True story

Response to: The portal is dying Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

At 7/22/09 09:28 PM, Crumption wrote: What are you talking about? That hentai flash was one of the best things I've seen on the top of the list. And the audio portal is turning into a pile of shit.

There's Hentai about Teddy Bears? That's f**ked up right there

And there should be a "turn off AO material" option for those of us who don't have strange fetishes and desires for immense cock jokes

Response to: Kitties are coming to the base! Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

At 7/22/09 09:12 PM, Corky-D wrote:
At 7/22/09 09:06 PM, Shinzura wrote: Seriously... Is this a photoshop thread or something?
Does the picture look like it should be photoshopped?

Everyone's screwing around with MS Paint... I can see that

Response to: Kitties are coming to the base! Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

Sacrifice the DumbassDude! Our castle was fine until you showed up!

Seriously... Is this a photoshop thread or something?

Response to: Stupidest names you ever heard? Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

Shithead (pronounced as shith eed) and asshole (ash ole ee)

Response to: There is no Zelda timeline. Posted July 22nd, 2009 in Video Games

People didn't know that? I mean, WW to Phantom Hourglass and OOT to MM obviously had the same Link, but they've always said "There are many Links that are reincarnations of the same Hero of Time"... I mean, yeah, there's a mythological timeline, since the theories about the link of Majora to the Twili could fan out, but the time period is totally ambiguous. for all we know, it could be set in Idaho 100k years after the Rapture, or in 2nd century Mars before the Space Wars.

Response to: how kinky google... Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

I luff Gewgle

how kinky google...

Response to: Stolen Then Changed Flash Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

There are a million file swapping gangs out there who steal soundboards and such then fileswap them with that sick stuff. Just blow the whistle if it's stolen (and don't forget to Vote 0) and move on.

Response to: The Chicks of Newgrounds Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

At 7/22/09 06:28 PM, michelinman wrote:
it's not even that bad now. with the porn ads gone it really helped out the girls on ng. it was pretty hard to respect them when as you're posting there's an ad for russian sluts who can take more than 3... haha.

There were porn ads here!?

Response to: What do I do Newgrounds? Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

Tough choice... Not sure if NG is the place to go for this kind of problem, but here goes:

It's quite possible that your Dad felt weak and said those things out of anger. When my Dad had a stroke (he's fine now), I was so angry at everyone, and I can't imagine what he felt. Try talking to him casually. Gauge if he's angry at you, himself, or his situation. Few people lash out for no reason... What he said wasn't your fault, but there must be a reason... At least in his mind.

Response to: That thing to your bottom right! Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

But I like my crocs and flyswatter!

Response to: Make up facts about Moderators!! Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

STEM has a shrine to Marty McFly in his closet

BananaBreadMuffin shot JR

WadeFulp was best friends with the Lindbergh Baby

Response to: Fox News: Not News Posted July 21st, 2009 in General

At 7/21/09 10:07 PM, N-Zyme wrote:
At 7/21/09 10:02 PM, Shinzura wrote:
Yes, but the current administration, if they follow through like I said, would punish people who outsource jobs. You misunderstood me and honestly, your logic and terrible grammar are giving me a headache. I cannot decipher what you are saying, so I bid you good day
yeah because you had no arguement in the first place and im digging into what you mean by punish people and I know the policies better than you. Punish them like how? They get punished for staying by getting taxed more. If the punishment is worth taking and your more profitable with the punishment then paying rediculous taxes then why wouldnt they leave? Are you just too pinheaded to understand?

No... Try to follow me here

IF companies try to outsource their jobs to avoid the high taxes (even though I didn't even mention business taxes), THEN the administration will not reward them as the previous administration did

Stop being petty and look at the facts

Response to: Fox News: Not News Posted July 21st, 2009 in General

At 7/21/09 10:00 PM, N-Zyme wrote:
At 7/21/09 09:54 PM, Shinzura wrote:
Calling someone a greedy asshole is not a fact. And, since you agree, taxing the 'greedy assholes' would be what they deserve
What do you mean not rewarding? Like they get the tax increase but are rewarded? Your logic just failed they will move and sell their products into the US with foreign labor. Thats just what will happen or they will shut down their business and just retire because they cant afford the tax increases. please explain how otherwise can happen?

