Am I a party pooper yet?

At 4/22/09 06:02 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Oh yes. That's just going to save a TON of trees.

Every square counts.

So as most of you probably do whilst sitting and shitting, thoughts race through my head. Several weeks ago I came up with an idea that I think could really help us cut back in paper usage, and help save trees; so what better time to share this idea than Earth Day? What's the idea you ask? It's simple.

DON'T PINCH

Yes that's right, it's very simple. If you can just squeeze your load out continuously, your sphincter should be a lot cleaner, and require less wiping to get it back to squeaky clean. I know what you're thinking: that you can't always not pinch. Yes it happens sometimes, but if we all practiced trying not to pinch, just think of how many trees we could save.

Happy Earth Day!

BRUUUTAL

At 3/7/09 10:04 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Xanax (alprazolam) is a benzodiazepene. It doesn't fucking cause memory loss. I know, I take 2mg.

I'm glad I've forgotten a lot of shit, but it has been by focus and will.... the more I forget, the more it helps my PTSD resolve itself.

Tell that to this kid I know who eats like 7 of them a day. He can't even remember what he was talking about 5 minutes into the conversation. I know you don't forget the past, but you forget when you were on it.

I've not done it before, so I can't say from firsthand experience. I'd rather not be able to not recall how much of a dumbass I made of myself last night.

Oh cool sounds like ultra-xanax.

Remember kids, Xanax is stupid, and if you eat it, you will become just as stupid!

A late "L O L" upon noticing that the video has over 11 million views. But can you blame it?

At 3/2/09 05:35 AM, AllReligiousDrunk wrote: You don't even know her. Isn't it quite sad falling in love with someone you don't even know?

Always taking things too seriously and sucking the fun out of them... Oh well.

Yes, she is quite hot. Saw that video a while ago, and seen that gif even more.

At 2/27/09 08:35 AM, Pigsk8s wrote: I see you are growing just one... What if you get a male? fuck all you can do with that. You need to grow a few at a time and weed out the men and keep the sexy girls.

He is growing mids. I don't think seeds and good quality are of concern to him.

The never-ending war between the trolls and those too serious to get it.

My dad.

:(

At 2/26/09 09:37 PM, ngmastah wrote: To do that, you'd have to destroy our imaginations, cause that's what he is.

Oh I would if I could!

*Diabolical cackle*

God.

That sucks. Though I do suppose it differs from pencil to pencil, if your classmate had used a darker thicker more permanent lead I could see why it could be accepted. Hopefully you learned from your mistakes and won't do it again in the future, and if you keep up that kind of attitude with your teacher, it's no wonder she makes you rewrite things.

I do hope you don't capitalize random letters in your essays like you do in your BBS posts, because that's quite confusing.

At 2/23/09 03:58 AM, Peacekid wrote: - The USSR were our allies, right?

Google'd.

- Why do people that reference to WW2 say 'lets go kill some commies', meaning the Soviets (right)?

Lets go kill some communists is what it would mean. The communist scare wasn't until after WWII actually, so that phrase probably wasn't tossed around at that time. But, that phrase would be directed towards the communist Soviets in the years to come.

At 2/19/09 08:54 PM, Basspro55 wrote: Its pretty neat I guess I never played one so what on earth would the thing even sound like in the first place?

Thankfully we have this technology called the internet where we can look up all sorts of things we don't know!

Ignorant for not watching MTV or listening to ClearChannel radio stations? Ignorant is not the right word at all, and because of your poor choice of words, and where you keep hearing the song, I'm now going to be ignorant, and not even give the song a listen.

At 2/19/09 05:34 PM, Techno wrote: I am actually no one in that picture.

Well aware of that, but you are still the middle one.

;)

Must be cold out.

Techno, I think you are the middle one.

Seek help, your dick is clearly defective.

Post to provide helpful information, instead of posting just to increase your post count. Judging by your profile, you're clearly a stat whore, and I assume your intentions of posting on the BBS is just to increase another stat.

postcount+1

At 2/19/09 10:39 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: EVERY FUCKING THREAD IT SEEMS HAS TO BE REPLIED TO IN A, "Oh yeah, well you're wrong." type of attitude.

You fucking apathetic dweebs.

It's users like AllReligiousDrunk who try to pass that attitude off as acceptable when it's actually despicable. The fact that means we should be following in her footsteps, therefore I should be an asshole. It's what the higher ranked users expect from us.

At 2/19/09 04:32 PM, SirSloth wrote: lol was not intended to look like jerry jackson, but i spose if you think everything that looks like it was drawn winth a penis is jerry jackson, then yeah

It looks like the Chocolate Man, with Jerry Jackson arms. At least to me it does. The dick had nothing to do with it.

At 2/19/09 05:29 AM, DeadWorld777 wrote: oh my lord... this is so wrong

NSFW

I think the coworker would have to be staring at your screen to notice the crudely drawn dick on that image.

Imitators of Jerry Jackson's style just don't pull of the comedy quite right, it always turns out horribly. Hopefully you can prove me wrong.

AllReligiousDrunk is a sponge that sucks the fun out of everything. I wonder if she would have locked this thread if she could, that sounded like a "hey I'm a mod heed my words" response to me.

Yeah sure we can go by what's written down in the dictionary of existence or whatever, but it's fun to pretend. What if all of this reality that we are entwined in right now was just the dream of some sort of greater being? Instead of the person waking up before they die, what if right before the universe was destroyed, this being wakes up. All of existence was just a single dream of this greater being, and then the being goes back to sleep, and the 'big bang' happens again, and another dream occurs, and another universe life cycle occurs.

Farfetched? Clearly. But as I said. It's fun to pretend / imagine.

BLAH BLAH BLAH THIS IS SCIENCE FACT CASE CLOSED GOOD DAY SIRS.

At 2/7/09 04:36 AM, Gagsy wrote: All the folk who went to the London Meet this year. Before that I just met BBM and Trambamboline.

I'm curious to know if BBM acted differently in front of just you and Tram than he did in front of everyone; is that alright to ask?

The user Life. Sadly he was as boring in real life as he is on the internet.

Do it Obama