8,622 Forum Posts by "Shauna"
himself* typos are fun
atheism has nothing to do with jesus christ himeself. They basically don't believe in a god or a devil. I personally believe he was just a good man and changed the world in a big way. I therefore celebrate the holiday.
oh and..none with my last name, woot?
lol, nicely done.
There are 25,497 people in the U.S. with the first name Shauna.
Statistically the 1143rd most popular first name. (tied with 35 other first names)
More than 99.9 percent of people with the first name Shauna are female.
rofl, you morons talk crap about it because you probably never got past level 50 or can't afford membership. That game is PAST awesome more news that you morons don't know is that rs has been around for nearly 20 years. It was changed ALOT.
My favorite one is drink or dare. You are dared to do something and if you dont do it you have to drink a shot of peach schnabbs...yummy...I always try to lose.
At 11/24/06 01:54 AM, JoS wrote: I was hsot by Prof Plum in the kitchen with the Revolver.
ugh, you too?
No thanks, I like good anime, kthnxbai.
You can go blow yourself, kthxbye
Santa Sweater day! mmmmm...santa sweaters rock.
also fruits basket day *watch the whole series in one day and get a cookie*
i..dont even know what to say about this.
noone else has comments on this? shame, lol
At 11/23/06 08:32 AM, GelsamelXV wrote: Damnit, missed some of those : things. The asterisks are where he is talking. That's my opinion on the subject and I have no more to say.
You obviously meet some pretty mean women eh? I like men who will open the door and pull out a chair for me..it's very flattering. You dont have to buy me any stupid gifts or what not but I do like a charming man. Alot of women fantasize about it. If BEING YOURSELF means you're charming then i'm all over that like soy sauce on rice.
At 11/23/06 08:17 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Why waste money on all that when you can just rape?
serious man, think before you post. Every woman on ngs now hates you..except me..i just feel sorry for you.
At 11/23/06 08:20 AM, CanadianSnowMan wrote: Anyone who wants to see Kfed fucking a dumb blonde needs some serrious help.
she's not dumb, she divorced k-fed. kudos to her.
lol, marry me? I promise to get rid of all the stashed porn! ...maybe....ok maybe not rofl.
At 11/23/06 08:11 AM, GelsamelXV wrote: So basically you are advising us to buy into small talk and superficial bullshit.
meh, it's nice to talk more about what one another likes and dislikes..and if you both have something in common, that leads to a shit load better night.
2. Try to go to a fancy restaraunt on the first date. DRESS UP (anything with jeans or leather is not appropriate unless she wears it too). If your budget does not allow fancy restaraunts (mainly kids) make sure it is something she likes. (get to know her before hand so that you have an idea of what she likes)
I like a man who is nicely dressed. Not collar up and some tight jeans, but a nice sophisticated look. It's a first date..so yeah..impress me james bond.
3. Talk about her, not you. Be more interested in her. If she's shy, ask her questions SUBTILY. Dont drill her. Make idle conversation between questions so that she is not intimidated.
This part is very true.
4. (For fancy restaraunt goers) Tip at least 15%. If the server is female DO NOT tip over. Girls do not like you hitting on other girls on a date. For males, tip 15%, and check your date's reaction. If it is favorable, then leave it be. If she looks at you angrily, and service was good, say something like "You know, we did get better service than normal" (corney. but it draws her attention away from your mistake) and tip an extra $5-10.
I could care less about how my date tips a certain gender. I personally would like them to tip generously. I always do..infact I always seem to split the check with my date *i like being fair*
5. Flatter her. She spent at least an hour in front of the mirror just to impress you. A good filler for idle conversation.
Very much true, except I spend 2 hours!
6. *killer* DO NOT ASK FOR INTIMATE RELATIONS ON THE 1ST DATE. It is a date killer. Take her to HER house, not yours, unless SHE asks. Dont even attempt to kiss her on the 1st date. A hug is acceptable, but a friendly hug, not grabbing her ass. NOTE: do this BEFORE you take her home. The last thing you want is to be staring down the barrel of her father's shotgun.
lol..yeah, this would by alot better =)
7. Have fun. Dont seem tense. Women can sense stress, and if you seem stressed out on a date, they will look unfavorably on it.
very much correct
If anyone has any more hints or suggestions, please post and discuss.
Dan, who DIDN'T want to watch britney and kevin having sex and playing chess for 4 hours?
At 11/23/06 07:54 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Link or go to hell.
What are you talking about?
http://www.usmagazine.com/kevin_federline_res ponds_to_sex_tape_rumors
this?
At 11/23/06 07:54 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: Damn... I wanted to see my boi FedEx at work.
Popozoa!
Lol, the fake 30 second clip of them 'britney' giving poor head to him was lame. I was actually hoping the real thing would concur the world soon...apparently it wont though =(
Kevin Federline's lawyer has issued a statement denying the existence of a reported sex tape between him and Britney Spears. He says:
"There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else."
The porn merchant who was set to sell the tape, David Hans Schmidt, says he was contacted by the seller who "dropped the right names that made me believe he had the tape." Although I don't know what "the right names" means. Like Kevin Federline? Or Britney Spears? Because there's no way anybody but the real tape owners could know those names. It's just not possible
I knew you were on some type of drugsby just reading the title
oh yeah...a screw up. *thinks* Well on christmas I opened up all the presents before everyone got up. I was like 4 and thought everyones present was mine. Santa only loves me you know!
live with it bitch. think of one of your gay happy holidays.
ROFL, your responses to other people always make me laugh. Marry me? =D
At 11/23/06 07:03 AM, Whooter wrote:At 11/23/06 06:54 AM, MissAllenPoe wrote: I'm thankful for the hitman I called just right now to murder you =) happy holidaysWhat are you doing out the kitchen?
was that suppse to make sense?
I'd do it myself but I just painted my nails =( i'll wait til the second coat drys
lol..southpark quotes are awesome
mr. Garrison: Jesus tap dancing christ.

