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Response to: Do Atheists celebrate Christmas? Posted November 26th, 2006 in General

himself* typos are fun

Response to: Do Atheists celebrate Christmas? Posted November 26th, 2006 in General

atheism has nothing to do with jesus christ himeself. They basically don't believe in a god or a devil. I personally believe he was just a good man and changed the world in a big way. I therefore celebrate the holiday.

Response to: man laws Posted November 26th, 2006 in General

lol...funny.

Response to: How many people got your name? Posted November 26th, 2006 in General

oh and..none with my last name, woot?

Response to: How many people got your name? Posted November 26th, 2006 in General

lol, nicely done.

There are 25,497 people in the U.S. with the first name Shauna.
Statistically the 1143rd most popular first name. (tied with 35 other first names)
More than 99.9 percent of people with the first name Shauna are female.

Response to: what is runescape Posted November 25th, 2006 in General

rofl, you morons talk crap about it because you probably never got past level 50 or can't afford membership. That game is PAST awesome more news that you morons don't know is that rs has been around for nearly 20 years. It was changed ALOT.

Response to: Favorite Drinking game. Posted November 25th, 2006 in General

My favorite one is drink or dare. You are dared to do something and if you dont do it you have to drink a shot of peach schnabbs...yummy...I always try to lose.

Response to: Swearing lost its fun. Posted November 25th, 2006 in General

I fucking agree, god.

Response to: who here got shot before Posted November 25th, 2006 in General

At 11/24/06 01:54 AM, JoS wrote: I was hsot by Prof Plum in the kitchen with the Revolver.

ugh, you too?

Response to: Creating your own Holiday! :D yay! Posted November 25th, 2006 in General

No thanks, I like good anime, kthnxbai.

You can go blow yourself, kthxbye

Response to: Creating your own Holiday! :D yay! Posted November 25th, 2006 in General

Santa Sweater day! mmmmm...santa sweaters rock.

also fruits basket day *watch the whole series in one day and get a cookie*

Response to: thank you slaves! Posted November 25th, 2006 in General

i..dont even know what to say about this.

Response to: Kevin Federline says no sex tape Posted November 23rd, 2006 in General

noone else has comments on this? shame, lol

Response to: Free date hints for geeks in need Posted November 23rd, 2006 in General

At 11/23/06 08:32 AM, GelsamelXV wrote: Damnit, missed some of those : things. The asterisks are where he is talking. That's my opinion on the subject and I have no more to say.

You obviously meet some pretty mean women eh? I like men who will open the door and pull out a chair for me..it's very flattering. You dont have to buy me any stupid gifts or what not but I do like a charming man. Alot of women fantasize about it. If BEING YOURSELF means you're charming then i'm all over that like soy sauce on rice.

Response to: Free date hints for geeks in need Posted November 23rd, 2006 in General

At 11/23/06 08:17 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Why waste money on all that when you can just rape?

serious man, think before you post. Every woman on ngs now hates you..except me..i just feel sorry for you.

Response to: Kevin Federline says no sex tape Posted November 23rd, 2006 in General

At 11/23/06 08:20 AM, CanadianSnowMan wrote: Anyone who wants to see Kfed fucking a dumb blonde needs some serrious help.

she's not dumb, she divorced k-fed. kudos to her.

Response to: Kevin Federline says no sex tape Posted November 23rd, 2006 in General

lol, marry me? I promise to get rid of all the stashed porn! ...maybe....ok maybe not rofl.

Response to: Free date hints for geeks in need Posted November 23rd, 2006 in General

At 11/23/06 08:11 AM, GelsamelXV wrote: So basically you are advising us to buy into small talk and superficial bullshit.

meh, it's nice to talk more about what one another likes and dislikes..and if you both have something in common, that leads to a shit load better night.

Response to: Free date hints for geeks in need Posted November 23rd, 2006 in General

2. Try to go to a fancy restaraunt on the first date. DRESS UP (anything with jeans or leather is not appropriate unless she wears it too). If your budget does not allow fancy restaraunts (mainly kids) make sure it is something she likes. (get to know her before hand so that you have an idea of what she likes)

I like a man who is nicely dressed. Not collar up and some tight jeans, but a nice sophisticated look. It's a first date..so yeah..impress me james bond.

