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At 7/26/08 05:48 AM, CrazyCutlery wrote: You should have said he touched you. The outcome for him would be alot worse.

RAEP

"Rub it more than 3 times, you're not bleeding it, you're milking it."

Explanation:

It = your cock
Bleeding = Pissing
Milking = Wanking

Basically, rub your cock more than three times, you aren't pissing anymore, you're fapping.

How do you know they haven't cheated?

Here:

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/8 9205

Found this whilst searching th AP, and it's epic. Go on, give it a listen.

Fuck, when I played that, Madagascar closed its borders as soon as the virus spread in the slightest.

Gah lucky bitch

Stop talking like a 19th century Brit.

Bioshock as movie = win.
Spyro as movie = what the f**k?

Christmas themed:

Screwge
It's a Wonderful Wife

(I got these from MAD Magazine a while back, why can't I remember more?)

Blackberry pie.

List of really good movies I've seen recently:

Vantage Point
I know the previews always talk about "pulse-pounding" and stuff, but this movie was actually quite exciting. Yup.

Pan's Labyrinth
The supernatural, surreal theme throughout this movie is quite cool, and there's enough violence to keep you antisocial NGers happy.

Iron Man
I tend to be wary of superhero movies, but this one wasn't bad, really. The plot was well worked-out and stuff.

So, yeah. those are some good ones. Shinigami Rem signing off.

At 7/24/08 07:51 AM, Voyd wrote: Exciting for me! Really happy.

Good for you. I think little squirts are really annoying, all running aroung ang shrieking their little heads off.

At 7/26/08 02:07 PM, ShinigamiRem wrote: On the "Save As" menu, under the title, it should have a drop-down list with a shitload of file formats.

Problem solved. I bid thee adieu.

Forgot picture.

I'd say probably around puberty. Little kids might act like it too, just cause they think it'll make them cool.

On the "Save As" menu, under the title, it should have a drop-down list with a shitload of file formats.

Problem solved. I bid thee adieu.

At 7/17/08 09:56 PM, Jorgeiscool wrote: Ive never really touched her anywhere but her ass nd tits but she is VERY overprotective of her vagay and she said i couldnt touch it.

That's beside the point.

Kick it to death.

Upgrade the durability of the virus first. It doesn't matter how nasty the symptoms are if you can squash it easily.

At 3/2/08 04:18 PM, John12346 wrote: I wish the Nintendo DS was that durable...

It's the fucking touchscreen.

Touching is good :3

Well, there's always hyperventilation, you know?

It could also cause your lungs to rupture (ouches).

2 things.
1. Dune by Frank Herbert. I could make sense of it for a while, but then i got to the fifth book and, well, i failed.

2. Ringworld by Larry Niven. This is easier to comprehend, but the only copy of it tht I could find is a shitey paperback that's threatening to fall apart any moment now.

So yeah. Sci-Fi FTW.

We don't care.

At 7/25/08 12:36 PM, killerjeff wrote: Boy or girl, I don't care.

Uh-oh.

At 7/25/08 12:40 PM, SecretClock wrote: This is SecretClock jacking off,

:3

Ahnuld's to busy governing (badly) in California.

GAH it would have been better if he'd stayed the hell out of politics.

It was shite.

You get born again. When that life comes to a close, you are born another time. Go back to step 1 and repeat.

Unless, of course, you can reach enlightenment and attain nirvana, or basically f**king the system (of reincarnation).

Buddhism FTW

At 7/25/08 11:14 AM, Shikamarana wrote: WE NEED PICS YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT.

You don't really need to go to the hospital. It's only your hand.

But he can't fap until it's fixed!

The horror!

At 7/25/08 03:07 PM, VeinDigger wrote:

Balls.

Well, you're quite ballsy.

GAH little kids (shits?) are so FECKING ANNOYING

GAH

GAH

At 7/25/08 12:16 PM, Major-n0ob wrote:

And an even more credible source:

No.