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the endining was VERY anti-climactic.

Its okay. I dont. Its not like i came up with it. I also know its not confusing. That was just part of my EPIC backstory.

my pictures ooze manliness.

i had a dream i was jesus, but i had very limited powers...it was weird.

Getting b/p and leveling up is important to some, while others focus on posting reviews, flash, audio, art, etc. some want to be more involved with the site than others. i think thats why there are people who focus a lot of their time on b/p. personally, im trying to get my level higher because for the majority of the time i've been a part of this site, i havent really been involved. and now i want to spread my influence and rate/review submissions while i learn to make flash and work on my art. but thats just me.

mine is confusing. im not mexican. im sexican. we are a rare race of sexy hispanic latinos who excell at awesomeness. our origin is unknown.

I was going, but left my parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme at home. I was depressed.
Like a bridge over troubled water.
The next day it ended up bein just me and Julio down by the school yard.
He wouldn't talk to me.
It was the sound of silence.

You're welcome.

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you for all my life!
When you're with me, baby the skies remain blue for all my life!

u have probably not shown signs of being strait in the past. or ur mom is just glad to hear ur a good kisser.

I am playing a PS1 game on a PS2, why can I not save? Thanks.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i disown you now.

SEXICAN WUZ HERE! LOLZ IM SO ORIGINAL!

What you need to do is get yourself a cat and have an epic all out cat war. The winner will be eternally known as the emperor of the universe.

I know that im damn tired of people singing tis song to me because my name is Alejandro. At least its died down for now.

did he gat what he was looking for at the store? it would suck if they ran out of mountain dew AND his WoW characters are deleted.

donnie darko is a great movie. and i prefer the 80's version of the song. its great. the darko version is good too, especially for the movie, but a bit too depressing.

gross. the phrase sucking a fuck said in donnie darko in a moment of embarrassment. therefore, it should not be taken seriously. i also dont see how you can suck a fuck. fuck is not a noun.

i need to get my drink on.

i had one of these, but did not use it to terrorize citizens in the pool. also, im NOT a pedophile.

this baby also did a crazy vid on funny or die, titled good cop baby cop. pretty funneh.

i love you daddy.

I know, right?? Its a damn good idea!! And sumidiotdude is right, James Cameron's films have had sex scenes.

Title - So Many Vaginas, So Litte Time

Director - James Cameron

Starring - Jake Gyllenhaal as Winona Ryder and Justin Long as Bruce Willis

Slogan - This time, I'M the one getting wet.

Rating - PG13 for violence and brief nudity

Coming soon to a theatre near you!!!!!!!

I want my moneeeeeyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

i think sandy must be a scientologist, and patrick is probably a sexual deviant, but spongebob...hes a homosexual man/boy/thing/sponge.

i also like that mighty boosh joke. and agree on its ridiculousness.

I have this special leprechaun flute that was passed down from my great great grandfather who is Irish.

Hai Long Wang

Jedi mind trick works every time. FTW!