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Five bucks says someone's going to say "Last night I kissed your mom"

a) Don't ask NG for advise, especially when dealing with horny women. I guarantee there will be %10
of responses telling you to 'hit that and if she says no rape her' or something like that

b) Input more information. Is this normal? Is she going through any life experiences where she might turn to sex as an answer or a relief? Do you love her? Does she love you? If neither, do you care about her?

Using tapwater to drink is cheaper, too. Better for the environment

At 8/9/08 09:46 PM, CloudConnected wrote: How did you almost make her pregnant?

Full story please!

See, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much or two drunk teenagers are too horny to remember to use protection, they go to this place called "the bedroom"

At 7/25/09 08:37 PM, InnerChild548 wrote:

At 7/25/09 08:35 PM, STEM wrote:

At 7/25/09 08:34 PM, Viridis wrote:

At 7/25/09 08:33 PM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: You're obviously black

Hey man.
Its african american.

Hey man.
Not every black guy is American

Hey man.
Not every black is a guy.

Hey man.
Oh, wait. You're a girl

PIKACHU! USE THUNDERBO-

Oh, s**t

I think you shouldn't fileswap for the Barney Bunch

She looks passed out. Someone probably just put that guitar in her hands, but I'll take a guess
Let's see... It would take 100 drinks per year, so my estimate is...

Greater than ninety hundred

I see it on a map

Ba Dum KSH!

Opening a flash and finding NSFW material

At 7/25/09 08:06 PM, rahfa wrote:

At 7/25/09 03:50 PM, Shinzura wrote: I disagree with the disagreements of my initials statement. I swear to god, I've seen that girl before

are you sure it`s a girl?

mmm

I thought so... Either that or a hippie with rosacea

Because we are only slightly more mature than the Kindergarten kids who laugh at the word "duty"

Hehe... doody

I'm so proud of our generation!

My name is Shinzura!
...
CRAP!

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (I choke people with copies of Twilight books)

Do you go after certain victims? (Yes. I kill Twilards)

What is your preferred method of disposal? (Grind it up and mail it to Stephanie Meyer)

What is your favorite time to strike? (At Twilight, the night of a New Moon, or at the Breaking Dawn)

What is your reason for killing? (I hate that series so much)

Bound to fail. They didn't even give Aang his full arrow. Just a bunch of dots... The series ended well, so don't ruin it, okay M. Night?

At 7/25/09 04:35 PM, MC25 wrote: Our last few presidents have been on drugs.

Bill Clinton smoked weed
George Bush did coke
Barack Obama tried cocain AND weed while he was in college

How am I just noticing this?

They all did all of that. Even my Mom smoked weed. It's really common in college
And guess what else. Not just Clinton had affairs. Look into it. Most did.

1 : Jake
2 : November
3 : Video Game Designer
4 : Ghandi
5 : Sambakza
6 : Pizza
7 : ...I dunno
8 : Haven't been here long enough to have an opinion
9 : I'd like a family later on
10 : It's only been six months... Give me a while to see what he can do
11 : Dear god, yes!
12 : Zelda Ocarina of Time or Majora's Mask
13 : Wii!
14 : Don't have the console for either
15 : Maybe, but I'm saving up for stuff
16 : Too much time
17 : ...I don't know
18 : Being a respected reviewer and MAYBE getting flash
19 : I don't remember what it used to be like
20 : Coherency
21 : I wouldn't. I love my name
22 : Please have a screening for File Swaps and Thumbnails

I wish spam of all kind was erased from the Interwebs

At 7/25/09 03:49 PM, ImperiaL-DawN wrote:

At 7/25/09 02:21 PM, Wuggawoot wrote:

At 7/25/09 02:20 AM, Eatsalottagrass wrote:

At 7/25/09 01:14 AM, Wuggawoot wrote:

At 7/25/09 01:03 AM, Shinzura wrote: I'm really terrible

I disagree

And I disagree with you sir.

Good sir, I disagree with your disagreement!

