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Animal milk is known to have been used first as human food during the Secondary Products Revolution, around 5000 BC. It is presumed that when animals such as cattle were first domesticated, it was only for purposes of meat. Dairy products obtained from the animals proved to be a more efficient way of turning uncultivated grasslands into sustenance: the food value of an animal killed for meat can be matched by perhaps one year's worth of milk from the same animal, which will keep producing milk-in convenient daily portions-for years.

No exact person, but eh it was 5000 BC.

Maybe you're going into anaphylactic shock, who knows, I'm not a doctor.

Good luck with with your potential death sentence.

Why not become a storm chaser if you're actually insane enough to watch incoming storms?

Those jokes are shit, get the fuck out.

Burn your house down and construct a new one.

I hate Cootie, All-AmericanBadass, all the stoners, and TheSouthernTower.

Also me.

Who is us?

Check for a evidence of how he died.

IE:Eating a slim jim at time of death.

That is fucking awful.

You disgrace family, commit sepukku.

It's going to be funny if it turns out he was just senile.

You're going to die!

Oh shit you daredevil.

Mollie Ringwald was really good in "The Stand" .

Hey now, hey now, Don't dream it's over.

It's like an orgasm in your mouth.

Probably go back in time to watch the big bang and see the mysteries of the universe.

Some bad 34 porn, I won't care to divulge, but it was front page.

Release the floodgates of your mind.

Fucking shit on everyone

also cocks

Fuck no, I use Adblock and can "X" the stragglers.

The 450 people who disliked this are Jewish white supremacists in drag.

Galactus.

He was fucking existed before the big bang.

Can't we make this a thread about "celebrities" we don't care are dead?

Youtube, favorites list.

Virologist/Bacteriologist, or Entomologist/Arachnologist.

I love things that have to do with living organisms and the basic building blocks of life.

dat chest

Whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

What kind of cellphone/speaking device do you have NG?

I still have my old Sony Ericson from like 5-6 years ago, no fancy bullshit for me.

Wynika what are you doing out there gurl

setting a bad example for yo' chillun'.

For the last time buddy, you've been ordering the wrong items off the menu for the last half hour and my patience is wearing thin.

I Quoted incorrectly from here.

I hate dreaming because I find out the tits aren't real.

Imagine this, the idea of a similar form form of reincarnation.

Humans die, but after death it's an infinite placing you back into the universe (a parallel one most likely).

You would experience life from birth to death through this, but it would also be possible to change from the last life, yet still continuing in the a nearly exact life. (Again, where my idea that it would be a parallel universe).

That would mean infinite parallel universes for every single life.

I know it's confusing and bland, and probably pretty fucking retarded, but I like getting these ideas off my chest.