222 Forum Posts by "shaddow-parasite"
you can't change the world,
you can only change yourself.
you can post 1000's of times of what is "wrong" with people, but it actually never changes anyone. what's even funnier, is that, most get a rise out of seeing some one perturbed at what they have posted.
it's like calling someon a derogatory name. is it right? no, not at all. will people find it amusing? yes they will. look at "your momma" jokes. it doesn't make sence, but it can strike a cord in people.
keep posting walls of text, some will not read. some will read, but become bored of it, and skip it. a few may actually read all of it. and remember what you have written, it opens a door to critisism and hyprocry.
if you can dish it out, be ready to spoon it back in.
old-ol'skool
abbot and costello
the three stooges (larry, curley, and moe, but not schemp)
you're talking about morrowind, correct?
try a balanced chacter, you'll need some archery, weapon skill, security, and some magic. (healing rocks!!)
don' t just pimp your chacter with all the skills you want. you'll need some training in smithing (armor/weapon repair) so spend the coin and learn some "off skills".
when someone steps on a cigerate and you say: who put out the heat!?
...... this is snake... come in...
you were ther first. end of story.
i think it would have been funnier if asten kutcher (?) was his son. heheh
okay a few things randomly numbered:
1) how many times have you looked at person's ass, and thought: i'd hit that?
2) why is it called "doggy style" if all animals do it? (random question)
3) does a person 'need' to be abused to "turn" gay?
4a) why do lesibians need a dildo?
4b) if they are truley for girl on girl action, then why add a male prostethic?
5) just because i wanted to have a fith.
6) to those who post: you're gay!! what gave you the first clue?
7) what are your thoughts, we'd like to know?
ok no more numbered questions.
back door sluts 9
souh park for the win!!
but that would be cruel to the family if porn was inside a coffen.
but i guess s/he wanted to go out with a bang...!!
i think it's a whole power thing. there is truley no reason for anal sex. i mean yes it is sexually gratifiying, but you can't reproduce with such an action. i guess (my opinion) men are afraid of getting screwed in the end, and losing "power".
but logic would dicticate that more gay men = less compotition of finding a girl. so i guess it would benefit heterosexuals.
ok this is the math of it: ((1 x 0.5) x 0.5) = 0.25
so you will have one quater of life left.
i think removing that dinner plate sized belt buckle will lessen the attention to your waist area, but if you live in the village....
At 3/12/06 03:24 PM, Flak- wrote: ...like a writing desk?
i don't know, you asked the question..
i've seen pictures of a person who commited suicide with drano (the stuff to clear out sewer pipes), needless to stay, it was effective, but he regergeatated it, and now he (?) doesn't have a face....
anyone who cuts themselves are only looking for attention, if you really want to die, go to a getto with a sign saying; I hate N----!!
(die hard 3, for those who want to know)
if you run, that only means you wanted to live. if you stay ( i doubt it, seeing several angry people with weapons) you'll get your wish of dying.
At 3/7/06 07:11 PM, Kaabi wrote: How the hell did he get that.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
he had candy, and a puppy. plus a bottle of choloforme.
" i will kill you and rape your corpse, don't worry, i'll be gentil"
that and: lets get off mommas', cause i just got off yours.
egyptions wore, and made eye liner. so they were the first. (10,000 years ago)
the flippy hair thing, donno.
At 3/9/06 06:00 PM, DestroyerOfMan wrote: Rob the jewelry sto, tell em "Make me a grill."
no offence, but i think it would take a week to custom fit caps for your teeth.
you only have twenty-four hours to do something.
i say: get drunk, find someone to love, and have unprotected sex.
get out of the house and go to the arcade, and spend the 50 bucks in quaters.
there are so many more free mmorpgs out there, but spend the cash, and pay to play some of the better ones.
sega master system, back in 1986, before most of you were born. simple contolers, great graphics.
no, soposibly it's a mortal sin to masterbate. but i didn't pay that much attention in catholic school. to many chicks in skirts.... oh and the teacher was hot to..
1x hero or foot long bun
ham
turkey
swiss
munster
lettuce
tomato
green pepers
sweet pepers
hot pepers
mustard
added effect, add meat and cheese on bun, wrap in aluminium foil heat for 5 minutes, add greens and condements.
enjoy!!
stupid people.
i mean they are so stupid that they suck the intelegance out of people around them. kinda like a black hole, with light.
study, get a good night's rest, don't drink to much caffeen, eat a good breakfast, and while taking the test, chew gum. i believe the sugar will stimulate brain activity. or so i heard. but don't worry about it, take the test like any other test, and you'll do fine.
mega man vs. ryu (breath of fire series)
both by capcom, can't go wrong with that.. can you?
At 3/3/03 01:37 PM, Cactaur_Jack wrote:At 3/3/03 01:32 PM, fiona17 wrote: for my last post this day! umm maybe the original megaman (?)Yeah, I was thinking of that, but I was having trouble with the plot of the movie, Cuz' I gotta make it funny too... If you got any ideas for the plot, e-mail me.
my memory fails me sometimes, but i've seen once on the mega man cartoon, where X goes back in time to stop some mavricks. rock uses a fully charged blast on one of the mavricks but it does nothing. it's because the mavrick has "neo-titanium" or something to that effect. so capcom kinda proves that mega man cannot harm X.
At 3/8/06 01:21 AM, Robthedemented wrote: Knives are useless, now this is a weapon.
oooooh look a morningstar.
i bought my friend a double headed fail, rather nice.
forcably stop smoking for a week, or a month. then "regulate" it. only on the third weekend of the month, you can get high.
exercise more, do yoga and tai-chi.
but most importantly learn some self control.
