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Goddamn it FUNK.

At 9/25/09 07:58 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

... and I wish death upon all living things

All living things includes pigs. If all the pigs die, we won't have bacon.

IF YOU MAKE IT TO WHERE I CANNOT GET BACON SO HELP ME GOD!!!!!!!!!!!$@#@#%%$^^&^&&^

I had a hard time seeing all my little cousins with 90s birthdays getting their driver's liscenses and then seeing their 1992 etc birthdate on there.

I swear time is speeding up.

At 9/22/09 01:55 PM, poxpower wrote:

All they seem to do is play MMORPGs and blog.

and they're SUPPOSED to be in the kitchen.

VALIDATE MY CLAIMS

sandwich

You may have mowed over some poison ivy/sumac/oak etc.

I have bad hay fever, anytime I mow the grass, I have a mild allergic reaction. lame

This may sound silly, but not looking helps.

Like when they take out the needle, start prepping etc. Don't watch.

I'm fine as long as I'm not watching them put the needle in.

You'll be fine, don't worry.

Happy birthday madam!!!!!

They told me I'm not eligible because I'm female.

Then they handed me a spatula and a loaf of bread.

At 9/20/09 12:16 AM, wwry wrote: bump 4 fat faggot

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He hasn't answered you because he's on his way to your house right now.

Seriously, he just called me. He stopped by the Circle K for some duct tape.

I hope you like hugs.

Do you have any peroxide? That helps pull out infection.

I like fried alligator. It tastes like chicken too imo.

At 9/16/09 11:43 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: I feel you; I couldn't get into art class last year because the scheduling fucked up. I was stuck in Drafting.

I haven't had one schedule without a missing/wrong class as of yet. It fucking sucks waiting in the counselor's office for 3 days for them to take 20 seconds to fix something.

Ours was always the same way. Super small school, could never get into any classes....and every damn semester they tried to put me in home ec, and every semester I dropped it.

I ended up taking 5 foreign languages just to get out of home ec.

At 9/16/09 04:06 PM, SteveGuzzi wrote: lol, i was watching the Jay Leno Show last night... when they showed a clip from Michael Moore's new film i was surprised to find that a dude i went to highschool with is in it. i don't know if he had any lines before or after the clip, he was just... standing there while Moore was talking to some bank manager or something.

How is it? I saw the commericals and wondered if it'd be any good. (Leno's new show) but haven't been able to catch it yet.

At 9/16/09 08:33 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 9/16/09 06:04 PM, Proteas wrote: ... what the hell is Microsoft Access?

Take a shit on the floor. Now step in it with your bare foot. That's Access.

That is a completely accurate description of that program.

At 9/16/09 09:00 PM, fli wrote:

Not the best job in the world, but-- come on.
You're PLAYING... and you may get a few bucks in if your lucky.
I would had done it for free...

If it's what you want to do and you're enjoying it, then it is the best job in the world.

Although, I was lucky. I couldn't sing and improv at the same time... carrying a tune and telling a spontaneous story is the hardest thing for me to do. Everything else comes naturally, or with minimal practice.

I couldn't sing if my life depended on it. It's really really bad. :-(

Proteas, I was cutting out pictures of Chuck Norris today for work and thought about you.

At 9/14/09 08:04 PM, netman234 wrote: he isn't racist they said he was drunk !

Yeah and I guess he was drunk when he made that remark about refusing to play a concert in Tennessee if only white people showed up.

and I guess he was drunk when he pulled the shit about George Bush not liking black people.

I guess he was drunk when he threw a hissy fit like a 3 year old back stage at the other awards because someone white was getting 2 seconds more air time than this...

You know what, fuck it.

How bout this,

BEING DRUNK DOES NOT EXCUSE YOU FROM YOUR ACTIONS. DONT DRINK IF IT TURNS YOU INTO A FLAMING DOUCHEBAG.

IF YOU ARE KANYE WEST AND ARE ALREADY A FLAMING DOUCHE BAG, GO AND FUCKING KILL YOURSELF.

Because last time I checked, killing someone while drunk is illegal, because the court holds you accountable for your actions regardless of what's in your system.

BTW, that piss poor piece of shit on his blog he called an "apology" was written while he was sober.

Supra, I remember when we'd sit outside and drink lemonade and watch the clouds.

Please don't throw that away.

At 9/14/09 01:01 AM, tarahloveshentai wrote:

After he's done, you can see the confusion and hurt on her face. It's just ridiculous, whether he apologizes or not.

and the only reason he did it, was because he knew he'd get away with it. She's a sweet girl, she's young. He knew she'd stand there hurt and confused.

Cause you know if Katy Perry or Lady Gaga had won, and he'd jumped up there and pulled that shit, they'd have told him where to shove it.

I heard a few people boo him, I wish everyone would have.

You're absolutely right. Racism aside, it was a rude and immature thing to do. Very unprofessional.

But no, he IS racist, it's extremely obvious, he doesn't try to hide it, and you're 100% right that if a white musician pulled that shit, it'd be all over CNN demanding that person be stoned to death and lose their record contracts.

