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Replace #3, because we have canine teeth

Replace it with

3. Speak for him. Especially on the Internet

I agree on some scale. Giving smallscale flash artists something to brag about is good for their pride if they worked hard, but some flashes are just bad... I hate a certain flash game on the front page

At 7/25/09 01:03 PM, n0sv3ratu wrote: lol jeese i was just saying ideas calm down lol i just think that its stupid to have medals that dont do anything but show that you have no life lol

And Achievements and even trophies IRL are whatnow?

And there are, like, fifty of these threads a day, all saying the same thing

Unless you're trolling for attention or something stupid like that, which would be INSANELY INSENSITIVE, I say

Assalamu alaikum!

A Half-Assed Stamp Collection
A Collection of Foreign Coins
A Lifesize Hylian Shield from Trueswords (which I shall depart from only on my deathbed)

I'm guessing this is what everyone does when they're board: Browse the BBS

At 7/25/09 12:57 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: How about, just for decoration? And for bragging rights?

Agreed. For gods sake, I figured all the achievement whores for the 360 out there would jump on that idea... MAYBE a reward for some of the games that are only popular because of medals like in Lastman and OCD+

I'm really terrible

Obviously, with the Oxygen Destroyer

It's the Inquirer. About as reliable as World News Weekly... Man, I love that magazine. Classic supermarket stuff for those wondering. So no. It's probably bullcrap

I'd do it. If nothing else, it's an interesting conversation piece

DD Fileswapped its own fileswap? Strange.

Anyway, that flash was posted by a group of portal spammers hellbent on scarring people with their Duck themed crap (hence the name Duck Division, although they sometimes remove the [DD] at the beginning of their flashes). Report it to Wade Fulp and try not to make threads about it. That gives them the attention they want

At 7/25/09 12:12 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

I'm atheist and I know humanity will NEVER make a comeback. Unless we get laser rifles in a few years, then maybe.

I doubt guns will help. And you can't KNOW anything about the future for sure. For all you know, the world could end right now

-asplodes-

At 7/24/09 11:44 PM, igott wrote: Stephine Meyer decided to finish Midnight Sun.

QUICK! Steal it and leak it so she'll go all emo and not release it! PLEASE!

Best to parody a thread that has more than one post

You'd have to know that you know everything, then you'd have to know that you know you know everything, then to know that, and to know you know that. My head would explode. And you'd have to know everyone that doesn't know you know everything, and that at 11:38 PM EST some guy made this post and -splodes-

At 7/24/09 11:34 PM, Fezz wrote: Virgin Mary seen in...bird poop?

Shocking.

What's more shocking is that that actually made it onto the news. Don't we have some actual newsworthy stuff? I'm sure even on the slowest news days, there's still people suffering from Katrina. Even that tsunami from back in 04 or 05

At 7/24/09 11:26 PM, Magik-Waffle wrote:

Am I the only one of my generation who knows what true love is? I'm not talking about that fake teenage crap, but true, genuine, give-your-life-without-hesitation love. So many teenagers look for temporary companionship. What they're really saying is that they're miserably lonely, and the only thing that gives them any worth is the infatuated attention from another peer. Pathetic.

Let me not the the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds
Or bends with the remover to remove
Oh, no. It is an ever fix`ed mark
That looks on tempest and is ne'er shaken
It is the star to every wandering bark
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be tak'n
Love's not time's fool though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks
But bears it out, e'en to the edge of doom
If this be error and upon me proved
I never writ, nor no man ever loved

I think I know what love is

At 7/24/09 11:16 PM, Arroza wrote: You threw up cuz you ate a fly?

Pussy

I made myself throw up in case I'd accidentally eaten one. I would have barfed big time if I'd burped a minute later and had a fly corpse stuck in my esophagus

In fact, yes!

a) Go on a worldwide trip to the best amusement parks in the world with my friends

b) Go to JAPAN

c) Have a staircase to my roof

d) Eat pizza on my roof

I'm not saying I'm worried about dying. I just don't want to hurl again... They made cozy little nests inside the syrup pockets on the waffles

Medals are in their BETA stage. Chill, because they'll be up eventually

Super bored, so I shopped the hair

I joined a program designed to stop the pollution of our local bay and save endangered species a few years go. We saved many threatened fish and raised awareness. Even built a rain garden

Yeah. A few days ago, I ruined my expensive and great mouse, had my Mom have a conniption because my keyboard was dirty and scream bloody murder at me for "blaming her for everything that went wrong in my life" even though I only blamed her for jamming the buttons on my keyboard (which she did). And today, I found two bugs in my dinner. Worse things can happen to you

Obviously, you don't know about the SUPER CRAZY NEW SPORT!!! SPEED STACKING!!!

How about... Say... SOMETHING YOU BELIEVE IN!?

Nope. Only if you like Mega Blocks

Sounds like a common theme. More information is needed to process your request. Also, it helps to not use "like" and "stuff" as every other word

At 7/24/09 07:57 PM, metalguy777 wrote: Get some protein out of those little fuckers.

That's what my parents said