At 5/17/09 12:21 PM, igott wrote: I call bullshit.

If someone decided to attack another country, NATO or the UN (Depending on place.) will step in and shut it down fast.

If many countries declared war on each other, the UN would again step in and quickly fix the problem during the arguing, before any shots are fired.

i agree i learned most of this about the NATO and the NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL in american government and politics.they will take care of this using line agencies and staff agencies.

u can just eat my shorts.and not just any
shorts, the ones from 3 years ago in which
i ejaculated on and left under my bed an forgot about.

those shorts.

At 5/14/09 11:08 AM, EggSnake wrote: She wants you to talk dirty on the phone so she can play it off like it's nothing. Trust me, Now is a good time to buy some massage oil, so you can back up your new story.

hahaha you dirty ol bastard.ill do that

smoke a fat ass blunt

Or perhaps you should stop calling her on the phone and eliminate the problem, then when she whinges about why you don't ring her, you can tell her why.

id have to say this responce right hur is thEe shit.

At 5/11/09 09:49 AM, LynchedJohNNY wrote:

At 5/11/09 08:36 AM, UltimateAxl wrote: Bing!

It's very helpful, it kinda sorts out all of life's problems.

Bong!

Ha ha double entendre.

ahaha niice

At 5/11/09 08:16 AM, Figter wrote: Woho shinanigens

haha i love this word. i found out recently that its a unique bar in the US mainland if anything.

At 5/11/09 08:16 AM, Sentio wrote:

At 5/11/09 08:08 AM, Gagsy wrote: Some people hate phones.

This. I've been with my girlfriend almost 2 years now, and while we never stop talking when we are together we can never hold a phone conversation for more than 20 minutes. Neither of us likes phones, that's the only reason why. It's just that much harder to hold a conversation when the other person isn't there to react off. Makes it all the more amazing we have held together a long distance relationship for that long, and it certainly doesn't mean we don't care about each other or are cheating.

dude this is also exactly what happens to.we cant hold convos on the phone for very long and it ends up into a freakin long ass puase of silence.and wen i try to break the silence with a hello it just echos back to me with a hello from her.and then silence.

i dont messege her like an obsessed person would.
just a couple of replys to her and replys to me that are just as
conforting as wen we are together..idk thanks for that tho.this is a good ass warning

look im freakin out ok an idk what the fuck the deal is.
every moment im with her its just magical.
we talk comfortably like were so intrested in each other,
we make out, we do the usual
typical boyfriend girl friend shit.

but for some shit ass reason
when it comes to talking on the phone
she talks to me like she doesnt give a shit about
me or like shes not even intrested in what i got to say.
for example

ME: hey babe what are you up to.?
HER: nothing.......
ME: i miss you.haha an u looked so beautiful today.
HER: i know......
ME: Mkk so how are you?
HER: fine...........

this is what i meen.i dont understand this shit...
i know i sound like a winnie ass fag to you newgrounders but
im just so confused with this whole shinanigen..

At 3/25/09 11:46 PM, CopperChaos wrote:

At 3/25/09 11:15 PM, SupraAddict wrote:

At 3/25/09 10:19 PM, destructin wrote: Everyone, grab your weapons, and head to your local mall.

Ima bringing a lawnmower for the lulz.

I'm bringing a soccer ball, for shits and giggles.

hahahaa omfg shits an giggles.ur bad ass

Holy shit man. You are so awesome, please. Reply to this post, and make another guy happy. Please?
Also, when you reply, be sure to throw in a few insults.

Aaaah yes.

lol ur cool.

At 9/15/07 08:33 PM, the-leper-affinity wrote: I'm stoned as fuck, ask away.

me too =D

At 3/25/09 06:35 AM, Sawke wrote: Well i found 5$ and i spent 1$ each on a filthy filthy hooker....THATS CALLED GETTING MORE FOR YOUR MONEY MY FRIEND!

ok.... i'm turning green in places that color shouldn't be.

u just got a free ride basicly.

At 3/24/09 07:11 AM, maximuspower wrote: Shane is it true? Are you really "da bomb?"

yes maximuspower.im da fucking bomb.

If I'd of lost it, I'd hope for someone to try and return it to me. Now I wouldn't go ape-shit over it, but it also has to be taken to account that in my opinion, money isn't everything to life. I don't wish for a lot of money, only enough to get by with, help out those who need it, and go to bed at night with a smile on my face, knowing I did good to others, and am doing well myself.

Sorry if I don't see things your way, but I stick to my word, and I still feel it's pretty shitty to do something like that.

i see it ur way.its just a great feeling of holyshitness to find a hundred bucks.

At 3/24/09 03:05 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Looking at your profile picture....

You're lying.

you must be one gay ass mofo monkey
dick sucker to take the time to go look at my profile
pic and decide if i found a hundred bucks or not.

u actress.

At 3/24/09 07:11 AM, maximuspower wrote: Shane is it true? Are you really "da bomb?"

back in the day when my back was all hamburger

its all a acid trip.to many hits

At 3/24/09 06:43 AM, REDSPADES wrote:

At 3/24/09 04:56 AM, Me-Patch wrote:

Exactly what you did, except the lap dances.

Hmm... my gay-dar has pinged off the scale!

hahhahaaaaaaa. funnyy

i was hoping u would put lord of the flies in there.that books fuckin badass as shit.

what would drive a man such as a plummer to
go basicly through a hell of an adventure
to rescue the princess of the mushroom
kingdom?does he do it for the money?
to get some pootang from the princess?
for the shrooms?what!?

and what the hell happened to pogs and kungies??

At 3/24/09 05:01 AM, Igotaname13 wrote: You have been on all this morning I think, how could you?

HOW?

i live on guam.its an island controlled as US territory.far away from the US mainland

i was so excited by the fact that i found 100 bucks
i didnt even think of taking a picture of it.

instead my heart skipped a beat and thoughts
of spending occured.then i did what i did.

and spent 50 of it on the dankest weed ever.
and the other 50 i blew it on lap dances and budweiser.

what a great ass monday to start my week.
thats what i did.what would u have done.

hehe lol

no way dude my 420 day sucked big shit.i didnt even get to blaze .it was the same with 20 other of my friends too.fuck yah an it was a stressfull day.hopefully urs was better man

whats ur opinion

when guys fight its fun to watch.

when girls fight its__________.

cuz this week at school its been nothing but
faggits girl fights and drama.its trippin me out.

whats your favorite game on newgrounds?
personlay my favorite is (vr defender y3k) from the defense games.!
discuss.

wow shes hot..or hes..ahhhhh! im cunfuzzzed....