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Response to: Funny School Stories? Posted April 21st, 2012 in General

I was in a lesbian relationship with my teacher.

Response to: Is Porn Bad? Posted April 17th, 2012 in General

Eh, sometimes it is.

OH, YOU MEAN BAD FOR YOU

No it's not.

Response to: Who Need Feminism? Campaign Posted April 14th, 2012 in General

Reading this entire thread, NewGrounds proves to be once again, a cesspool of whiny teenage virgins who've never seen a real woman before.

Response to: Favorite type of porn Posted April 12th, 2012 in General

Well as a transgender person, I do like porn with transgender actors. Other than that I love a lot of in general non-heterosexual porn as well.

Response to: Zombie Invasion Posted April 12th, 2012 in General

Every time I hear some nerd on the internet boast about what he'd do during a zombie apocalypse, I just wanna throw them in the woods and see them walk around for about half an hour before giving up and crying about how he's lost and can't find his way home.

Hell, if I were in a zombie apocalypse, I would use you people for human shields, because after all: They've lived up to this moment their whole lives haven't they?

Response to: Suck a cock to save your ma's life? Posted April 6th, 2012 in General

Would I suck a dick?

Yes.

Would I try to save my mother?

No.

Response to: I'm proud to be an american Posted March 27th, 2012 in General

Well, I'm proud to be a CANADIAN,
Where my healthcare is FREE!
And I won't forget the man who lived, because his healthcare was FREE!
So I sit here in the WAITING ROOM NEXT TO YOU

Response to: Is Sex With A Transexual Gay Posted March 17th, 2012 in General

This thread is full of stupidity.

Response to: Newgrounds Gay/bisexual Users Club Posted February 12th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

Transgender Pansexuals allowed here? c:

Response to: When do I stop fapping to hentai? Posted February 12th, 2012 in General

When you bust your nut, DUH.

There's really no reason for you to stop if you don't want to. If you really DO wanna stop then... well good luck on that.

Response to: What is Seth Mcfarlane's problem? Posted February 12th, 2012 in General

It's just parody. They're easy jokes.

I mean, who cares? You don't have to watch it.

Response to: Girls, question about dating Posted February 9th, 2012 in General

No.

That's stupid.

Response to: Is Painless Death Possible? Posted February 9th, 2012 in General

No one truly dies. You can only learn to live~

Response to: So what will you do when tom dies? Posted February 8th, 2012 in General

Become supreme overlord of the Federation of Planets.

Response to: I can't find the mature section! Posted February 8th, 2012 in General

People still wank to that stuff? What are you, in the 6th Grade?

Response to: favorite spam flash Posted August 19th, 2011 in General

At 8/19/11 02:38 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote: B.

B isn't a spam flash.

It's a masterpiece.

Response to: Why did you pick your Aura ? Posted August 19th, 2011 in General

Because I'm FAAAAAAABULOUS! :D

Response to: what is your favorite monster truck Posted August 19th, 2011 in General

the big one that goes vroom vroom! :3

Response to: Do Mods scare you? Posted August 19th, 2011 in General

All mods are lonely virgins and can lick my pussy for all I care. :)

Do Mods scare you?

Response to: Zombie Apocalypse Loadout Posted August 19th, 2011 in General

Yeah, like your skinny arms can handle a fucking 50. Caliber pistol.

Response to: Should atheists be allowed to vote? Posted August 19th, 2011 in General

The only people who should be allowed to vote are old, gay, black, Muslim women who have had at least one abortion in her life.

Sounds fair.

Response to: Bear eats a girl alive Posted August 19th, 2011 in General

Sounds delicious.

Response to: Anti-gay protestors at school Posted August 19th, 2011 in General

It's called Equality.

Response to: What would Happen? Posted August 12th, 2011 in General

America would die. :)

Response to: Biggest gun you've fired IRL? Posted August 12th, 2011 in General

Bang, Bang! you're all dead! :3

Biggest gun you've fired IRL?

Response to: Your Dox On Encyclopedia Dramatica. Posted August 12th, 2011 in General

I'd be famous. :D

Response to: Clock Day is coming Posted August 10th, 2011 in General

At 8/5/11 10:53 AM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: he doesn't use that account anymore

F A I L

Are you a fucking moron? If anyone that failed there, it'd be you.

Response to: What songs do you listen to when... Posted July 31st, 2011 in General

"Equestriiiiiiiia girls, we're kinda magical! Boots on hooves, bikiniiiii's on top!" :D

Response to: A girl cuts off your penis. Posted July 29th, 2011 in General

Me? Paradox.

Response to: 4chan's gone soft. Posted July 25th, 2011 in General

At 7/24/11 09:42 PM, kiljoy96 wrote: Not too long ago, I got banned from 4chan for asking a question about gay people with a valid argument.

Today, I got perma-banned for starting the raid on Funnyjunk.

The fuck is wrong with that website? Back in the day, those were encouraged, not bannable offenses.

What did you say exactly?