Yes, but the current administration, if they follow through like I said, would punish people who outsource jobs. You misunderstood me and honestly, your logic and terrible grammar are giving me a headache. I cannot decipher what you are saying, so I bid you good day

Response to: Fox News: Not News Posted July 21st, 2009 in General

At 7/21/09 09:54 PM, Loney03DK wrote: BUT HOW ELSE CAN WE PROTECT OUR CHILDREN FROM PICTOCHAT PEDOPHILES?!

Wow... That would only work if there was a Pedophile right behind you

Response to: Fox News: Not News Posted July 21st, 2009 in General

At 7/21/09 09:50 PM, N-Zyme wrote:
At 7/21/09 09:42 PM, Shinzura wrote: That's why it's the upper class is getting taxed. Honestly, if I could afford half the crap they buy yearly, I'd gladly pay more taxes. And the reform isn't all about money.
The reason you can afford anything is because you have a job to work at and because you feel the rich should pay more doesnt mean they have to. If they raise the taxes your company could just move to a different country and guess what no job for you. The rich are greedy assholes and reform will never change that, these are just the facts.

Calling someone a greedy asshole is not a fact. And, since you agree, taxing the 'greedy assholes' would be what they deserve

Also, take the whole plan. It's not like them moving to another country will be good for business if the government follows through on not rewarding outsourcers.

Response to: The Chicks of Newgrounds Posted July 21st, 2009 in General

At 7/21/09 09:45 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:
At 7/21/09 06:54 PM, Shinzura wrote: Thank god for tomboys... And freaks like me prefer to be called "sanity impaired"
We don't want typical girls on this site. Their endless babbling and obsessions with themselves would entice me to host a genocide party. It'd be like myspace goes gray and orange.

Funfact: I was gender confused 5th through 7th grade.

And (not to be sexist, this is true with guys when they're obsessed with something, too. Especially card games like that old Yu-Gi-Oh fad) they'd probably go crazy that Dimlight is mocking their precious EDWURDZ!!1!

Response to: The Chicks of Newgrounds Posted July 21st, 2009 in General

At 7/21/09 09:42 PM, HALL0WEEN wrote: You "tip your hat" and call people "partner".

I other words...

you're gay

Fixed. But gay people rule. I've learned that from me female friends

Response to: Fox News: Not News Posted July 21st, 2009 in General

That's why it's the upper class is getting taxed. Honestly, if I could afford half the crap they buy yearly, I'd gladly pay more taxes. And the reform isn't all about money.

Response to: A writer's tips and guidance. Posted July 21st, 2009 in General

Is it better to create a piece in a seemingly neutral timeline and not mention issues in the world and express your opinions implicitly or mention current issues and comment on them within a story? This point being in a subplot, obviously

Response to: Fox News: Not News Posted July 21st, 2009 in General

At 7/21/09 09:23 PM, N-Zyme wrote:
At 7/21/09 09:07 PM, Shinzura wrote: Seriously. I'd love to just see a report like "Obama's Healthcare Plan," not "OBAMA WANTS TO KILL YOUR BABIES WITH HIS NEW FREE SOCIALIZED ABORTIONS!!!" or "Obama: Healing Everyone Like Jesus With His New Brilliant Healthcare Plan!"
Heres all you need to know about Obamas care plan. Your taxes will be raised so you can wait at least 9 months to get your cancer treatment and by that time you will die from the cancer because it should have been treated earlier. The proof is that this happens in every country that uses Obamas health care plan.

Obviously a Fox watcher... I barely feel I can dignify that with a response, but here it goes

a) Stop bitching about taxes. Without taxes, we wouldn't have any federal funding, then you'd be bitching about everything else screwed up with the country

b) "Obama's" healthcare plan isn't his. People assume the President does everything on his own, but that's bullcrap. He has advisers and, unless you have some magical knowhow about how to sweep up eight years of putting science on hold so as not to offend the super Conservatives who elected you in the first place, I'm siding with the guy who can keep a cool head in this clusterf**k

c) It's only been six months. Chill the f**k out.

Response to: Fox News: Not News Posted July 21st, 2009 in General

At 7/21/09 09:02 PM, theshadowwolf wrote: Someone should start an Independent, grass-roots, TV station which only tells the truth, with absolutely no bias, or misinformation, but then again, no one would watch it, for the reason that for some reason, people like the bias and misinformation...

Seriously. I'd love to just see a report like "Obama's Healthcare Plan," not "OBAMA WANTS TO KILL YOUR BABIES WITH HIS NEW FREE SOCIALIZED ABORTIONS!!!" or "Obama: Healing Everyone Like Jesus With His New Brilliant Healthcare Plan!"