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If that was the end, why are you able to post on NG?

At 11/22/07 12:20 PM, TehreTard wrote: To all the writers on strike:

Shut the fuck up and get back in the studio.

Hey, they've got good reasons to be on strike.

At 11/25/07 09:47 AM, doberman7 wrote: What is a soda?

A carbonated beverage.

At 11/25/07 10:32 AM, ZorroTankster wrote: ok I changed it to Light but my avatar background isnt blue and it doesnt say light

Did you hit the "OK" button?

At 11/8/07 08:43 PM, Goldenblade1 wrote: dude big feet are good, i hear the bigger your feet the bigger your dick. I like my big feet

That's been proven wrong.

At 11/24/07 09:42 PM, DrHood wrote: Are you joking? Or are you 9 years old?

x > 15

I think that's wrong...

Those are great, but the "directly in front " viewpoint makes them seem, well, 2-D.

I'm just wondering.

If you are, try to solve this problem:

Solve for X
-4X + 10 > -50

At 6/7/07 03:21 PM, LiquidSapphire wrote: Seaweed. It's just creepy. :/

I get spooked with seaweed too... which is why I don't eat California roll sushi.

Ploitician. THey get paid to lie through their teeth.

At 11/23/07 10:46 PM, McJesus wrote:

At 11/23/07 10:35 PM, ShinigamiRem wrote:

At 11/23/07 10:35 PM, McJesus wrote: Madness?

No, but I'll give you a hint: It's from one of the cult classics.

I'm guessing you didn't see what I did there.

No, I didn't. What did you do?

Welcome back.

80's music...and weird hats... rolled into one!

At 11/23/07 10:40 PM, AngryBanana wrote: ''We got snakes.''

kekekekekekekekeke.

Snakes on a Plane?

I personally think the music world ended when the Beatles broke up.

At 11/23/07 10:35 PM, McJesus wrote: Madness?

No, but I'll give you a hint: It's from one of the cult classics.

So, about a week ago, I saw an odd play at the local theater about a crazy person who talks only in movie quotes.

It wasn't that good, but it gave me an idea:
How about we all say random quotes from movies, and let people try to guess where they're from?

I hope this works. Here's my quote to start out with:

"Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator! And step up the reactor power input three more points!"
What movie is that from?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IT DID!

That can be taken two ways...

Well, last year I went into a WAlmart on Black Friday and went over to the video game section, where the biggest crowds always gather. I saw some people shovng theri way through the crowds, trying to get their mitts on a copy of a hot new game (Whatever it was) . I got right behind the personwho seemed to be the most bent on getting said game ( A male college student of some sort) and said "If this is what you find pleasure in, go ahead," and similar phrases as he ran through the mass of people. He ended up turning around and yelling at me eventually, so I ran away and went to find others to bug.

People are so wound up on Black Friday, it's not even funny.

At 11/22/07 04:23 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: Nah, he does'nt understand a word of what he just typed so he's laughing and saying "lol wut?"

Is that a pear?

At 11/23/07 12:36 PM, jokerscard wrote: This is a good one.
You're movie sucks and making a thread to get people to like it/you is not working

That flash was pretty sad.

I bet if I got Guitar Hero 3, my mom would play it.

So, I'm not highlu offended.

Bleach.
4kids completely ruined One Piece, Naruto just isn't that good to begin with, so you better go for Bleach.

I love the responses. That way you get to review their reviews.

Well, Rem is the name of a character in a comic book who's a Shinigami (death god).

You get cool points if you can guess the comic.

Spoiler: The title is on my userpage; plain to see.

Draw the big NG tank.

It's really just for fun.

At 11/17/07 12:57 AM, Pinballwize0 wrote: I'd die pretty fast...

You could poke people in the eyes with your little and index fingers.

At 10/31/07 06:00 PM, IammeoramI wrote:

i dont know if the pic is right...

That's a claymore, all right. The picture's correct.

My dad. He's a total cynic, and he'll always try to ruin it for you.
Classic quote from him, while watching a movie:
"This is shit."