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Response to: Age test. ( life expectancy ) Posted December 10th, 2012 in General

This thing would be funnier if at the end of the test said, "what do you care, we're all dying this month!"

Response to: New Feature on NG! Posted December 10th, 2012 in General

Oh God, I have a bad feeling about this.

Response to: Which demodded user should... Posted December 10th, 2012 in General

At 12/9/12 04:41 PM, Timmy wrote: I miss Jamoke.

This is all.

This. That is all.

Response to: Fast Food Workers Strike Posted December 10th, 2012 in General

They chose that line of work knowing it's a minimum wage job. If you want something better, educate yourself.

And for those who say "no jobs", you're so fucking wrong. People just don't want to put forth the effort anymore because the jobs that use to may say 100k a year now pays 50k. They think they're better off doing nothing at all. I can't tell you how many jobs that need filling in places like Honeywell, American Express, Banks, etc. All good paying jobs of 30-100k a year. No one meets their qualifications, it's like no one wants to spend the time in school anymore and get what they earned.

Response to: Why does everything suck? Posted December 9th, 2012 in General

At 12/9/12 05:44 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Again, I'm not talking about that kind of materialism.

I don't think you really understand what I'm talking about here.

Please, tell us what you mean. How does this make you feel.

Response to: woman rapes man Posted December 9th, 2012 in General

You wish buddy, there's no real way for a female to do so unless she's just inserting objects into his rectum.

Response to: Why does everything suck? Posted December 9th, 2012 in General

At 12/9/12 04:02 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote:
I'm not a mother fucking miserable New Zealander you low-life piece of scum.

Sounds like you are to me.

Response to: Why does everything suck? Posted December 9th, 2012 in General

If you think you're miserable, try living in New Zealand. Most beautiful place in the world with the most miserable fuckers I've ever met.

Response to: Asking out girls Posted December 9th, 2012 in General

At 12/9/12 02:13 AM, Cootie wrote: "Yo gurl, nice tits!"

Girls like to be complimented.

This is the way to a girls heart. Go for this. That's how I got my last boyfriend.

Response to: How to Revive Newgrounds!!! Posted December 9th, 2012 in General

I'd rather chop my tits off.

Response to: What is Scary? Posted December 8th, 2012 in General

Mother nature. What a scary bitch.

Response to: Dieting ain't too hard. Posted December 8th, 2012 in General

At 12/7/12 10:44 PM, Sensationalism wrote:
I know that feel bro. Once a girl asked me if I was a swimmer. I thought that was an odd question and she said it looked like it because of my shoulders. Me in a tube top is a totally icky sight. I do like that I gain muscle easily, and that's one of the areas I'm stronger. But yeah, no slight or slenderness in the shoulder area for me.

I took suffer from Swimmer Shoulders. Good thing the rest of my body is evened out but I can never look cute in spaghetti straps.

Response to: Why is Gangnam Style so popular? Posted December 8th, 2012 in General

I still love Korean culture even though it may spew out some really stupid shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYFmxgzPP3Q

Response to: Dieting ain't too hard. Posted December 7th, 2012 in General

The best way to lose weight is to get food poisoning.

7 pounds lost in 3 days.

Totally normal.

Response to: Tarah's moving to Hawaii Posted December 7th, 2012 in General

LMFAO, have fun with the heavy drug problems (worse than anywhere else in the US), foot long centipedes, only hot days, racist Hawaiians who want you off their island, no strip clubs or adult video stores, and eating absolutely no meat but spam because food there is disgustingly expensive.

Hawai'i sucks so much nuts it's not even funny.

Response to: i dont get anime Posted December 7th, 2012 in General

I don't watch a lot of the animes people are talking about because I watch whats new now to Japan.

Try things like

Chobits, Another, Sankerea, Steins Gate, gosick, Beelzebub, high school of the dead, fruits basket, boys over flowers, clannad, MM!, Otome Youkai Zakuro , Seto No Hanayome, School Days, Trigun, Arakawa under the bridge, Baka to Test to ShÅkanjuu, sayonara zetsubou sensei, The World God Only Knows, dragon crisis, Freezing, eiken, Alice Academy, Yakitate!! Japan...

I mean I'm just naming off a few animes with great stories. Half are aimed towards a female audience but no fucking doubt a great story.

Response to: Meat is Murder Posted December 7th, 2012 in General

At 12/7/12 01:53 AM, NOTunowned wrote:
At 12/7/12 01:51 AM, Shauna wrote: Most vegans eat products that don't contain any GMOs so they do infact live much healthier lifestyles and are very much not prone to illnesses.
lol your dumb as fuck

Explain sir that is obviously "smarter" than I.

Response to: Meat is Murder Posted December 7th, 2012 in General

At 12/6/12 11:41 PM, Saen wrote:
Where the hell is this ridiculous notion of "meat causes cancer" coming from? Here are some experiments that hopefully will shed some light. The New England Journal of Science and BMJ Group.

As you can see, there is no correlation of consuming red meat and an increased risk of heart disease or cancer, but rather higher saturated fat intakes increasing risk for heart disease and colon cancer. Seriously take a scientific approach to life, don't just jump to conclusions based on uneducated observations.

I enjoy seeing someone have their panties all up in a bunch over a comment I made. I didn't say meat gave you cancer. I just simply asked have you ever met a vegan who had it. Most vegans eat products that don't contain any GMOs so they do infact live much healthier lifestyles and are very much not prone to illnesses.

Response to: Meat is Murder Posted December 6th, 2012 in General

I don't care for much meat at all anyhow.

But think about something for a moment folks....have you ever met a vegan that had cancer or a horrible illness besides anorexia for the extremists?

I haven't.

Response to: Post all videos here Posted December 6th, 2012 in General

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQzB2wdTy1Y&feature=player_em bedded#!

man this cat is so chill

Response to: Ok To Kill Kids In Fiction? Posted December 6th, 2012 in General

At 12/6/12 08:29 PM, Xenomit wrote: Dude, it's just animation

I literally don't care what they do, it's not real, and I don't understand why anyone is offended by very obviously fake things.

Also, I hate how you can't kill children in skyrim. Sure, there's a mod for it, but I only play rts games on my PC.

I fucking slaughtered those little assholes in the mod. Fuck them

Response to: Name My baby Posted December 5th, 2012 in General

Aphrodite or Cleopatra.

Response to: Pinnacle of Autism Posted December 5th, 2012 in General

I don't want to meet this person.

Response to: R I P Dave Brubeck Posted December 5th, 2012 in General

His music bored me but RIP anyhow good sir.

Response to: My girlfriends parents hate me Posted December 4th, 2012 in General

At 12/4/12 05:26 PM, TheHumanNugget wrote: If she seriously considers it she probably doesn't like you anyways.

This.

Also, why don't you have a car or job?

Response to: Anime that needs sequals Posted December 4th, 2012 in General

Mario Holic has a sequel.

Anyway, Fruits Basket, Sankerea, Go Sick just to name a few

Response to: Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! Posted December 3rd, 2012 in General

At 12/3/12 02:30 AM, StalkerGuy wrote:
At 12/3/12 02:15 AM, Shauna wrote: Gross, everyone knows that Strawberry flavored is better
eheuheuehuehuawfs sorry i just puked

I told you to stay away from me.

Response to: The Walking Dead Posted December 3rd, 2012 in General

I think the show hates blacks, it's official.

Response to: How Arguments Work Between Sexes. Posted December 3rd, 2012 in General

YOU'RE WRONG. FUCK YOU

Response to: Who Drank My Chocolate Milk! Posted December 3rd, 2012 in General

Gross, everyone knows that Strawberry flavored is better