Zack Parsons is a genius, though. He writes some funny shit.

We've all been to Something Awful.

Holy shit that does sound like an awesome lunch. My lunch was retarded. Turkey sandwich and some fries.

How about report him. Yes, let's report him.

It would seem safe to probably call the cops.

Sheck.

This is a crappy way to get people to listen to your music.

At 4/24/07 05:45 PM, Snak wrote: Can anyone please tell me a practical type of revenge that I can get against a certain kid.

Put a fish in with his clothes in a washing machine.

You bring up well-thought out points and good supporting details.

Wait, no. No you don't.

Snore. Another "genius" philosophical question.

I'm actually listening to a Blondie/Talking Heads combo now.

I actually found this gem on Somethingawful.com.

At 3/13/07 07:05 PM, Danny122 wrote: I Personally Would Have Got Her A Plaster But WTH.
Great Plot.

Psyche!

If I hadn't befriended a New Zealand exchange student last year I'd have no clue what you were talking about.

Psyche? Welcome to thirty years ago.

I love how they try to make it all hippedy-hoppedy.

I love Engrish. You don't even need to buy it to realize it sucks with an ad like this.

Have to pee.

At 3/13/07 06:56 PM, Basspro55 wrote: Scam Topics= Instant Failure

DRAT! You found out my dastardly plot! I was just moments away from revealing that I was collecting money to save her from pee poisoning and taking donations, but you saw through my scam all along!!!

So I was in class, except it really didn't start yet. Everyone was just walking in, and I was at my friend's desk talking when I noticed one girl's wrists were hacked up and scarred. So I called her out and asked her why. She broke down and told me that I "don't fucking know her."

So, in my anger, I pissed on the floor and suplexed her into my pee-puddle. I think I made the wrong move.

My music career is launching and I'm about to open a bottle of wine with my very beautiful and voluptuous girlfriend porn star Gianna Michaels. Then I'm hitting the hay because I need to go parachuting with movie start to celebrate my 100th win in court as a defense attorney. Also, my 17th birthday is coming up.

I would destroy my face with an electric sander.

I'm into Trinity Blood lately.

Mods stripped of their power day. A day of rampant spam and gay jokes.

They killed my brother.

Man, those comics sucked...

Cut your eyes off.

"I don't know where the lies end and the truth begins. All I know is I really want to see your tits."

Now we're not talking about musical merit here, but who would you say is the hottest pop star out there?

Lily Allen kind of looks like she'd fuck you, then pull out a cigarette and say you weren't that good. Yeah, I'd do her.

At 3/2/07 11:14 PM, Fat-and-Proud wrote: No.

I really can't sum it up better than that.

Holy shit your sig is awesome.

At 3/2/07 10:56 PM, Seijii wrote: i leik to drink blud cuz vamps are kewl lol

I think you watch too many shitty vampire movies.

When you run it through the dirty mind of a 13-year-old, anything can appear dirty.

Maybe cop a feel. :)