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63 Forum Posts by "shadowbite"

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Response to: do you hate going to school Posted March 9th, 2007 in General

Believe me, you should be grateful for the chance to go to school. Stop being an ungrateful little shit because you're too lazy too work and can't take the jerks. Guess what, high school is going to be the period of your life you'll remember with nostalgia if you keep your attitude.

Response to: masturbation help Posted February 27th, 2007 in General

I gave up masturbation for lent.

Response to: First Cc, Then Ss, Then Kk And Now Posted February 19th, 2007 in General

Xanthocroic Xiphoids.

Response to: First Cc, Then Ss, Then Kk And Now Posted February 19th, 2007 in General

There are too many letters in the alphabet.

Response to: Santa's evil now. Posted February 19th, 2007 in General

It's not rape, if you enjoy it, just a consentual ass-reaming.

Response to: New Religion - Transcendology Posted February 19th, 2007 in Clubs & Crews

A diety is beyond logic.

Response to: Nostalgic Vids Posted February 19th, 2007 in General

Thanks for the links, first worthwhile topic her in hours.

Response to: Best Game Posted February 19th, 2007 in General

Spam sucks, also Chrono Trigger.

Response to: Do you ever.. Posted February 19th, 2007 in General

Can I... Touch You?

Response to: Snes Club !!! Posted February 19th, 2007 in Clubs & Crews

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, ALSO SEARCHBAR!!!

Response to: The story of Mario. Posted February 19th, 2007 in General

Great story so far. Keep going!

Response to: Get 10 Free Points From My Coke Re Posted February 19th, 2007 in General

Keep this shit off Newgrounds.

Response to: Any Ideas? Posted February 19th, 2007 in General

Wrong board. Please Try again.

Response to: My smarter child is retarded Posted February 19th, 2007 in General

I can see why.

Response to: Attn: Newgrounds Users Posted February 19th, 2007 in General

The chicken had been suffering a bout of manic depression and just attemped to get run over. Poor chicken...

Response to: Attn: Newgrounds Users Posted February 19th, 2007 in General

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Response to: Fappers... Posted February 16th, 2007 in General

It makes the same sound as one hand clapping. No, really.

Response to: Shakespear... Evil!!! Posted February 16th, 2007 in General

Read Beowulf before you fucking complain. Shakespeare is easy.

Response to: Television Posted November 21st, 2006 in General

I can't imagine anyone who still watches all of these reality shows. I mean, I spotted caring after survivor 1.

Response to: The Ng Bbs Human Magic 8-ball Posted November 21st, 2006 in General

Are you doing anything tonight, sexy?

Response to: Annoying teachers. Posted November 21st, 2006 in General

Hey look! The pos count just went up. Guess that means that thread stays open then.

:Hey, wait...

Response to: Wow... Posted November 21st, 2006 in General

Next time, take more than two seconds to think up a story to post here. Better yet, hang your sorry ass and do us all a favor.

Response to: Oblivion Theory. Posted November 21st, 2006 in General

We don't know who you are. We don't know where you live. We don't know what school you go to.

We don't give a fuck about some shitty metal band.

Response to: my teacher is a racist Posted November 21st, 2006 in General

You need to give us a bit more background about this.

Teacher:I H8S J00 CUZ UR HAITIAN LOLZ!!

Haitian kid: STFU N00b!

Was it something like that?

Response to: Console Chat! Posted November 21st, 2006 in General

I'm getting sick of all the console threads here. I hope this helps a bit.

Response to: The King of All Fetish Posted November 21st, 2006 in General

Gay bestiality scat play FTW

Response to: Annoying teachers. Posted November 21st, 2006 in General

My 9th grade physics teacher was probably the worst I've ever had. She was an easy grader but she didn't teach us shit. When it was time for exams, EVERYONE in our class failed them. She was fired after that.

Response to: Who on earth is an alien? Posted November 20th, 2006 in General

Marilyn vos Savant fo sho'.

Response to: If you could be any appliance... Posted November 20th, 2006 in General
At 11/20/06 10:54 PM, secretman1 wrote: I would be a dildo because mommy would hold me again. :(

You just stole an idea and missed the point of this thread at the same time. A dildo is not a FUCKING APPLIANCE!

If you could be any appliance... Posted November 20th, 2006 in General

I would be a washing machine because of all the panties in me.

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