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Response to: The weirdest thing you ever googled Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

"Affects of vicks vapo rub on penis."

Response to: Things that became obsolete... Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

CD Players.

Response to: First time seeing my family in... Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

Sounds like it sucks.

If there only coming after so long, why even invite them in?

There probably just going to freeload, you should kick them out while you still can.

Response to: Man Shoots off Wart with Shotgun Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

Really, a shotgun?

He couldn't just use a knife, or other sharp object?

He had to blow his finger off with a fucking firearm.

Response to: Stanley Kubrick Films Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

I would say I love The Shining the most out of all his movies, the worst would probably be Eyes Wide Shut.

Response to: Whatever happened to... Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

I nostalgasm'd.

Response to: make a fucking award 4 hottest user Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

Man:Chronomaut
Woman:Shauna

Response to: your talking to a imprisoned ... Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

What are you in for?

Have you ever dropped the soap?

Response to: A Proposal To Decimate All Spam Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

Decimate spam?

All for it.

A Proposal To Decimate All Spam

Response to: pipboy 3000 Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

Send the gameboy to Bethesda claiming it needs repairs.

Wait 4-6 months.

New Pip boy 3000.

Response to: If you could change your name. Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

Harry Mason

Response to: A question for you, NG Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

Getting something in small amounts will make you want it more, getting nothing will make you eventually forget about whatever it is.

Response to: Police execute innocent man... Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

That is a bad-ass cop.

"I don't need no warrant motherfucker."

Dog dies, and then execution style head-shot.

Overreacting Canadians Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

If you had watched any news source, or were unfortunately Canadian you would know there were riots in some parts of Canada.

Link.

VANCOUVER - Chaos erupted on the streets of downtown Vancouver on Wednesday night as hockey fans - fuelled by booze and the Vancouver Canucks' crushing Stanley Cup defeat - overturned and set ablaze vehicles, smashed windows of several businesses, and got into fist fights.

AAARGH, MY FAVORITE LOST A SPORTS GAME, ASPIE RAGE.
Response to: Make 2girls1cup funnier Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

I thought it was funny and sexy before.

Response to: Women and their "needs" Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

Women are selfish, anyone could realize this.

Response to: What makes you sad? Posted June 16th, 2011 in General

I really can't think of anything.

Response to: Kfc So Popular Among Asians Posted June 15th, 2011 in General

Dark skinned people love fried chicken.

Response to: like/dislike of the forum Posted June 15th, 2011 in General

Like:---Nothing.

Hate---Everything.

Response to: Sore throat? Posted June 15th, 2011 in General

Drink ice water, get antibiotics, etc.

Also, when you suck cock, try not to go so far.

Response to: What would you do? Posted June 15th, 2011 in General

Quickly strip down Dr.Phil and make him put the thong on.

Put the cardboard box over his face/body region, begin intercourse. (Lube)

When done, I get sick with myself and beat him to death with the door knob.

Seeing as I can't escape, I position the music stand and act as if I had sheet music so I can improvise and play a farewell ballad.

I swallow the L key and choke myself to death.

Response to: This one has temptations in it Posted June 15th, 2011 in General

Fuck that.

Response to: Killing. Posted June 15th, 2011 in General

I'm majoring in Entomology.

I'm not sure if I want to kill bugs.

Response to: How close are you with your family? Posted June 15th, 2011 in General

I hate my Father to the point of renouncing him as my Father, my Mother is overbearing but I "Love" her.

My grandmother is like a second parent, so good terms there.

My other grand parents are dead.

Response to: Lame "Tom is Online" Threads Posted June 15th, 2011 in General

Tom is a faggot.

Response to: I plan on being a expatriate. Posted June 15th, 2011 in General

Haiti.

Response to: NGers in your area Posted June 15th, 2011 in General

I live in North-West Florida pretty shitty.

Anyone else?

Response to: Good Movies for a 3 Year old? Posted June 14th, 2011 in General

A Serbian Film.

Response to: Hide your bikes Posted June 12th, 2011 in General

Found the fucker.

Hide your bikes

Response to: Your favorite type of Cheez-Its Posted June 12th, 2011 in General

Classic, Tabasco, or 4 cheese.