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At 10/4/09 11:24 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 10/4/09 03:12 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I hate cornbread. I don't make it. As a southern woman, this gets me much scorn.

For me, it depends on the batter. If you go for the recipe they use off the back off a bag of cornmeal, it comes out too dry... put a couple slices of bacon on the bottom of the ban before baking it? Perfect. Comes out moist, and bacon-ey.

But now Jiffy makes a cornmeal batter that is to DIE FOR. Good stuff, good stuff... comes out moist, fluffy, and a bit cake-like. But it's cornbread.

Ive heard that and seen it at Wal Mart, just hadnt bought it. Maybe I will.

Someone else also told me to add a little pudding to the mix.

I like hushpuppies, do those count?

I have to survive this year so I can die in 2012.

I have big plans.

At 10/4/09 03:57 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Saw it last night with my friends. Freakin awesome movie I say, I recommend it to anyone really. Yes, the rollercoaster scene was very epic.

That entire carnival scene, with Tallahassee, was beautiful.

At 10/4/09 03:47 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 10/4/09 03:12 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I hate cornbread. I don't make it. As a southern woman, this gets me much scorn.

That, and me not having 9 children yet. I mean, if i'm not using that uterus, what the hell am I good for????

Haha, because the quality of life for those monstrous families is SO high, am I right?

apparently they're all getting shows on TLC now. Im just far too busy to have 10 children. I do things like work. and live. and not be pregnant every year.

HEY EVERYBODY!!! LETS ALL GROVEL IN SHIT BECAUSE I'M TOO STUPID TO PULL OUT, AND SHE'S TOO STUPID TO TAKE THE PILL!!!

Oh thanks for reminding me. Knew I was supposed to do SOMETHING an hour ago.

I saw it last night and enjoyed it muchly. I wasn't expecting it to be so awesome, I was expecting it to be just average. But it was great. Lots of laughs, and just enough blood and cursing to make you happy.

and Bill Murray.

You can go on youtube and see some of the kid's other rules. Good times.

At 10/4/09 03:30 PM, Jamoke wrote: You cheap bastard. Take her to the mall or something. Buy her some pants. Chicks fucking love new pants.

Fuck that, Then you end up in the "Does this make me look fat?" scenario, which NO guy ever gets right.... It's not that goddamn hard to say, " Wow, why is it that everything you put on looks so damn sexy?" instead of, "Yes, your ass looks huge" JUST LIE, IT WILL KEEP HER QUIET.

After cross country? Take her for a milk shake. Don't you youngsters still drink milkshakes?

At 10/4/09 03:08 PM, Hydecka wrote:

At 10/4/09 05:30 AM, Gagsy wrote: You want to urinate on her clothes because she deleted a few things on your phone? Jesus, this is woman for you. Good luck finding one that won't become insanely jealous when their guy is looking at other women. You may as well go gay now.

Did you miss the part about the lying, the stealing and being on Heroin?

That's your fault for being around those sorts of people. When you are in company of someone you know has bad morals, do not be surprised when they doublecross you. I don't feel bad about telling you that either. I dated a guy who was a crackhead for years, and wouldn't leave because I was young and stupid and in love.

I finally came to my senses and got the hell outta that situation.

A scorpion asks a frog for a ride across a river. The frog says, " no way, you are a scorpion. You will sting me." and scorpion says, " I won't, I promise." so the frog lets the scorpion on his back and begins to carry him across the river. The scorpion stings the frog. The frog cries out, " You idiot, you have killed us both! Why?" and the scorpion says, " I cannot help it. I am a scorpion."

The mature thing to do, that will have the most beneficial effect on you later on, is to give her everything back and remove her, and those in her circle, from your life.

Good luck.

At 10/4/09 11:17 AM, TheShrike wrote:

At 10/4/09 10:52 AM, reviewer-general wrote: Is there anything that Northerners and Southerners can agree on?!

We can agree that yanks can't make cornbread, can't we?

I hate cornbread. I don't make it. As a southern woman, this gets me much scorn.

That, and me not having 9 children yet. I mean, if i'm not using that uterus, what the hell am I good for????

Right?

I smuggle my snacks and drinks in the missus's purse. I'm not going to pay 4 dollars for watered down cola, or 3 dollars for a packet of M&Ms.

I don't carry in my purse. I hate carrying one enough as it is.

