My cellphone doesn't exist.

Is the plural of a computer mouse device "mice" or "mouses"?

What is a "best bro"? Are you saying you appreciate your other brother or brothers less?

And people who say "fail" in real life are retarded.

At 11/8/09 11:35 AM, Mewtwig wrote:

At 11/6/09 11:08 AM, comicretard wrote:

Then they released over a million shity games.

33 games in total now, that's 999967 less than 33

999967 less than 33 is -999934, not a million.

yeah.

At 11/15/09 01:06 AM, killerjeff wrote: This movies is made by superstitious retards thinking the world is going to end all because of a stupid Mayan calender. Americans. Remember when in 1974 and 2000 the world ended?!?

No, this movies is made to make money off of superstitious retards thinking the world is going to end all because of a stupid Mayan calender.

At 7/31/09 03:38 AM, DethZeppelinX wrote: itunes

thats what i got

Is that supposed to be a joke?

Dildo factory janitor.

Are people even allowed to go messing around in this 'real Silent Hill' town? What if the people there are all serial killers?

At 6/30/09 04:26 AM, LoverOfTehBush wrote: One of the main charcters, the one whos pciture I posed, is so fucking insane another one of the main characters chose to stab themselves with a knife rather than try to fight her, O.O

No, she killed herself like that because she had that Hinamizawa drug-virus thing in her system, and that makes people freak out and kill themselves.

One time I got this dark-red gumball from a Gumball Machine in Mexico.

I spent like ten minutes puking into a garbage can, I still have no idea what flavor it was, but it tasted like fucking shit

I'm on level 6 right now, and I'm starting to get a bit scared.

Yeah, you definitely have the swine fle. You're going to die of Swine Flu now.

At 6/15/09 05:10 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Meh, not the best, but certinatly the fanciest :3

Isn't Highway Star the name of one of the missions in the Devil May Cry anime?

I think I have that but there are so many that they have completely covered the surface of my penis, making it smooth.

She's gonna die or something. You should hate her for being dumb, so when something bad happens you can laugh about it.

No, you have to make a treehouse and fill it with books and stay there for weeks, reading, until you come out really smart and make a religion and become fat and peaceful and have big ear-lobes.

that Jones Soda stuff tastes like shit. I had the watermelon flavor instead of icecream and it was like water mixed with disgusting cough syrup.

It's morning? Last time I looked out the window it was like...noon-ish...

Why can't they just flatten out all of their cities with atom bombs?

Is it weird if I'm actually starting to like 4chan?

How the hell did this turn into the most hilarious thread I've seen in weeks?

You could pretend to be your own evil twin, then fake the death of your actual identity and live out the rest of your life as an evil twin that she's not interested in!

At 6/12/09 02:44 PM, CanadianSnowman wrote: Can't you easily just make another account?

He's probably IP banned.

I know this sounds crazy, but he actually gets payed to put those ads there. He gets money so he can live, and run this website.

My dad uses that stuff for cleaning the battery on his car.

At 6/11/09 06:51 PM, Ericho wrote:

At 6/10/09 03:00 PM, jack231 wrote: now i want us to build a giant Optimus Prime.

Were Transformers originally American or Japanese, because I'm not sure?

They were Japanese.

We could still build a giant.... uh....

I wish Astro Boy was invented in America :(

At 6/10/09 10:30 PM, OneWordName wrote:

At 6/10/09 09:38 PM, Alpharius120 wrote:

At 6/10/09 09:30 PM, JollySpace wrote:

At 6/10/09 09:22 PM, masterguy-1243 wrote: Lock eyes, from across the room....

Down my drink while the rhythms boom!

Take your hand and skip the names.

No need here for the silly games.

make our way through the smoke and crowd

Wow. You're a pussy. If you both have the same phone maybe she was looking through the text messages to see if it was hers, and asking if it was someone you liked is no reason to throw a fit and call your sister a 'bitch' several times.

If it's really that big of a fucking deal then don't leave your phone out, or put a password on it or something.

What's a donkey punch?

Feed her a treat when she does what you want her to.