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Fuck it. My family had this ancient dog for ages now, but we had to have him put to sleep today. I'm just really bummed out now.

Discuss loss of pets and subsequent feelings of shittiness.

At 9/19/08 06:05 PM, qman1 wrote: ACDC - big balls.

We've got the biggest balls of them all!

Lyric

I cant find suitable nibs for my fountain pen, so I spose that's a no.

GOD DAMNIT

At 9/2/08 11:04 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: You can't get addicted to caffeine, though.

Lya. If there's withdrawal, it's addictive. Read on.

I'm addicted too, once I went on a camping trip with my friends, and I had no caffeine whatsoever for a few days, and my vision went all blurry and my hands started shaking like crazy. On the way back home, I stopped a a convenience store and got a soda. Maybe 15 minutes after I finished it, My hand shaking was noticeably better.

And it turns out the blurred vision was from some sh!t smudged on my glasses. Wups.

Find old dead electronic stuff around your house, and disassemble it all with a screwdriver.
I did that to a casette player/walkman thingy once, and it changed my understanding of how tapes work.

Yeah, back in the days when there actually WERE casette tapes.

Why, when i was your age, we din't have no CDs, we had vinyl!

Agnostics don't really care.
Atheists say that Ghawd doesn't exist.
Secular simply means not churchgoing.

However, most people think that they are synonyms.

loss pf blood due to p3n!5 amputation

with the barb wire

Drum set. Cost 550$, give or take.

At 8/24/08 12:36 AM, ripoffhitman wrote: Peice of shit + Peice of shit= Heeping pile of shit

Get off if you hate us so.

At 8/24/08 12:17 AM, DrClay wrote: "touch detective" heh that's kind of an odd name...

I try not to be a pervoid, but I always laughed at the old DS slogan, "Touching is good.."

|:3

I was watching the Olympics a night or two back, and I realized that the only competitions they were showing were the ones in which Americans did well (yes, I'm American). Practically the only one they showed in which a non-American did good was Usain Bolt running like Chuck Norris in the 100m dash.

Goddamn American TV programming. Does anyone else notice that?

Welcome to the Jungle by Guns n Roses.

The guitar part is epic in so many ways.

Annoying and pointlessly hatefull flame wars on NG.

Like this one about abortion.

They're just assholes, noodles are awesome.

I've seen weirder.

At 8/22/08 11:49 PM, darkmpulse1 wrote: ok this is not me member i only got 6 but is this not kool. You gota think how much food he misses out on though right. But yall dont like.

'Tis freaky. Stick with the sixes.

Random aside: I almost have a six-pack. I'm working on it.

I like the wet calmness after a heavy rainstorm.
(especially at night.)

Listen up. I tend to be long-winded. This happened maybe 2 months ago.

There is a rope-swing hanging from a tree in my backyard. Really, all it is is 55 feet of manila rope, swung over a limb maybe 40 feet up and belayed on another tree. My house also has this semi-balcony, semi-deck thing on the bach of the house (it's complicated, but basically my house is on a hill such that my basement is underground in front but there's a door on ground level in the back of it, so from the back my house seems three stories tall. The deck/balcony is above the basement door. I'll post pics if I get a camera.) I enjoy climbing onto the deck with the rope swing, and swinging off of it (well, that's about all you can do. Tarzan yells are optional).

Now, the deck has a railing that you can climb up on to get better swinging. Once, feeling brave, I climbed up onto the railing and jumped off. I freefell for half a second, reached the zenith of the swing when gravity kicked in, and I swung back towards the deck, feeling elated.

That was my mistake. I should have dropped to the ground once the first swing was done, but I decided to swing back. (Remember, I had more momentum from jumping off the railing.) There is a metal gutter on the underside of the deck, and my left shin smacked into the (sharp) bottom corner of it quite hard. Pain shot up my leg, and I fell to the ground (it wasn't far). I couldn't see the extent of my injury, because I have a fondness for long pants, but it hurt like hell, so I figured it couldn't be good. I limped back inside and examined my wound.

A dent, nearly a quarter inch (for the record, that's about this much:----) was dented into my leg, right in the middle of my shin. The wound was about as long/wide as a basic pencil eraser, but the area was bruised around it almost as big as a quarter. It hurt quite a bit.

I didn't need stitches, I never saw the doctor, and it healed on its own in a week or two. But I still have a scar, though I'm glad it's not still a dent.

I punched him in the face.
He ran.
End.

I haven't been in many fights; I don't really go around pushing peoples's buttons on purpose.

Guitar smashing.

It's big because the guitar overlaps too much.

Here's one.

Sickle and chain. Japanese feudal weapons FTW.

I ate it. >:3

OWNED!

Bad pic, but I have not many good ones.

I gots mine first try. Seems Death Note fans are few and far between on Ng (well duh, it's anime).

Fedoras ftw. I like the pinstripes, without them the hat would have a goth/emo feel to it. (Seriously, all the goth/emo kids in my area wear black fedoras. It's disturbing).

5' 7" maybe?
125 lb., give or take.

At 8/21/08 05:34 PM, XxTheWorldIsYoursxX wrote: It was going to be done.

(If you are a perv, you'll see it. :) )

Have you ever seen the video to "That's Good" by Devo?

Remarkable similarity (only in the vid it was a french fry, not a popsickle).

At 8/22/08 11:18 PM, Theslav wrote: What kind of Crash is it?

Now days you can get Ride crashes, Rock crashes and all different sorts...

It sez it's a plain crash, but I don't trust it.

Chop an inch off the end. That's what I do whenever I need a mandatory haircut (to make my parents happy), and it grows back in no time flat.

The asshole general from Pan's Labyrinth.