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Don't go for his face, the bone is near the surface and it hurts you to hit him. Aim for the stomach with your knee and if he staggers back, kick him hard in the chest and force him to the ground. If you pin him there with your foot, he's pretty much pwned. Keep kicking him with your other foot until he says uncle, tehn you can finish him how you like.

I hope this helps.

How about a story about how pervy Stamper is?

Ebaums.

Dress up all in pink, and attach a sneaker to your head.

Chewing Gum stuck to Shoe!

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One of my classmates is the Flash artist BackHand. go check out his movies!

I'm truthing.

Ron Perlman.

Why? First male actor who came to mind who wasn't over age 70.

I was gonna say Peter O'Toole but...

Was your sweater originally orange but had a thick layer of grime on it?

Stab your right eye out, and hang yourself on an ash tree with two spears pierced through your shoulders. That'll get his attention.

My best friend has a 64, and sometimes I play it when I visit him.

The games are awesome. I've played some Xbox 360 games and the like, but I still prefer the good old Nintendo 64.

I know some people who might take that seriously, like "Well, God's word is law, so those things are all legal. :p"

At 10/21/07 04:28 PM, Incognitus wrote: Never heard of that film.

Plot:
2 people check into a hotel.

Random gore and violence for the rest of the film.w

Good for you, Britney gets way too much time in the spotlight. She's a talentless wreck who only hit it big because she has big boobs.

You know I'm right.

At 10/21/07 03:20 PM, Pheonixxx wrote:

At 10/21/07 03:20 PM, ShinigamiRem wrote: Ooh!

A cookie!

Can I have it?

Go ahead, I have millions.

Cool!

On the inside of a bathroom stall, someone posted his Myspace ID.

I don't remember it.

It's all Eric Bauman's Fault!

I knew that they were fuzzy, It keeps their antlers warm.

Not really, but do you have a better idea?

Hmmm... He could be spying.

I never do. But then again, I never have any news.

Ooh!

A cookie!

Can I have it?

I do 'cuz my computer has a low pixels per square inch count on the screen. If the window is big, I only get the sides or top of it, because you can't scroll around aon the regular "Play" option. In Pop Up mode, I can center the screen.

Interesting Math Fact:
My math teacher has a handlebar moustache!

Creature from the Black Lagoon.

Best ever.

Sorry, no clue.

Prophet's Song is the best Queen song ever!

Although I do hate the "Now I know, now I know, now I know," part.

Once, about seven or six years ago, I went to a summer camp that stank. At said camp, there was one squirt who was the son of one of the counselors. Well, what he would do was run up to somebody, harass them, either by insults or by beating on them, and then run over to wherever his mom was. If you so much as pointed your index finger at him, his mom would tell you that it wasn't nice to gesticulate at people for five minutes. If that wasn't bad enough, what's worse is that whenever he bothered someone, his mom saw what was going on, and didn't do squat. I hate it when people use double standards like that.

Eventually, I couldn't stand this shrimp anymore, so I clonked him on the head a few good times. Guess what. His mom came over and proceeded to kick me out of the camp for a few days. I didn't mind, I got a reprieve for that awful place. Besides, hitting the shrimp made it all worthwhile.

I'm gonna dress up as Tom Fulp!

Kidding.

Wow, I still have a Windows 2000.

Our fire alarms got replaced once.

before/after

I'm surprised that this hasn't yet degenerated into a " You like Power Rangers, so you're a fag" thread yet.

Screw McDonalds, by the way.