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At 8/11/09 11:03 AM, WadeFulp wrote:

Most cars do have devices that limit their top speed to something around 110-120MPH, even though the speedometer may go up to 165mph or whatever.

I had a mustang GT in high school and that's how it was. It went to either 150 or 165 but it'd cut out when I hit around 115.

My dad had done something to modify it where it didn't cut out anymore, but that was after I gave it back to them and moved out.

I was one of those reckless teen drivers who drove with my music too loud and defied establishment.

When I was 8 my parents got into a fight about something lame, so my mom took my dad's truck and drove it into a pond, then got out and let it sink.

So in retalliation my dad got his skillsaw and cut all of her living room furniture in half.

When I was like 16, they got into a different retarded fight and started throwing each other's things out the window. My dad grabbed my CD tower by the computer thinking it was my mom's and threw it off the balcony. I was pissed because I had been working a summer job to buy those CDs, so I went and got his brand new 12 gauge rifle and threw it out the window of our 3rd story. It landed on the concrete below and the barrel snapped off. Then he pushed me down the stairs.

That was funny.

Oh, and when I was 17, my boyfriend came over while they were fighting. They were throwing dishes and food at each other in the kitchen. He walked in and they hit him with a jar of spaghetti sauce.

Another time they were fighting while driving so he pulled over and kicked her out in the middle of the street. I dont remember how she got home.

and another time they got in a fight, they shattered a window and a door. and I brought a piece of the door to school for show and tell.

At 9/2/09 09:49 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

I lived in Texas back in middle school and the school i went to sold candy after schools out. Then the High School i went to back in Texas, you could buy soda anytime after 10:30-11 i think.

Mine was set up similarly.

I understand why they're doing it, I can't tell you how many times I skipped lunch in the cafeteria and got a coke and a bag of peanut butter m&ms instead.

but people who are going to abuse the junk food and have unhealthy amounts, will do it regardless. They'll go get it somewhere else.

There's gonna be a Jurassic Park 7 too.

At 9/2/09 09:33 PM, michelinman wrote:

At 9/2/09 09:31 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Now to send the evidence to Science Monthly............

*Bribes*

That picture looks delicious... Seven, mail me some cookies? Plz?

PM me your mailing address and around Christmas I will.

Ive sent them to stafff, mal, skunky, avie.... I wanna say proteas

At 9/2/09 09:20 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: I ate cookies today.

Thus, the day was good.

I think when ever you eat cookies your day turns out good.

I support your theory.

I love Mike's, but I'm female. So I may not be helping debunk your friend's theory.

Also, rum FTW.

Reality tv is killing our children and causing global warming.

I've never been able to watch any of it, still don't.

something about some people on an island competing to win a rose to marry a millionaire who lives in the playboy mansion with 18 kids......

Point Lookout added a playing map like 1/4 the size of the entire game's map. That DLC was well worth it.

If it's okay for you to do it, then it's okay for the girls to do it as well.

Which may sound hot at first.

but I don't wanna hear a word out of you when 600 lb. Laquwanda pins you down and makes babies with you.

I cut all my barbies hair off. Or used markers to color it rainbow.

At 8/30/09 11:23 PM, morefngdbs wrote:

The terrible thing with coming into the middle of a conversation... in a hurry... is you haven't read the previous post's & >bang< you asume (like I just did) that seven has just burnt her Bra...for some yet undiscovered reason ! ?!?! ;)

That's why I have the apron.

At 8/30/09 06:26 PM, Riftcrawler wrote: If you want to make a simple one, you can layer an inflated balloon with paper mache, paint it, wait for it to dry, then deflate the balloon. Its not hard to make, but its not the best pinata ever. Maybe you can find like, an inflatable horse or something to use, like a pool toy horse. (I have no idea either)

We made one in high school once and that's how we did it.

We blew up a balloon for a body, then taped smaller balloons to it to make legs and a head, paper mache'd it and then deflated all the balloons.

At 8/30/09 06:07 PM, Lucy wrote: Ahh me and my friend rant about this all the time. Everyone who picks a camera up these days claims to be a photography. And half the shit that is classed as ''art'' is bloody laughable.

I had a teacher a long time ago who was the meanest woman you'd ever meet. Arrogant, nothing nice to ever say to anyone.....anyway, the only reason she was teaching us was because she'd gone to school and got a masters degree in photography, and then couldn't find a job anywhere. (and she'd remind us often that she hated us, hated being there, and that's the only reason she was there)

so whenever she'd go all drill sergant on us, I'd just tell myself, "she spent like 8 years in college for photography and has like 100 grand in student loans to pay off" and then I would lol muchly.

And I love photography, and cameras. But I see it as a hobby, not as art. Like another user said, I see it as something anyone can do given the right equipment, where as artists have inert talent.

meh

151 is what all the cool kids were drinking when I was in high school. I have no idea what's popular now. All this crappy music you young people listen to. Jonas brothers and lady gaga blagh.

At 8/30/09 02:47 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:

all those witnesses at the bar

Haha, yeah, how about strip club instead? I like strip clubs. STRIP CLUBS.

strip clubs with nasty grannies working the poles, that is.

So THIS is why you couldn't get that job at the nursing home.

Happy Birthday STEM! Have a good one sir.

At 8/29/09 09:58 PM, Malachy wrote:

I thought for sure I was going to get a blister when I burned my finger on a hot glue gun at work yesterday, but all it did was sting, then have a kind of vague pain for a few minutes and stopped hurting. No cool blister to show off to my internet friends for me :(

I burned mine the other night baking cookies. :-(

Anyone who offs themself in this lounge had better do it awesomely.