At 10/4/09 01:04 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: I'm gonna get an Internet connection in my apartment Tuesday. The modem should arrive tomorrow or then. If not, I'm gonna have to choke a bitch.

lol wayne brady reference

At 10/4/09 01:46 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 10/4/09 11:17 AM, TheShrike wrote:

I smuggle my snacks and drinks in the missus's purse. I'm not going to pay 4 dollars for watered down cola, or 3 dollars for a packet of M&Ms.

Candy, definiatly smuggle, drinks, if you have the storage space by all means but real movie theater popcorn is not to be missed. Yes, I know there's nothing natural in the butter but the same goes for most things we eat.

I also smuggled a can of pepsi in my purse into high school physical science once, and it exploded in my purse, and pepsi was everywhere. true story, much lols

At 10/4/09 12:21 AM, Proteas wrote:

At 10/4/09 12:17 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Nope, we shared a large soda.

COKE, DAMN YOU!

You're farther south than I am and you say soda?! The hell's wrong with you?!?

and everytime I say it to someone down here, they say, " You havent always lived down south have you?"

and everytime I go to someone's house and they say, "Would you like a coke?" and then hand me a Pepsi, I wanna smack them. ITS NOT A COKE. ITS A PEPSI.

I say ya'll. Am I vindicated yet?

At 10/3/09 11:59 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 10/3/09 08:22 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: To quote Robin Williams, "God gave you a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to work one at a time."

"An ounce of prevention is worth more than a pound of cure." -- Benjamin Franklin.

"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
-Matt Groening

and if you don't know who Matt Groening is, SHAME ON YOU

At 10/4/09 12:04 AM, Proteas wrote:

At 10/3/09 11:47 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I didnt because Phil made me get up, but I wanted to. I ALWAYS want to stay for credits and he makes me get up to race people out the theater because he's a man and something about being first bla bla bla.

He got the big-gulp of coke at the concession stand, didn't he?

Nope, we shared a large soda.

I remember the first time I went to a movie theater and got one of those to sip on during the movie... it was a matinee, so after the move was over I was hurdling little old ladies left and right just to get down the hall to the men's room. 32 ounces of sprite will do that to you. And then they gave me a refill on my way out the door! FOR FREE!!!

Hey, I'm a chick. If anyone knows about having to pee all the time, it's us.

and I held on for the zombies.

At 10/3/09 10:42 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: But...but...Bill Murray!

Tell me you stayed after the credits.

I didnt because Phil made me get up, but I wanted to. I ALWAYS want to stay for credits and he makes me get up to race people out the theater because he's a man and something about being first bla bla bla.

I don't recall unchaining you. Get your ass back into your cage and put that fucking collar back on.

At 10/3/09 06:58 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

Dawn of the Dead. A LOT. I love zombie movies.

I just got back from watching Zombieland and I LOVED it.

It was so funny yet still had the cursing and blood I need to grow up strong.

and I loved the soundtrack, I gotta get it. Metallica and Willie Nelson, hell yes!

At 10/1/09 11:56 PM, TheShrike wrote: Cock joke.

Is it?

At 10/2/09 01:19 PM, fli wrote:

Cook in the usual way...

The breads should be sweetened enough and syrup is optional. I don't use syrup because they're sweet on their own, but not very sweet. You could powder them with brown sugar.

I will purchasing all of the mentioned ingredients above as soon as I get to the market.

At 10/3/09 12:13 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

You have no idea how many times I've come home drunk at 3am, made this, and passed out with my movie on. GOOD TIMES.

9 times. It's 9 times right?

My text book mentioned it, it was very straightforward and summed it up. Any intercourse carries a risk of transmitting dieases, none are safe.

However, at my conservative hick redneck school they didn't teach it. They told us to read the chapter on our own if we wanted to know because they weren't covering it.

That's pretty much how everything was taught there.

At 10/1/09 12:49 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 9/30/09 10:24 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: I've missed you on IM, Sugar Tits.

I echo this...even though it's only been a couple of days...also going to need a new nickname for Seven....damn....

I've been working nights now too ya'll. Im sorry and I <3 you. I promise as soon as this is all over, I'm buying you that house on the corner, and we're going to settle down with the babies and be a family. I just need you to send me a liitttttlllleee more money. and then Im coming, I promise.

At 10/1/09 01:28 AM, fli wrote: glass of bacon... mmm...

Today, I made french toast in the morning because I woke up early enough. My cousin came and was like, "What no bacon?"

How do you make french toast? I'm never satisfied with mine, and since I steal all my recipes from you or skunky anyway, I figure it can't hurt to ask.

He went to the store and bought a POUND of bacon.

And he left it here...
I don't eat pork, but... man... I don't want to throw it away either.

