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I use whatever bathroom isn't occupied. I don't give a damn if I have a cigarette in my mouth or not.

When I gotta go, I gotta go >: o

At 11/9/14 01:22 PM, NeonSpider wrote: It's 100% lame 100% of the time.

Ever notice how it works for guys precisely 0% of the time? Ever wonder why that is? More importantly, ever wonder why the catcalling guys never take a hint it's never getting them anywhere? lol

Actually, my current bf of almost 4 years got me by catcalling. Told me how awesome my rack looked and well...boom.

Happiest relationship I've ever been in, actually.

I have some forearm hair and I grow some leg hair, just not very often. It grows in patches very fine. Unusual, but I guess it's cool that I don't have to shave more than once a month. Other than that...no :(

I always wanted a huge beard to keep my leftover food in

Not like that...but I peed myself once from laughter. Close enough.

bibimbap, Kimchi, Mangoes, Melons, French Fries, Hummus

It's the kind of movie I want to like but I know I will end up hating.

Fuck Matthew Mcconaughey

Donating to something that will end up being a total waste of your money because the organization will do nothing with it but spend it on whores and crack?

At 11/5/14 10:56 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

There's this fellow Ultraman Jack fought against.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIKzdMLofV4

Isn't it a beaut?

Holy fucking shit, I didn't know anyone else watched that series.

At 11/5/14 10:37 PM, Oolaph wrote:

JET JAGAAAA

The 70's was an awkward time....

At 11/5/14 08:14 PM, Exilious wrote: So basically NG is dying?

Sadly enough.

I find 2005-2007 to be the best BBS years.

At 11/5/14 10:27 PM, Sekhem wrote:

Basically, I like Korean women.

You have little to no understanding of Korean fashion then. =/

At 11/5/14 10:30 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 11/5/14 10:27 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: the original is the only one worth watching

I haven't seen either of the remakes

You haven't even seen godzilla 1985 with the completely necessary return of Raymond Burr? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087344/

Sir...sir....sir.

Let me just say, that even the new one was fantastic.

WHO DOESN'T WANT TO SEE GODZILLA FIREN UP HIS LAZORS INTO A MUTO'S MOUTH!?

At 11/5/14 10:19 PM, Oolaph wrote:

At 11/5/14 10:15 PM, Shauna wrote: I'm here to destroy you, old man!

Hedorah is kawaii as hell

Nothing was as cute as 1992 Mothra.

I'll stick to my 8 pound weights, no need to get all muscular n shit. I can also defend myself without the need of someone telling me how to do so.

At 11/5/14 10:14 PM, Sekhem wrote:

White people excusing racist, sex fantasies in my thread? This is certainly a shocker.

What's it like feeling upset about things that don't actually matter in life all the time?

I'm here to destroy you, old man!

At 11/5/14 09:59 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 11/5/14 04:32 PM, Sekhem wrote: Are you going to defend these offensive non-jokes to show support for FREE SPEECH

Obviously yes.
I've no idea who this Lange is but there really isn't anything worth getting all riled up about in those tweets anyway.

Oh look, an intelligent poster has entered. Hello intelligent being. How are you today?

At 11/5/14 08:31 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Don't know about being white, but every day I'm thankful I'm not a woman.

#lolwomen

lmfao, this made my day

This thread gave me ebolaids

At 11/5/14 12:17 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: "All natural"

"Spermacide with it"

Right?

No kidding.

At 11/4/14 11:34 PM, FurryGod wrote: Condoms break sometimes just to let you know

That's why I use spermicide with it :)

At 11/4/14 11:17 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Ultra thin or bareskin idk what exactly the name is. But those have been the closest to feeling more like birth control sex ;P

Is the no birth control for health reasons or something?
Because I'd take birth control sex over condom sex.

I'm an all natural girl now. No drugs of any kind in my life. Goes along with the raw vegan thing. We like to cure ourselves with natural medicine.

So I would like this to be answered in the most mature way as possible.

I don't have much knowledge on them as my partner has never really used one. I will need to acquire some as I don't take birth control anymore.

Anyhow, what are the best ones out their? I want him to get as much pleasure as possible and I know that condoms can be...well...cum blockers for you guys.

DO GO ON.

At 11/4/14 10:31 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 11/4/14 10:28 PM, Shauna wrote: Because I like making food? Cooking is my passion.

Oddly enough, females have it harder in the kitchen then men do. At least for job opportunity.

You're ruining my joke.

You're a bad person.

I caught on. You just didn't catch on mine :(

At 11/4/14 09:55 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 11/4/14 09:50 PM, Shauna wrote: WHYYYYYYY

Because you're a stereotype, Shauna.

It's bad for society.

Because I like making food? Cooking is my passion.

Oddly enough, females have it harder in the kitchen then men do. At least for job opportunity.

At 11/4/14 09:43 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 11/4/14 09:37 PM, Shauna wrote: I've made cucumber sandwiches for all!

Wow, get out of the kitchen and stop oppressing me.

But....but...I worked really hard on these. Don't you know how long it takes for me to cut these perfect sandwiches up? To peel and thinly cut the cucumber. To delicately place the right about of vegenaise on these...

Why? Why are you against my hard work?

WHYYYYYYY

lol, Jesus Almighty has a small penis. Knew it

I've made cucumber sandwiches for all!

Oh boy, is Hitler going to get a laugh out of this!

Wait, who destroyed the first one again?

Oh wait, it was the hippies.

Yeah.

OMG SOMEONE TELL THOSE HIPPIES!

It's true. I've seen it all. I'm rarely spooked out by horror films. I can count on my two hands of all the films that disturbed me,