Furthermore, I'm not a huge country fan, but you know what, Beyonce's videos are all the fucking same. Same dance moves, same outfits. Her videos ARENT the best, they're run of the mill pop crap.

At least Taylor Swift's videos usually have a story.

If I were Beyonce, I'd trip Kanye on the way back to his seat.

He's doing SOOOO much for the African American race.

At 9/13/09 05:49 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: After watching Battle Melon on Iron Chef America, I decided I wanted to pick up a jicama root. There's a Korean grocery right by the place where we do Sunday brunch, so we bought one.

I watched that episode too. and I hate melon. and I wanted to eat every single thing they ended up making.

At 9/13/09 02:28 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 9/13/09 02:15 AM, TheShrike wrote: Speaking of old times, check this shit out.

That is indeed old times.

I went to the mall last week and that came on over the speakers.

I enjoyed it.

At 9/12/09 02:55 PM, Guest8792 wrote: I honestly love all of them. I'm not kidding.

ditto, I'm a fan of any and all.

Someone said muenster earlier, that stuff is awesome grilled.

As for swiss, I love making reubens with those.

Oh and cream cheese. Cream cheese is awesome. Mix it with ham, awesome. Mix it with guacamole, awesome. Mix it with jalapeno jelly, awesome.

At 9/13/09 01:52 AM, LBRocker wrote:

I'm in suspense here. What was this burger made out of???

It was just the way they made it. The meat was awesome, had all kinda spices in it. and it was GOOD meat, not the crappy flavorless over processed junk.

and they toasted the buns before they put it together.

and melted a few kinds of cheese on it.

I think there was bacon.

It's not on the menu anymore and my heart is broken. (though probably healthier)

At 9/13/09 01:52 AM, Calintz wrote:

At 9/13/09 01:46 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Outback used to make a burger called the MadMax, and it was awesome.

I tried one of those McDonald's third pounders the other night and I thought it was crap.

You should be ashamed of yourself eating that crap!
I mean, how the fuck do you go from Outback, to McDonald's?

I don't do McDonalds very often at all, if I have to do fast food, I'm a Wendy's fan.

But my mom went by and offered to bring me something and I said, "I'll try that new 3rd pounder thing" and I ended up throwing most of it away. :-(

My car, $32,000.00 and then I totalled it a month later. Thank God it was the other lady's fault, her insurance paid it off and I was able to get another.

I'm looking for a house right now, so that'll be the next big thing.

At 9/13/09 01:48 AM, LBRocker wrote:

At 9/13/09 01:46 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Outback used to make a burger called the MadMax, and it was awesome.

Did it come with motorcycles and sawed-off shotguns?

No, but damn it, it should have. That's how awesome it was.

Outback used to make a burger called the MadMax, and it was awesome.

I tried one of those McDonald's third pounders the other night and I thought it was crap.

At 9/10/09 11:35 PM, Malachy wrote: I've said it before and I'll say it again. I have no clue why everyone has wireless internet problems.

Mine's been out all day. Bad weather, power went off a few times, network went down, yuck.

At 9/12/09 03:48 AM, TheShrike wrote:

So. I present to you: Bacon.

I'm writing a letter to Barrack Obama to pass a bill stating that all meals be served in that manner.

Hey guys guess what I saw on the Food network today???? BACON CUPCAKES.

Stafff and I are going to make some. and we might share. if you're nice.

At 9/12/09 01:23 PM, reviewer-general wrote: update:

cocks.

;

This is why I missed you. :-)

If that chick (s) wearing bacon was holding the nunchucks, and maybe proteas in the background giving a thumbs up, that'd be sweet.

I know one thing, people wouldn't continue to let said robot go around smashing up shit.

The robot would be captured and disassembled.

Just saying.

Me personally, I'd spend time trying to teach the robot to love.

At 9/11/09 11:50 PM, kidd25 wrote: walking across the deadly land. also anybody feels liek the music should have free dlc. i mean we need mroe music when running around killing/saving people. oh well at least no commercial.

I like the music/sound effects.

I loved the music for fallout2, the town of modoc, I have that mp3 downloaded.

FatKidWitaJewtPack, update the list, but with kittens.

At 9/12/09 02:45 AM, o0-0o wrote: Isn't this when employee insurance comes in?

That sucks though, hope it works out for you guys.

Alot of times they try to get rid of you because of just that, they don't feel like paying for any medical procedures.

Agreed with Bolo and others, seek legal advice.

You're so full of shit. You're at my house, every Thursday night, making ME goddamn sandwiches. and last week, YOU wore the french maid costume.

Frilly panties and all.

liar

Do you notice it happens more at Wal Mart than other stores?

EVERY time I go to Wal Mart, there's someone with 7 kids, and she's not watching any of them, and they're running all over the damn place, running into my cart etc.

and last time I went, there was a lady with 3 little girls. They were aged like 4-8. and they all wanted some Hannah Montanna crap. and they were screaming and hollaring, being little brats, and just like your story, the mom gave in and said, " fine, get the hannah montannah bows" or whatever the hell it was.

I love sunsets. I take pictures of mine almost everyday. I love the sky....

an older one