He wastes money on a whim... he could have bought a small portion.
But I thought on Maus, who loved bacon...

They have this new thick cut that is awesome.

At 10/1/09 01:22 PM, Malachy wrote: my lady made an apple pie last night. It'd delicious.

I'm making banana pudding right now.

At 10/1/09 03:42 PM, reviewer-general wrote: "Congratulations! You have been admitted to Oakland University for the Fall Semester 2010 as a Freshman student."

;

" and you are awesome"

At 10/1/09 05:01 PM, Politics wrote: Good heavens I love bacon. Also hi, SevenSeize. I SEE YOU HAVE BACON.

Hai politics, i will share bacon with u

At 10/1/09 05:43 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 9/30/09 09:58 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I gotta have my sausage though

I am sorely disappointed. Not just in myself for missing this, but in everybody else here in the lounge who did not take the opprotunity to turn this into a porno dick-joke.

I'll admit that my mind went there and I still made the post.

At 10/1/09 07:47 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Seven, you need to see this.

He went extinct for your sins.

I'd get that tattoo.

At 10/1/09 04:15 PM, poxpower wrote: Here's a fun one.

Should food be regulated in the sense that unhealthy food should be taxed/ banned / restricted ?

No, if people can't take care of themselves by not eating 20 bags of chips a day, let them get heart disease. Natural Selection and survival of the fittest.

And, based on that, should porn be taxed / banned/ restricted?

No. but it should be reformed. Im sick of hearing the directors talk during.

Why and why not?
( dis is for my math homewerk guys help plz!!11)

the answer iz 9.

At 9/29/09 03:55 AM, fli wrote:

I got my passwords covered... it's a numerical and alphabet based password.
Still... I wonder who would try such a thing... unless, it's something that's happening to Newgrounds in general.

Theyre trying everyone. If you have both letters and numbers, you should be fine. Don't click any links from anyone you dont know. dont take candy from strangers etc etc what mal and avie said

Instead... Nopales (diced young cactus pads.)
They're slimy as okra-- but better tasting. And they could be used similarly to okra. And it's readily available to my community.

I don't really like okra, so I'm liking it so far

But I would the Spanish Trinity (Garlic, Onion, Tomato) instead of the Cajun celery, bell pepper, onion.
(And diced jalapeno... to spice it just right.)

And no anduix sausage... chicken... or shrimp.
I would use the Aztec vegetables such as corn, black bleans, and chayote squash.

I gotta have my sausage though

I don't know how the southerners would feel, but hey-- it's just an experiment.

I like anything spicy.
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I haven't watched TV all week, but I did find this, just for you guys, because I love you

At 9/26/09 08:49 PM, Jon-86 wrote:

At 9/26/09 08:39 PM, SevenSeize wrote: We had the most beautiful sunset tonight that I think I've ever seen...................

That looks like frosting on a cake!

I will now make it my life goal to create a series of cake icings based on sunsets I have photos of.

At 9/27/09 02:20 AM, SolInvictus wrote:
i can't stand bell peppers; too sweet for nothing. italian sweet peppers ftw.

nice pic by the way.

I love peppers in general. I use pretty much any kind I can get my hands on.

At 9/27/09 04:08 AM, fli wrote: I had the trinity in, but I also mixed the jalapenos in with the trinity.

I do too usually, but I take out the seeds. I like it hot but I cant handle too much.

When I cook, I'm not a fan of using bottles and cans. Not that I like home made everything, but for dishes like this... I like to avoid bottles and cans.

I do the same. I'm real big on trying to get my 5 colors in per day. They say it helps prevent cancer if you get in the 5 colors of fruits and veggies. So if I make like Spaghetti for example, I buy a bottle of basic tomato and basil sauce and then I cook that on the stove top and add my own vegetables in to cook with it. I end up adding all 3 colors of diced peppers, diced tomatoes, diced onions, and usually some minced carrot and mushroom. You chop it up real fine and add good seasoning, people won't even realize it's there.

I also added tomatoes (fresh diced) and I read somewhere that one side likes it and the other adhores it.

To me, I wanted something to brighten the color of the roux-- which is just a horrible color and not too appealing to eat (though, my gumbo was very good.)

Did you have bay leaves? I can't have gumbo without bay leaves all up in it.

At 9/26/09 05:29 PM, fli wrote:

Do southerners think it's bad to use real hot peppers instead of hot sauce? It's the Mexican in me that makes me actually use hot peppers instead of processed hot sauce. (I used maybe 3 to 4 jalapenos mixed with the green pepper.)

