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Kill myself.

That actually sounds like it would do the world a lot of good, depending on if it only affected humans.

"Unappreciative jackass."

Rest in Peace.Today is the 40th anniversary of Jim Morrison's death. As lead singer of The Doors, he was one of the most iconic, charismatic and pioneering frontmen in rock music history, even though he was only 27 years old when he died. His death was made public 2 days after he was buried at Pere Lachaise, attended by just 5 people. Now is reputedly the most-visited cemetery in the world. His fans from all over the World are celebrating his life and his massive contribution to music. You can find concerts, tribute shows, poetry readings, different art exhibits, walking tours, practically all over the World, but most of the shows are taking place in Paris, France. Even two of his bandmates, keyboardist Ray Manzarek and guitarist Robby Krieger, will mark the anniversary with a sell-out concert in Paris. Click HERE to see if there is any event happening near you. Today they even launched a website called the Jim Morrison Project. This site is an audio and visual anthology detailing Jim Morrison's life through his music, poetry, films, artwork and spoken words. Even though he's pass away, he still lives for us through his music.

This guy.

Guns are for Americans.

And Americans are faggots.

Wait a minute..

this place sucks negro ass

I'm 17.

Don't vote, or ever plan to.

Fuck jury duty, it's shit.

But for topics sake, writing something racially incriminating would help.

At 7/2/11 09:38 PM, Cootie wrote: > highschool
> ex-girlfriend
> stop giving a fuck

This about sums it up, if your friend cares that much about it (if he finds out), he's worthless.

'Merichuh.

Mississippi and Alabama, lol.

Awful song, but oh so fitting.

British, I hate this trashy southern drawl.

Sorry, I'm quadriplegic and have never met a woman before.

I can only speak through a computer.

5'11-6'0.

It's been a while since I measured.

2011 music

lol

Ironic because I hate my Father.

Why not?

Elemental Breath
Self-Detonation
Enhanced Durability
Summoning
Air Manipulation

Size 13

Like my penis.

ololololol

That actually sounds like it was fun.

I know my future is dim, go for it.

Semen and feces flavor.

For some reason I can't stop reading it as "I just took the biggest shit."

3 weeks.

Hurricane Ivan.

Fucking 90+ degree heat every day with no way to quell it.

Cup size, Waist size, Does this rag smell like chloroform?

At 6/25/11 02:52 PM, grime-reaper wrote: tl;dr

Is that Seven of Nine from Star Trek Voyager?

I really hope that's a tranny.

Picking Strawberries.

Lemme explain.

You have to do it by hand in blistering heat, hunched over hours on end.

It may not seem like much but damn if it didn't leave a sunburn.

Banned words.

Anti-Semitic words.

Just plain racist words.

Sounds funny.

But you'll probably get sued, or a cease and desist letter.

Beavis, I told you I wasn't gonna let you touch the remote anymore. Now, give me that, buttknocker.