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Response to: Catholic School Girls Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

PICS OR GTFO

Response to: smosh Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

Phailure.

Response to: FU fox news! Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

OH SHIT WERE GONNA ALL TURN INTO MASS MUDERERERS!!!!!!

OH MAH GHAWD

Even besides that, FOX news is shite.

Response to: Photoshop burn notice! Posted July 27th, 2008 in General
At 7/26/08 07:09 PM, AdmiralAckbar wrote: Trap notice!

It's a frog...

Response to: I'm scared shitless. Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

Huh. I'm not afraid of lightning, but I understand those somewhat pointless phobias.

Me, I'm scared to death of the ocean. Especially the seafloor, deep underwater. I also don't like shipwrecks, the open ocean, or deep-sea fish. Whenever I freak out about that, I think "Gah, this is stupid", but it scares me nonetheless. Hence, I understand your plight and wish you luck.

Response to: Front lawn. Huge wasp nest. Carnage Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

DEATH TO THE INSECTOIDS THEY HAVE NO PLACE ON OUR GLORIOUS PLANET

Except the dragonflies. I like them.

But I agree about croaking the wasps. Honeybees are the only good member of the "bee" family, because they pollinate the flowers. (the treehugger in me speaking now.)

And as for that wasp paper, that stuff is epic. I peeled some off a wasp's nest that had died a while back, and it was really spiffy.

Response to: We could use an IfavCrap Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

Now, now, be nice, children.

Response to: The Worst Insult Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Response to: Sooo... I'm gonna go buy a Zune Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

What the f**k is a Zune? <-- technologically ignorant

Response to: Contest! Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

story: the red guy has to get all the whatchamacallits to give to his girlfriend so he'll get laad.

Awful, but this is NG.

Response to: Your Version Of Windows? Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

Linux ftw.

Response to: need help to finda site Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

Just give them a link to a Youtube rickroll.

Response to: Is smoking...? Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

Emphesyma inducing.

Is that how it's spelled?
Response to: Weirdest Dream Posted July 27th, 2008 in General
At 7/27/08 12:11 AM, goatlord501 wrote: hmm well there was this one time where i was naked riding a horse
and then ty pennington (extreme house makeover or whatever guy) comes out from behind a bush and starts banging my horse
then out of nowhere fall into a vat of jello with bill cosby (i had clothes on then)
then i woke up

Weird shit.

Response to: Oh god, help me. Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

Block the website.

Now.

And get that shit picture off of NG. My eyes, they burn!!
Response to: Your weapon of choice Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

Claymore sword.

Greatest edged weapon in history.

Response to: the ocean is killing more people Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

fear the undertoe

Response to: Why must we live in fear? Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

my brother had a book he would hold with pride
a little red cover with a broken spine
on the back he hand wrote a quote inside
"when the rich wage war it's the poor who die"
meanwhile the leader just talks away
stutterin' and mumblin' for nightly news to replay
with the rest of the world watching at the end of the day
all scared and angry like "what did he say"

Response to: Root Beer Posted July 27th, 2008 in General
At 7/26/08 09:10 PM, Purpin wrote: I don't care for it.

Gaah! Heathen!

crucify him. now.
Response to: Black People Posted July 27th, 2008 in General
At 7/27/08 12:18 PM, Longhorn97 wrote: It had a chicen voting for Genearal Sal, which it obviously wouldn't do since General Sal feeds chicken to people, and a bunch of black people were like OMFG THAT'S RACIST!!!

That's not racist, that's species-ist.
Portraying chickens as stupid is rude. They are actually very intelligent.

not
Response to: Favorite Nascar Driver? Posted July 27th, 2008 in General
At 3/9/06 12:47 PM, Seanmlr wrote: 2. Not a sport

Exactly. When the only exercise you get is your gas pedal foot and steering the thing, that's not a sport.

Response to: My cat thinks he's people Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

I believe it's coincidental. Cats can't vocalize human language. Their tongues and vocal cords aren't designed like ours.

Response to: Time to rock out! Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

Don't Fear The Reaper.

MOAR COWBELL!

Response to: Can't...Decide... Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

Go for the Dark Knight stuff. Heath Ledger is a god of Jokerization.

Response to: darknesswelder Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

Anyone here remember hardyboyz01? He was a bigger jerk. Is he still running around insulting people? I haven't heard from him in a while.b

Response to: Favorite Tenacious D song? Posted July 26th, 2008 in General

Tribute.

Why?

Why not?

Response to: Led Zeppelin hates Guitar Hero Posted July 26th, 2008 in General
At 7/26/08 08:09 PM, Entranceolot wrote:
At 7/26/08 08:07 PM, THEJamoke wrote:
God bless you, Zep. Bless you for still maintaining your integrity in these times of hardcore sellouts.
Lookin at YOOOUU Areosmith

Aerosmith fucking sucks.

Response to: Songs you're ashamed to know Posted July 26th, 2008 in General

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring
Banana Phone

no explanation necessary
Response to: Batman sequel? Posted July 26th, 2008 in General
At 7/25/08 09:40 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote: Nobody, NOBODY could imitate Heath's Joker and get away with it. The new Joker is inimitable.

I think the next Batman should have Jason Alexander as the Penguin or David Tennant as the Riddler.

The Penguin is too silly for the new, dark, gloomy Batman movies.

I suggest, instead, Catwoman.

meee-ow!

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Response to: The longest one syllable word? Posted July 26th, 2008 in General

Scraunched.

10.

Top that.

I dare you to.

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