When I was a kid -5 years ago, we used to believe in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a/an shit on a stick in the house, and if your exlax itches, it means a/an doorknob is coming to visit, and you'll have homosexual luck if you find a four-leaf condom.
We also believed that if you spilled monkey poop at the table, you had to throw some over your left penis, and if your bouncy toe hurt, it meant rain, and if you broke a/an toenail you would have seven years of bad video games.