I used to lie about how big my dick was. Its only an inch long.

I miss the powerpuff girls. They were teh cool.

Preference. TBH I find that the more of a race I hang out with the more I'm attracted to them.

Oh god I think it winked at me. I'm about to throw up.

At 11/5/09 06:50 PM, OffensiveReality wrote: Ikea is halarious. Trust me. if you have any where you are just go there for shits n' giggles and just hide in wardrobes and pretend the fake rooms are real and role play abit man. Go bouncing on the beds and pretend to sleep on them. Its my advice, take it if you wish.

I haven't bounced on my bed since I was lik 6.

Charizard.
He's the best

Elfer I can't suck my dick. Help me learn how to do this task.

At 10/22/09 05:02 AM, Diddy wrote: Just look at the guy, he's about 200 years old but it still alive because he feeds on the blood of young boys or something.

Photoshop maybe?

The pope doesn't seem to be a shiny vampire, and thus can not qualify as a vampire.

When I found out Pluto wasn't a planet. I shat bricks.

That things pretty epic, but it might rage hard if you keep putting pins on its face.

The first one in line gets to eat the magical food of goodness. If you're anywhere after the first person you eat dog shit.

At 11/4/09 06:33 PM, Lichtenstein wrote: I like to open my pet mice's cage and randomly grab one while yelling the phrase hand of god.

That sounds so bad ass. Can you make a video of that? I'd watch it.

At 11/5/09 12:37 AM, Homosecksual wrote:

At 11/5/09 12:36 AM, Blackfang wrote: So you have the chance to win a million dollars. All you have to do, is push the red button, and pick a race to be extinct. Do you do it? Do you not do it? What race do you choose?

I pick the Terran, useless and easily destroyed.

Pfffft. The Terran can totally rape if you know how to use them. Goliaths have amazing anti-air, and well microed vultures can destroy lots of stuff.

At 11/5/09 12:08 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Pisces
You're getting help from a mysterious source that might never become clear to you. You have a stalker

Sounds like a cartoon to me. Hopefully this stalker will have donuts for me.

I have the power to shoot lazers through my toes. Its pretty intense stuff.

I like to touch myself while browsing around Victoria's Secret.

At 11/5/09 09:10 AM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: Gundam is by far the best animae series ever! Nothing else can compare.

This man speaks truth. Gundam>everything.

At 11/3/09 09:58 PM, Ptolmey wrote:

At 11/3/09 11:13 AM, matrix5565 wrote:

At 11/3/09 11:02 AM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 11/3/09 07:45 AM, myningjr wrote: How does 59% get you and F?

F is 61% and down here.

Really? Anything below 70% is a fail here.

Really? For us (and in us I mean the chinese), F is 95%-

You're so not witty

At 11/4/09 07:12 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 11/4/09 07:11 PM, SgtDK wrote:

At 11/4/09 07:10 PM, Twilight wrote: Damn, you've not been active for 7 months!

Yeah super snooper

Ugh why do you have to be such a cunt to everyone in this thread

1. i wasn't trying to insult you
2. that other guy came up with some backwards ass conclusion towards me

At 11/4/09 07:10 PM, Twilight wrote: Damn, you've not been active for 7 months!

Yeah super snooper, I was having NG withdrawals so I had to come back.

At 11/4/09 07:09 PM, Polonium wrote: bacon? isn't that stuff pretty lame

No you're pretty lame. Bacon is the culinary peak of great food. You should be ashamed of yourself. Go commit suicide right now fucker.

At 11/4/09 07:07 PM, AnasaziTribal wrote:

At 11/4/09 07:06 PM, SgtDK wrote: I remember using that shit months ago, but I'm curious if it's still in use these days.

Just cause you don't use stuff anymore doesn't mean others don't, dumbass.

Hey jackass that wasn't the statement. I have no clue whether or not anyone uses it because I haven't been on in a while.

At 11/4/09 07:04 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Hit up the local supermarket for some more.

We've already established that that idea is to elaborate and hardcore for me.

At 11/4/09 05:56 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:

At 11/4/09 05:48 PM, SgtDK wrote: That plan's to elaborate. It would consist of me getting up, opening the door, walking out the door, walking (insert distance here) then walking back, opening the door AGAIN, and then cooking it. Your plan is to much for me to handle.

2nd plan: Walk to a neighbor and steal some more

My neighbor isn't allowed to eat pork for some random ass reason. I might as well as just kill her and eat her body.

I remember using that shit months ago, but I'm curious if it's still in use these days.

Do I get a blowjob if I find this person?

I like to suck my own dick while wearing a top hat and a monocle. Maybe thats just because I'm a classy mother fucker.

At 11/4/09 06:03 PM, lightblob wrote: Squidward's nose is HUGE

its not bigger then my dick so in fact squidwards nose is SMALL.

At 11/4/09 04:28 PM, RKthrilla wrote: I'm not stressed..

I found out in psychology that I am angry all of the time ever, but I'm never stressed out..

Please explain this to me.

Are you black? if you are, your problem should be explained already.

At 11/4/09 02:05 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: You had one of these as a kid, and you loved it.

I came all over mine so I had to throw it away. Pikachu was just SO fucking hot.

At 11/4/09 06:49 PM, therealanimator wrote: a 40 man fight in the docks... and i had no fucking back up

My fucking bad dude, I was getting a sandwich and I told you to wait in the car.