My fellow NG'er, I disagree with you disagreing with that disagreement.

Wait, what the fuck?

I disagree with the disagreements of my initials statement. I swear to god, I've seen that girl before

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

That's the smart man's version of "STFU!" But ouch, a quote on your back?

At 7/25/09 03:27 PM, CGsoldier wrote: are you sure this invisible delicious koolaid isnt just water with sugar?

Regular Kool-aid is just that and artificial coloring

At 7/25/09 03:36 PM, Shinzura wrote:

Did not see that. Usually "ARGH" isn't a link to anything important. My bad. But also, in my experience with Craigslist, they usually mention "your post on Craigslist" or something like that

Wow, I'm really out of it... I'm going to leave, but say that if you already got back, why does it matter?

At 7/25/09 03:35 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 7/25/09 03:34 PM, Shinzura wrote:
I'm sure Jack would have MENTIONED if he had an ad on Craigslist or some form of prior contact but things like this out of the blue are usually scams. There's no way things are this easy and just fall into your lap. Even lottery winners have to buy tickets

Because me posting the ad from craigslist in the topic isn't mentioning.

Did not see that. Usually "ARGH" isn't a link to anything important. My bad. But also, in my experience with Craigslist, they usually mention "your post on Craigslist" or something like that

At 7/25/09 03:29 PM, Cirque wrote: Is everyone here retarded, or am I missing something??

It sounds like you emailed him first, and he is replying to you (probably an ad on craigslist..?)
He never once mentions that payment must be made via credit card number, or demand your bank account details. All he says is the payment amount.
If you are actually interested, email him back and check out his "application." If the application has something about credit card numbers etc. then it is a scam. Simple. If it doesnt tell him you want to meet with him and check out the place.

You're missing something. Or rather you're seeing something that isn't there. Anything that unpersonal that uses "God" that many times is usually a scam meant to tug on heartstrings and lull you into a false sense of security. I'm sure Jack would have MENTIONED if he had an ad on Craigslist or some form of prior contact but things like this out of the blue are usually scams. There's no way things are this easy and just fall into your lap. Even lottery winners have to buy tickets

Yes. Might as well be asking for a Nigerian Prince and to check your credit by getting your number

Because it is a violation of trust. In today's society, monogamy is implicit and unless you outright say "I'm going to see other people, too, Bee Tee Dub," you're violating your lover's trust

Tom enjoys his lulz, too. He just put up the KK's "Guess Who's Back!" collab. GUESS WHAT, KIDDIES!

At 7/25/09 01:18 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

Are you saying God is just a joke?

Sorry, I can't resist

God walks into a bar and sees a scientist, an economist, and an evangelical Christian. He buys them a few rounds of drinks and then asks the scientist, "Why aren't humans taking care of the Earth?"

Scientist answers, "Well, you see, very soon we are going to start colonizing space and so we won't need this old planet any more."

God thinks, "What a crock!" but decides not to argue since He is just down on the planet doing research. So He asks the economist, "Why do you think you aren't taking care of the planet?"

Economist answers, "Well, you see, taking care of the planet is not our first priority. We need to grow the economy enough so that everyone is rich and then it won't matter what shape the planet is in."

God thinks this is an even bigger crock but holds his peace since there is no point in arguing with morons. So He asks the evangelical Christian, "Surely you want to take care of this beautiful planet God created?"

Evangelical Christian says, "Well, you see, very soon Jesus is returning and taking all the good Christians up to heaven, so we won't care what happens down here."

At this, God can't hold his temper and He exclaims, "Are you kidding? I've seen how you trash YOUR home. There's no WAY you're moving in with ME!"

Bah dum bump.

At 7/25/09 01:15 PM, EagleStudio wrote:

:for example a flash that got DAILY feature and didn't make front page.

Please punctuate. And currently, one of the TOP FIVE flashes of all time isn't on the Frontpage. Daily Feature isn't as big as it seems. Lately, competition's been slim