3. Talk about her, not you. Be more interested in her. If she's shy, ask her questions SUBTILY. Dont drill her. Make idle conversation between questions so that she is not intimidated.

This part is very true.

4. (For fancy restaraunt goers) Tip at least 15%. If the server is female DO NOT tip over. Girls do not like you hitting on other girls on a date. For males, tip 15%, and check your date's reaction. If it is favorable, then leave it be. If she looks at you angrily, and service was good, say something like "You know, we did get better service than normal" (corney. but it draws her attention away from your mistake) and tip an extra $5-10.

I could care less about how my date tips a certain gender. I personally would like them to tip generously. I always do..infact I always seem to split the check with my date *i like being fair*

5. Flatter her. She spent at least an hour in front of the mirror just to impress you. A good filler for idle conversation.

Very much true, except I spend 2 hours!

6. *killer* DO NOT ASK FOR INTIMATE RELATIONS ON THE 1ST DATE. It is a date killer. Take her to HER house, not yours, unless SHE asks. Dont even attempt to kiss her on the 1st date. A hug is acceptable, but a friendly hug, not grabbing her ass. NOTE: do this BEFORE you take her home. The last thing you want is to be staring down the barrel of her father's shotgun.

lol..yeah, this would by alot better =)

7. Have fun. Dont seem tense. Women can sense stress, and if you seem stressed out on a date, they will look unfavorably on it.

very much correct

If anyone has any more hints or suggestions, please post and discuss.
Response to: Kevin Federline says no sex tape Posted November 23rd, 2006 in General

Dan, who DIDN'T want to watch britney and kevin having sex and playing chess for 4 hours?

Response to: Kevin Federline says no sex tape Posted November 23rd, 2006 in General

At 11/23/06 07:54 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Link or go to hell.

What are you talking about?

http://www.usmagazine.com/kevin_federline_res ponds_to_sex_tape_rumors

this?

Response to: Kevin Federline says no sex tape Posted November 23rd, 2006 in General

At 11/23/06 07:54 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: Damn... I wanted to see my boi FedEx at work.

Popozoa!

Lol, the fake 30 second clip of them 'britney' giving poor head to him was lame. I was actually hoping the real thing would concur the world soon...apparently it wont though =(

Kevin Federline says no sex tape Posted November 23rd, 2006 in General

Kevin Federline's lawyer has issued a statement denying the existence of a reported sex tape between him and Britney Spears. He says:

"There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else."

The porn merchant who was set to sell the tape, David Hans Schmidt, says he was contacted by the seller who "dropped the right names that made me believe he had the tape." Although I don't know what "the right names" means. Like Kevin Federline? Or Britney Spears? Because there's no way anybody but the real tape owners could know those names. It's just not possible

Response to: This is my bathroom. Posted November 23rd, 2006 in General

looks like nail polish

Response to: K-Feds CD is tight... Posted November 23rd, 2006 in General

I knew you were on some type of drugsby just reading the title

Response to: Holiday Screwups Posted November 23rd, 2006 in General

oh yeah...a screw up. *thinks* Well on christmas I opened up all the presents before everyone got up. I was like 4 and thought everyones present was mine. Santa only loves me you know!

Response to: Holiday Screwups Posted November 23rd, 2006 in General

live with it bitch. think of one of your gay happy holidays.

ROFL, your responses to other people always make me laugh. Marry me? =D

Response to: Happy Thanksgiving Posted November 23rd, 2006 in General

At 11/23/06 07:03 AM, Whooter wrote:
At 11/23/06 06:54 AM, MissAllenPoe wrote: I'm thankful for the hitman I called just right now to murder you =) happy holidays
What are you doing out the kitchen?

was that suppse to make sense?

Response to: Happy Thanksgiving Posted November 23rd, 2006 in General

I'd do it myself but I just painted my nails =( i'll wait til the second coat drys

Response to: Memorable Quotes. Posted November 23rd, 2006 in General

lol..southpark quotes are awesome

mr. Garrison: Jesus tap dancing christ.