She's my hero. I make love to her poster everyday.

Disney - Making all your dreams come true!

The role of Meat Loaf will be played by a Big Mac instead.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

At 8/12/08 05:03 AM, 36Holla wrote:

The Roaring 90's featuring the Lewinski Cum Stains

Sorry, I was under the impression you were only two years older than me. Who the fuck is Monica and why does she have some old mans dick in her mouth?

Also 3 hours sleep in the last 48 hours. *thumbs up*

At 8/12/08 04:54 AM, 36Holla wrote:

on your*

DUNT CERRET MY SPELING DUD! frekkin old peple

At 8/12/08 04:50 AM, 36Holla wrote:

Why yes Shauna. I think I'm expected to live another 50 years as well. Don't you feel good that society is so lucky?

Go die on a your porch old man.

At 8/12/08 04:41 AM, 36Holla wrote:

because of course the good die young and assholes live forever concept applies to music if ya catch my drift.

Aren't you like 82 now?

Reminds me of the last two days when I was putting shit up in the 'Back to School' aisle at work and kids were screaming "WE NEED BATTERIES, HANNAH MONTANA FOLDERS, A MONKEY SHAPPED BACKPACK, 20 2" FOLDERS WITH SPARKELS, HAND SANITIZER, A LAPTOP, AND A MACHINE GUN THAT SHOOTS OUT PURPLE AND BLUE BULLETS!", and I'd be damned to look at that list and it all say that. I must be getting old, because back in my day all I needed was a binder with paper, a notebook, and some pens and pencils and call it a successful shopping for school.

At 8/12/08 02:16 AM, Rebel-V-Elite wrote: The trick is to make women think they are superior, that way you have a chance at getting laid

You're hott, let's fuck.

What's his fucking issue, doesn't he ask to come in first? I'm not even brewing coffee for his rude ass.

Wait, what about the Olympics?

It's all about what's sleeker, faster, and more efficient. That's what the 21st century is all about my love. Moving up in technology and fashion plays a big role in all societies. Everyone has their own tastes. Everyone is looking for the next bigger badder thing to make all your friends jealous. Advertisement speaks to everyone. I'm a pretty simple person though.

At 8/1/08 05:27 AM, DragonsGrief wrote:

Yeah..or die

Pain > Death

Well...

That's for those who abuse the drug. It's for those who suffer serious pain. I take them for my headaches and serious backaches. Regular medication won't work and if I let the headache progress I faint and possibly go into a coma. Usually just faint though. Shauna tested, doctor approved.

At 8/1/08 05:06 AM, THEJamoke wrote:
I used to take 800mg of Advil (4 tabs) and 200mg of Tylenol every 6-8 hours or so. Ibuprofen is a good for relaxing tissue inflammation, and the Acetaminophen works great for bone and tooth pain. But don't exceed more than 800mg of Tylenol a day as it can cause liver damage and thin out you blood.

What ever happened to good ol' Percocet or Morphine? You people sicken me with your low dose medicines. 1000mg tylonel just don't cut it for me anymore and I take a minimum of 3 at a time. Hell, atleast you might get a trip out of it.

Well uh..if you come over to my place I could give you a little something to make you feel better.

This thread is disappointing. Needs more angry, obscene replies.

At 5/21/08 04:50 AM, FullyClothedMike wrote: You look like shit.

I second this knowing perfectly well you can't do anything about it because I'm saying this over the internet and I feel so secure about my own looks.

etc.

Omg tits. etc.

Since when has cancer/disease related topics ever been handled with the upmost care?

Because it's ok to make fun of the suffering as long as it's not happening to them, right? Right? No.

oh hai twerp <3

At 5/12/08 12:52 AM, Sabotage wrote: Agh, now that I saw that I'm debating in my head to see if I really am so much of a whore that I'd do that for $2000 like him.

I would. It was made by my body so I couldn't give a damn. IT'S ROTTEN FOOD PEOPLE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SMELL OF IT, THEN QUIT EATING YOU SLOBS.

Now give me a fuckin toothbrush.

At 5/11/08 04:39 PM, McZero wrote: You never loved me! You always loved Ryan more!

;_;

He never asked for lunch money.

Don't say Happy Mothers day to me. After I took care of you little shitlings all these years.

Fuck you, go get me my cigarettes.

Better than ants in the pants! Ohhhh those are a pain :( Mostly on the balls.

Oh, also yummy alcohol.

/ ^^^autonotban

Don't worry children, I'm here to help!

At 5/9/08 04:37 AM, Hornby wrote:

It's your system 32

Yeah, you should delete that right away kiddo!

Also, quite.

I like choice 6 to be quiet honest.

I'm gay, sorry.

So I hear Harvard is easy to get into these days...

The life of an average adolescent.

Cheer up kiddo, there's alway's pain killers and a 5th of jack saved somewhere in the house.