At 11/21/09 08:39 PM, LevelReoUp wrote: Well, you see, the thing is that when I do try and word out my inner-lying bitterness of all you sinful, racist, sexist, superfluous, obese children - The internet's number one catchphrase gets in the way.

I'd probably respond with the same thing. Lol.

At 11/21/09 05:03 PM, EpicFail wrote: Money or Love?

I don't see the difference.

At 11/21/09 07:38 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: AN 11-year-old girl has become a mother after going into labour during her wedding to her teenage boyfriend.

Kordeza Zhelyazkova...

Oh of course.

At 11/21/09 05:52 PM, rifledark1 wrote: Title says it all.

I screenshot most of the funny reviews I get, but they're funny because they're so bad rather than because they're actually funny.

The mere sight of the box makes me want to puke my gizzards right in the gutter.

At 11/21/09 12:36 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I personally watch the History Channel alot myself and I think it's okay. It can get kinda boring sometimes with all the World War II crap.

WWII crap? Boring? Preposterous! I've been watching the WWII In HD specials all day and I plan on watching the rest for the next 4 hours.

<3 war history.

At 11/21/09 12:44 PM, kanon1 wrote: wshere do you stand in the newgrounds society?

You tell me.

At 11/20/09 04:00 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 11/20/09 03:58 PM, Sevkat wrote: I can stack my foot up your ass

Bet you can't balance me on it though.

Only on the equinox.

I've been on crutches for the past 8 weeks and I still hold doors open for people if they're behind me.

800 pounds.

Eight. Hundred. Pounds.

... Eight. Hundred. Pounds.

He doesn't need to eat, he simply absorbs nutrients through his dick while he's fucking your mother.

This egg's loaded, and I ain't afraid to use it.

At 11/19/09 07:44 PM, HappyMango wrote: 1st round. sorry shot-down, just too strange, and hard to draw

Shit, what about Abraham Lincoln fucking another Abraham Lincoln? That would suffice.

At 11/19/09 07:30 PM, HappyMango wrote:

think creativly

I want a picture of a rhinoceros fucking an elderly sperm whale in the ass while eating a banana and shouting "THE RAVEN CROAKS IN THE DAWN" in the upper right section of the paper.

And I want it immediately.

At 11/19/09 07:08 PM, speeling wrote: On this day, I shall invite you all to a party.

We'll be needing an Oprah pinata.

Joe Satriani anyone?

At 11/19/09 06:37 PM, PortalGun wrote: who here has ever used their shower's water, as a home-made bidet?

I came to this thread expecting to be asked if I would let another man shove his foot up my ass for $100.

I'm disappointed.

At 11/19/09 12:49 AM, chubbthehippo wrote: That a sizeable portion of Newgrounds is made up of nerds. Nerds.

NNNEEEEEEEEEERDS!!!!

At 11/19/09 06:21 PM, Grizzli wrote:

At 11/19/09 06:13 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: It's all about ice bullets now.

Bah humbug. Mythbuster's busted the "Ice bullet" theory.

You're right, fuck ice bullets.

I want my beverages chilled with miniature ice Titanics.

It's all about ice bullets now.

Didn't some guy sue a family after falling through their skyroof while trying to break into their house last year?

... Did he win? I can't remember.

If I'm going to lie about something I always make it blatantly apparent that I'm kidding.

6 ft dick? I lied. It's only 4.

I wonder if Tom would allow us to buy stickers for each other? Then we wouldn't have to fuck around with the mailing addresses and all that crap.

At 11/13/09 11:05 PM, uchiha666 wrote: What is the most awesome thing that you can think of right off the top of your head?

Behold.

At 11/19/09 05:06 PM, SuperShad wrote: Give me an idea that an 11th grader would think of. Nothing too simple and nothing too hard. Make it somewhat challenging, but don't make it Rocket Science. The deadline for my project is Monday.

Rocket Science?

But no srsly here's your solution.

Who could compete with Viewtiful-Chris' "Hallways"?

At 11/19/09 01:25 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: It turns out that the anime director Masamitsu Hidaka said in an interview that there will definitely be a fifth generation of Pokemon. Now another question, would it work?

I'd like to see where they're going to go with the "evil organization" in the next generation. Team Galaxy seems about has high up as you can go. Unless they just start recycling them.

At 11/19/09 01:55 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Sh0T-D0wN frequents General. He made the Left 4 Bed flash on the front page and many more.

He's AWESOME.

This post...

This post has made my week.

Das' racis'!

At 11/17/09 09:23 PM, igott wrote: Really, are we all just going to go down a big shithole of 'OMG, LOL' Facebooks or are we going to achieve the ability to talk to people face to face and show some fucking emotions?

The point of Facebook isn't to talk to your neighbor or friends who are right down the street, it's to stay in touch with them once you split off after Highschool.

Or at least it was originally.