I don't bother with ratings at all, but playcount is srs business.

For me, anyway.

I'm 12 and what is this?

At 10/4/08 11:08 AM, SPLINTERCELL58 wrote: But everytime you press the button, one of your well known friends will be cut in half with a saw in the wall. If you avoid their beggings, then you will suceed.

I'd press the buttons like a mother fucker. Not even kidding. Fuck my family and friends, man, I want to live. I WANT TO LIVE.

At 11/7/09 12:16 PM, shabbo wrote:

At 11/7/09 12:09 PM, salted-tator-tot wrote: My friend got a fifteen minute detention for eating a tootsie roll.

I lol'd.

I second this.

I got a detention for 20 minutes today for wearing black ankle-length socks.

WHITE, MID-SHIN HIGH SOCKS JOSEPH. WHITE, MID-SHIN HIGH SOCKS.

So. My dad confronted me about smoking today. I'm 15, the age at which he, my mum and my two older sisters both started smoking. I admit to it, blah blah blah, and then he says something which surprised me.

"So you're going to stop now. Before I have to scream and shout at you. You're blaming this on me saying my parents smoked, well I don't drink, who are you going to blame that on? I don't even know you, I keep telling people no, he wouldn't do that, but then you do."

Fuck off then. Grow some fucking balls and either start screaming and fucking shouting at me, or let me fucking smoke. Pick one you wanker, either way, I'mma smoke. You let my sisters.

I find slightly unfair, due to the fact that I always get these talks no matter what I do. Anyone else have an unfair father figure?

I said father figure because I know that some of you don't have dads. Cause they are dead.

STOP... MAKING... FAIL TOPICS... GAH!

Seriously though no, I wouldn't get the implants, fuck off.

My god it's been about 6 months since I've had a cone ay.

Might be having a chop this weekend with a few friends, about four of us, how much do you reckon I should get? A stick?

Thaurissan, level 63 Death Knight Tauren named Deathçow, level 55 Rogue Forsaken named Jøe. Currently playing my DK, leveling in Hellfire Peninsula, anyone out there who wants to come and level with me be my guest. Online at 7am - 8am and 4pm - 11pm most weekdays, and from 11am - 3am weekends, New South Wales (Australian) time.

Also if anyone wants to do Zul'Gurub with me, please hit me up, as I've been dying to do it. Currently doing Ramps in order to get the Hellreaver, which is bitchin'. Polearms ftw.

Spoilers killed your mum and raped your dad.

It's your fault for reading the spoilers. I say we get rid of you.

World of Warcraft has server downtime at 10pm - 6am on Tuesdays. >:C

What is it with you and posting failpics? Really? Like the girl rocking out to hardcore rave music in your 'scary pics' thread?

Say your mum is a failure and fled to Peru due to shame.

He will understand.

A white lighter with 'Caltex' written on it. Oooooh yeah.

OP's picture made me want to curl up into a ball and nod my head.

Much like that girl. Wonder what song she's listening to?

At 9/11/09 03:42 AM, hijackreaper wrote: I know that this is the mosh pit we all know and hate as the Internet, but is it too much to stay away from 9/11? I mean honestly, it was a tragic event and there were a lot of deaths...

I do expect you guys to be pathetic but that's a little much.

Now can we get back to tbe racial slurs and bashing religions?

No.

9/11.

Lol.

Creator of this topic keeps lying. He claims to have, in one post, recently discovered a new screamer, 'Haunted House in Niagra Falls', yet only a few posts later he claims that his 12th grade teacher showed him the screamer yesterday?

MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

As for me, I watched one called Relaxing Animation on funnyjunk.com when I was younger. Scared the shit out of me.

Screamers fucking suck.

Marlboro Reds, or Winfield Blues.

Occasionally, I've have a dabble with Long Beach Originals, only for the fact that they come in packets of 40.

I have a single LB sat in my pocket right now. It came from my 40 pack, which sadly passed away yesterday.

At 8/10/09 02:37 AM, MilestoneRazor wrote: Shit no one cares about.

Look. You're probably going to respond to this with a negative comment, something along the lines of the generic 'Your Mother' calls, similar to the ones you've been spewing out previously, but before you do, take a moment to ponder what I'm about to say.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Like it or not, this is the internet, and no matter how hard you try, you're still going to have a select group of twats who are going to do the opposite of what you ask of them, just to piss you off, and you're going to have ANOTHER select group of twats who are oblivious to what you say, and are going to do you very thing you don't want them doing regardless of what you say.

YOU'RE OPINION MEANS NOTHING.

Don't you think that if we were going to listen to anyone, it'd be a more respected user, instead of a user no one has ever heard of before? Don't get me wrong, I'm sure you're quite the 'BBS regular' and all, but honestly sweetheart, I've never heard of you. I'm better known around you here, and the only people that know my name have are long gone.

TL;DR STFU and GTFO our Newgrounds with your beliefs and questionable comebacks.

I made over $9000 from selling my body.

I'd teleport by stamping my left foot hard on the ground and making a popping noise with my mouth. There'd be no smoke, or blinding lights, I'd just appear at the destination of my choice.

Maybe you should man the fuck up and fuck her with a limp dick.

Just shove it in and thrust, hope for the best.

Pussy.

At 8/2/09 08:23 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: Have fun with lung cancer.

I will.

Don't forget brain tumors, gangrene and possible blindness! :D

At 8/2/09 08:11 AM, EpicFail wrote: I told my parents a few months after I started smoking, I said it was a personal decision, and I wanted to smoke, and if they couldn't accept it then whatever, at the end of the day I am still the same person I was before.

This one, and the 'accidentally' letting them catch me one, is the best way so far.

My older sisters (21 and 23) both smoke, both parents smoke, both sets of grandparents smoke, all of my Uncles smoke, etc. The only two in my family who don't smoke is my (15) and my younger sister (10).

I want to go for a cigarette right now, but their room is directly above mine, and I need to open the door to go outside. I'm worried that they will hear the door open and come downstairs.

If I do let them 'accidentally' catch me, though, what do I say once I've been caught?

Do your parents know you smoke? And if not, how do you smoke without them knowing? What if you're craving a cigarette but your with the family?

Also, best ways of telling your parents you smoke? I need help with that...

At 8/1/09 09:17 PM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote:

At 8/1/09 09:13 PM, Proottalfain wrote: What's the issue here? Why is anonymous planning DDOS attacks?

Anonyahwish. I don't think there really anons. But I found the video because it was all over myspace bulletins this morning.

This is not the work of Anonymous.

This is the work of a bunch of newfags who are trying to be like their 'heroes'.

Newfags...

All Ur Bais R Belong 2 Us
Numa Numa Guy
Bedn
Cockjoke

Happy? You've only started four, Newgrounds. Good fucking job.

Get the cunt to meet up with you somewhere, and no matter how old/what sex they are, knock them the fuck out. Don't care if it's a thirteen year old chick or a fifty five year old man.

BEAT THEM TO DEATH, SIR.

For it is the only way.

When my net gets capped.

Like it is right now. >:C

This is not NSFW.

I demand NSFW materials.

Deliver.

At 7/31/09 08:42 AM, StephanosGnomon wrote: I'm an 8-Bit Gentleman.

At 7/31/09 08:38 AM, Sexylegs wrote: Discuss

No.

I might get the 8-Bit Gentlemen tattooed on me in the same spot as your Megaman.

It's a rather good idea.