Come on, people.

At 12/3/09 03:43 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: That'll save me dollars on condoms.

What this guy said.

Unprotected sex is bad, m'kay?

My last album was Black Gives Way to Blue by Alice in Chains.

It's a truly spectacular album, even without the late Layne Staley. From the upbeat riffs to the downward marches and acoustic hits, the album truly delivers on all fronts. I recommend it to anyone who likes rock music.

Sex. This is a no-brainer.

At 11/28/09 08:34 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: I plan on buying my first guitar soon. I know a little bit about scales and chords and stuff from the little keyboard I play, but what I really want to play is Blues-Rock guitar. So any suggestions for acoustic or electric guitars, as well as amps, for Blues?

You can't go wrong with Fender. Get yourself a Stratocaster and you'll be set for life.

So there's this girl I've known for a while and really liked. Today her boyfriend of about a year broke up with her and I jumped for joy because I finally now have a chance with her.

Am I a selfish asshole for thinking like this?

At 11/30/09 06:21 AM, SaltshakerClock wrote: Go up and "talk to him."

And by talk to him, I mean put a dent in his face.

Fuck that shit. You want actions to speak louder than words?

Kill the fuck.

South Park has sucked since after the movie came out IMO

At 10/3/09 11:55 PM, UberCream wrote:

At 10/3/09 11:53 PM, Alec-D wrote: He shot himself.

HHHHHAAAAAA

Bro, it was after a sad bout with substance abuse.

The substances: Heroin, Shotguns and Courtney Love.

Fixed.

Because I made it... The Seriously Unrealistic Carbine.

I can't get mine done in time. I won't be entering this time around.

On the flip side, the submissions are quite good from what I've heard.

At 9/28/09 04:45 PM, Total-Drama-Nutcase wrote: Nope because THEY DON'T FUCKING EXIST.

This man speaks the truth.

For the ultimate in compensating for something: The HK 496 FutureGewehr.

Why have a rifle when you can have a carbine, revolver, and grenade launcher attached to it?

The BBS can be as bad as /b/ on one of those days. Quite honestly, the intelligence of the forum as a whole drops as time goes on.

...for wearing an O-Face t-shirt. I was in health class, and we are in the sex ed portion of the course. The teacher noticed my shirt, and said it implied a sexual double meaning to it, and is terribly insulting to anyone who has been sexually abused. Administration came to the classroom and I was suspended for 3 days.

Now, I'm no expert, but this is fucking stupid. A cartoon character's face with his mouth wide open, no lettering, extra background imagery, or anything, is apparently far more serious of a dress code violation than guys with their pants below their ass, or girls who parade their cleavage around. Does anyone agree?

School and relationships have finally caught up with me. I've got my script written but I haven't done a stitch of recording. Hopefully I'll have the next two days to myself so I can record the dialogue and sounds.

Oasis have a few good songs. Otherwise, they're just another group of people who know how to play instruments, and by some miracle of God, were signed to a label.

Or the sound of everyone on the BBS not giving a rats ass?

Is this related to Evony in any way?

I have a question: Can we make our own sound effects? Like, doors opening and shutting, foot steps, so on and so forth.

Think I'll give this one a go, too.

You're paying for the case, essentially. You'd be better off building your own. Seriously, 512MB of RAM, and the ATI Radeon X300 don't cut it anymore.

Proud to be American. And fat.

You used a sex toy. Instant pussification. You used your dad's sex toy. Not only that, but it's used.

By your own father. WHAT THE FUCK.

The Sickness was their only good album. Believe, Ten Thousand Fists, and Indestructible sound recycled, save for a few good tunes.

And get off the Stricken band wagon. Just because it was on Guitar Hero 3 doesn't make it the best Disturbed song.

The video is obviously fake and acted.

Can't say I'm surprised I didn't win. But, I had fun doing it, and congratulations on a job well done to the winners and other submissions. I'll definitely be entering in the next contest!

I've already begun to gag myself with my own piss. OH GOD, A NEW TWILIGHT MOVIE. Even worse!