there are a thing called books(tee hee), no but seriously try "3d game programing for teens", it teaches the basis of 3d and basic code. Oh and don't expect this to be an overnight thing, it takes most of us 4 years to come up with something even presentable(not that a team of kick ass developers don't help). Hard work and time will get you there. I suggest also scavenging the internet with good ways to get started and basic know how.

good luck!

and i have no idea how to fix it or what to do...

and this is why i learned with BASIC!
(immune to your noob trolling by the way)

looks great! Sadly, i suck at 2d, and do a lot of work in 3d. Good luck though!

For all programmers, we know it can be hard as hell to write even a simple bug free game in C++, but there was a remedy for this, the basic language(one of the few things made by Microsoft that doesn't seem to get slapped around these days). Many people used basic as a sort of skipping stone to other languages like C. So I was wondering if anyone had any advice for someone learning basic.

tom the art portal is messed up. Could you fix it by any chance? all the fetured art is porn, and i cant find anything when i search....

At 8/15/09 03:07 AM, TomFulp wrote: Happy Clock Day everyone!!!!

I'm working on updating the CD09 collection page, but in the meantime lots of Clock goodies are flooding into the Portal. WHAT AMAZING TREATS AWAIT US?????? I have no idea.

ENJOY!

we all awsomely doomed....................lololol

1) Ad-Blocker users no longer get a broken layout.

yaaaaaaaa my add blocker won't try to gut wide layout yaaaaaaa

If this is a success, next summer might be "Power of 4", where writers get involved and the focus is on more story-driven games. The Writers' Portal will be around by then. :)

yaaaaaaaaaaa a writers portal pinch me im fucking dreaming! (unless its a cruel joke

wow you do know that all that artiest on the forms are asking for programmers the most. saldley im still learning java

now if there was only a colab insulting anime, except for hellsing....

so, did April want a girl, or did you want a guy?

yaaa eat it all ye X box cc hateing bitchs!

At 3/12/09 05:22 PM, TomFulp wrote:

At 3/12/09 05:13 PM, yhar wrote: make sure the first thing your kid hears is "cock joke". oh, and don't drop it on it's head.

I'll try not to.

the fact that you would tell us this take guts man

can we do some kind of collab comemorateing the administraters of newgrounds?
(spelling is four squares)

being a noob without flash I have to say...... why is it game programers, always have to get drunk! (because its fucking stressful!)

At 1/3/09 06:26 AM, Stamper wrote:

At 1/3/09 06:14 AM, GrandfatherClock wrote: can we do a naruto collab

Yeah, right after the Mario Van Peebles collab LEAVE MY SIGHT

what kind of guy puts street fighter before mortal combat LEAVE MY SIGHT
(theres no chance my account can be more screwed so what the hell)