I dont know about the rest of the south, but Cajun gumbo uses the holy trinity, bell pepper, onion, and celery .

I put peppers in everything.

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We had the most beautiful sunset tonight that I think I've ever seen...................

At 9/26/09 03:11 PM, Lunaful wrote:

Not to deflect attention from the OP but what's your relationship like now with your parents?

It's civil. We're not that loving family, we don't go out of our way to contact each other. But we talk a few times a month, and I go over to their house a few times a month. We get together for the holidays. We don't really hug, we don't really use the word "love", etc. but we don't fight as much anymore. I don't hate them.

They made some bad decisions when I was young. I think they've realized that. They can't make it up to me because they can't go back in time. but there's no use in us being enemies.

Holding a grudge does nothing for you execpt further scar your heart. Learning to forgive is one of life's most important lessons. That has nothing to do with religion or morals. and forgiving isn't the same thing as forgetting, nor does forgiving mean you agree to be people's doormats.

When people mistreat you, you can either use that abuse to grow and become stronger, or you can let it destroy you.

This has been your Hall-Mark moment with sevenseize.

At 9/26/09 02:54 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 9/26/09 02:45 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I actually bake cookies for people I know from this website. There's like 6 of them. I send them cookies regularly.

When are you coming to the London meet? We want to exchange recipes with your :)

No, YOU come to mod meet. :-D

I wish I could go to London. :-(

mmmm peanut butter......

Peanut butter, in cookies? Thanks, but I'll pass.

You must try, it is soooo awesome!!!!!

At Christmas I made them fudge and vanilla and chocolate covered pretzels too. and chocolate chip cookies.....and something else, I can't remember....

At 9/26/09 02:58 PM, Rucklo wrote: 7cs is like NG's own housewife.
note that she likes to terminate spammy teenagers by poisoning the cookies...

Only because Wade still hasn't fixed our "kill user" button.

HONEY, I'M HOOOOOOME! LETS FOOL AROUND, BABBY!

The kids are still awake tho!

I had a similar relationship with both fo my parents. I worked hard in high school, got a scholarship to pay for college, then took out student loans to cover food/gas etc. I moved out pretty much as soon as I graduated High School.

It wasn't easy, at all, but any means. But I did it.

and now I'm fine. Got my degree, got my job etc.

The most important advice I can give you is this. Do not let his actions define yours. Do not let the way he treated you become the way you treat others. Learn from his mistakes and use your knowlege to avoid your own.

Know that deep down he most likely does love you.

You only have one father.

Good luck OP

At 9/26/09 09:16 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 9/26/09 08:58 AM, citricsquid wrote:

I don't know if this is good or bad, but I'll take good. THANKS GAGSY.

Men should start wearing sports bras for running. We got one up on you guys there.

and even then, just looking at this topic makes me wanna wear like 2 of them the next time I go running.

owwwwwww

At 9/26/09 02:17 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:

At 9/26/09 12:54 PM, InnerChild548 wrote: The Internet association with, "I give you a cookie" is actually getting pretty annoying now.

When wasn't it annoying?

I actually bake cookies for people I know from this website. There's like 6 of them. I send them cookies regularly.

mmmm peanut butter......

It's not working for me, but the enter key is. As is the automatic type, when I start typing and the menu falls down with close choices and I select one.

So it's not the end of the world. You can still watch Naruto or whatever is cool right now with you young people. I don't care, just turn down your music when you're driving past my house at 3 AM.

hooligans.

At 9/26/09 04:52 AM, doberman7 wrote: TOO BAD THAT YOU POSTED THIS TOPIC ON THE WRONG DAY BECAUSE MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 27TH.

No really, It is.

Thanks for the thread anyway.

But if people post today and tomorrow, then you get a 2 day birthday.

WHY CAN'T YOU BE THANKFUL FOR ANYTHING WE DO FOR YOU???? :-(

<3 happy birthday

Happy Birthday sir. I got you this eiffle tower cake.

At 9/25/09 08:05 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 9/25/09 08:02 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Goddamn it FUNK.

All living things includes pigs. If all the pigs die, we won't have bacon.

IF YOU MAKE IT TO WHERE I CANNOT GET BACON SO HELP ME GOD!!!!!!!!!!!$@#@#%%$^^&^&&^

How do you get bacon without involving dead pigs?

Because, I mean, isn't that exactly what bacon is? A piece of a dead pig?

Right, but they have to be alive before we kill them to eat them. If you kill them all, then we'll have no more.

and a world without bacon is no world at all.