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Sounds fun.

I'll trade you.

That was the most horrendous shit I've ever seen.

More reason to hate the Germans.

There probably just fucking with the layout.

No matter what thought, it's still shit.

Alright guys, heres the 100 MPH drive off a cliff stunt!

Old ass.

Hard Decision.

You.

Fearing for my life, as I live in Florida.

I would no longer have boners, that's a plus.

The con's?

Prostate orgasm, but where does the semen go?

Student, but work at a book store.

For Diabetics the pain is unimaginable, your arm will feel like a thousand bullet ants are tearing at your flesh.

Also cocks jizzing in the open wounds.

Ohsh-

YEAH WHY ISN'T ANYONE FUNNY

MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOTS.

I wish I could dress in drag too!

Question 1.--I hate blacks, that should be a broad enough answer, But I do support others.

Question 2.---Dear god yes, I've seen the weirdest fucking mix ups.

Question 3.---I love Asian women with a fiery pssion, actually dating one right now.

Asians are pretty uncommon where I live.

Does a stripper dressed as a waitress count?

Trolling definitely.

But I also hate Newgrounds.

No one.

However many it takes to get alcohol poisoning.

At 2/25/10 04:52 PM, STEM wrote: they're the main food source for a lot of aquatic animals. Kill one species and you've essentially started a domino effect in the extinction of other species as well

What he said.

You've got to live with the bad, even if that bad is malaria.

Shove it up your ass.

While attempting to remove it from your ass,make it bust.

You'll go into shock and die.

I'd like to join if possible.

Owltalon012
Level 5
18%
150 Trophies.

Hot.

Sometimes it's humid, sometimes it's just hot.

Also fires everywhere, our Governor is retarded.

Oh yes, the internet outage for your area.

Well sir, the building up here actually caught fire, and some damage ensued.

Oh, your wondering why I'm still here?

I'm black sir, they won't let me leave the building for nothing, and this room is on fire oh lawd.

But your internet and cable will be back online soon.

Please lawd oh god help me.

Brighthouse, providing internet and cable services at the cost of "Human" lives since 1993.

I recently began taking a medication and my taste buds were wrecked, but I used to drink Dr.Pepper like a horse.

J-Rex for mod.

We need more gay moderators.

Quite.

I made him look better.

I'm just antisocial.

So maybe, yeah.

I play Clarinet and Guitar.

Beat them to death with guitar till breaking point then shove the clarinet down ones throat.

Quite unlucky.

I came hard.

All over his green TV-esque head.

Fapped with a cyst on my dick, I somehow finished, but the cyst busted leaving a bloody spermy mess.

Sock in the hamper wasn't going to work there.