Like by riding a motorclye into a tank of great white sharks.

At 8/28/09 06:41 PM, Rig wrote: This is a post warning people to stay on topic or else a mod will lock this.

This post is a warning to the other mods not to delete this because the authorities are being contacted.

At 8/28/09 06:13 PM, TomFulp wrote:

Oh yeah and this game...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 9023
Now SevenSeize can win an award and be famous!

and cookies, don't forget cookies.

Over in Behemothville we're having a Party Hat contest to celebrate the one year birthday of Castle Crashers!

They grow up so fast.

Happy Birthday sir.

I wasn't sure what kind of cake to get you, since everything in this thread has been fairly different.

So I got you these cupcakes, they're cute.

At 8/25/09 07:06 PM, LordJaric wrote: I think I had a lucid dream last night. My memory is vague but I think I realized I was dreaming so I gain control, but I can't quite remember anything else.

I lucid dream pretty much every night. I'm always aware it's a dream, and if things don't go my way in the dream, I tell other people in the dream that I'm going to wake up. I wait for my alarm to go off in my dreams.

It's aggravating as heck, I feel like I never sleep.

I can also pick a dream up where I left off. Like if something wakes me up, I go back to sleep and continue the dream.

and I dream in color. I've been told that we don't, and our subconsious adds it later, but I swear I do.

Had a sleepd study once (for my seizures) and the neurologist said he'd never seen brain waves like that ever before. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus tapdancing hippie Christ.

The only time I ever got poison ivy, I bought some stuff at Wal Mart, came in a tube, was called something like "IvyRest" or something..............anyway, it worked well.

At 8/23/09 08:56 PM, morefngdbs wrote: So I'm bored, the hurricanes over, the girlfriend is asleep on the couch ( when the wind came up, she was somewhat freaked out) ...anyway I'm looking for desert recipes especially with photo's... I link through a bunch of different sites & I see this cake.
As soon as I see it, it reminded me of someone who comes here, with neat sweets a lot.

I think kid's would think this is a pretty cool cake !

I'm making this cake. Seriously.

stafff you can have a blue ghost if you help with dishes.

At 8/23/09 03:30 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 8/23/09 03:03 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Babies don't come out of that hole FUNK, they come out of the other one.

WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS BEFORE.

But then where do lawyers come from?

touche'

Ahaha.... no, you're not who I'm talking about. Although something that happened last night DID inspire this thread.

Was she blonde? Not hot blonde, that bleached blonde where you can tell she did it herself with a bottle of peroxide and her roots are showing

You still offended by the idea of a guy going through a nursery killing infants with a ball peen hammer?

mildly, I'll give you a 5.6 for that one.

I've been trying to do more with less lately. It gives me a sense of refinement and finesse I just wasn't getting with all the other stuff. Plus, blood's hard as FUCK to clean off after it dries.

Magic Erases work wonders

FINISH YOUR DAMN STORY SO I CAN READ IT

IT IS FINISHED I JUST HAVEN'T TYPED AND POSTED IT YET. I WRITE EVERYTHING IN LONG HAND FIRST SO I CAN TWEAK IT WHEN I TYPE IT.

OKAY IM SO GLAD WE HAD THIS DISCUSSION

At 8/23/09 03:08 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:

At 8/23/09 03:03 PM, SevenSeize wrote: None of this does anything for me. I guess I've known you long enough to where nothing you say shocks me anymore.

Ouch, cut off his left nut and feed it to the dog why don't you?
I bet you hurt his feelings. You made FUNK cry.

FUNK doesn't cry.

I've tried.

It just makes him stronger.

and then I end up having buy another roll of duct tape and apologizing to my neighbors the next day.

At 8/23/09 02:53 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

Oh, but you WANTED that little fucking snot rag peice of shit to fall out of your stinking asshole, didn't you? Why?

Babies don't come out of that hole FUNK, they come out of the other one.

WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS BEFORE.

FOR THE ATTENTION. SO FOR NINE MONTHS, EVERYONE COULD KISS YOUR ASS.

I didn't tell anyone I was pregnant until I was like 7 months along.....just saying.

I wasn't ashamed (mine wasn't from a drunk one night stand so I can't really help ya on that part of this situation) , just didn't want people touching me. They always want to touch your stomach.

I DON'T LIKE STRANGERS TOUCHING ME!!!!!1111

Fucking kill yourself, you little fucking MISTAKE. Apologize to the God of this world with your fucking LIFE. Make yourself a dead sacrifice to those of us who have SUFFERED your worthless fucking existence.

God, I can't believe I wasted my breath talking to you, you fucking mental reject. I'm going to leave now, and go sit alone in the darkness for a few hours.

Let me assure you, after meeting you, I don't want to talk to anyone for a LONG time.

None of this does anything for me. I guess I've known you long enough to where nothing you say shocks me anymore. We're gonna need a huge explosion, high amounts of voltage, a blindfold, and a can of whipped cream to get our spark back.

FINISH YOUR DAMN STORY SO I CAN READ IT

I lost power for 9 days during my last hurricane. It was lame. and Wal Mart was out of food, like literally, shelves were empty, I don't know why they even opened back up.... and no one could get in to bring us more.

We had to eat MREs and drink bottled water because all the water was off/contaminated.

not awesome.

But I'm not homeless, so I won't complain.

My mom has 2 pet opossums, does that count?

If the actual tree was growing on her property you guys can't cut it down.

Someone else posted that you should have just cut the branches that were threatening your property, and yes, that's what you should have done.

and even then, you'd need permission.

Further, if the tree/branches had damaged your property, she'd be responsible for covering damages since the tree was growing on her property.

Now she's not going to give you any candy on Halloween.