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At 10/23/09 09:52 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 10/23/09 09:46 PM, stafffighter wrote: There's only one question. What guitar solo started blasting in your head after he said that?

"November Rain" by the Guns 'N' Roses. Awww yeah.

That's gonna be in my head allllll night now.

At 10/21/09 12:44 AM, MlCHAEL wrote:

SevenSeize - how could I forget about you? You're hot! Nobody can forget something like that!

Why do you think I remembered you? :-D

At 10/21/09 12:23 PM, morefngdbs wrote:

Always remember to eat the desert first ! ! !
You can never ever, ever be too full to have your desert if you eat it first !

I'm baking cookies at the moment

At 10/21/09 09:47 PM, Elfer wrote: Skimming strikes again! Here's how I read this post:

At 10/20/09 08:43 PM, Proteas wrote: For me, the elements of a good porn...

...Men can be seen, not heard...
... Women can be heard, but not ridiculously vocal...
...Plot lines are not necessary...
...24 inches long, made with 5/16th inch 17 gauge aluminum...

My friends, I assure you that this was promptly followed by double takes! Triple takes! Takes upon takes upon takes! At which point I read the whole thing and realized what was going on.

I got out my credit card at that part about 24 inches of 17 gauge aluminum but was met with disappointment.

At 10/22/09 09:49 PM, Proteas wrote: (^^)

WALLPAPER CHECK!!!

Lounge? This is Justine Joli. Worship her accordingly.

I like the color of her hair. I wonder if I could pull that off.

At 10/19/09 10:12 PM, MlCHAEL wrote:

At 10/19/09 10:07 PM, Politics wrote: More like BACKSHI, AMIRITE?!

LULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZ

hey fli, stafffighter (why haven't u put a "-" between staff and fighter), protoss, captn_r, rydia_lockheart, bws, malachy, aviewaskewed and whomever i didn't mention. Please don't hate me forever for not mentioning you....

Hey you bastard I remember you, and you didnt mention me, and now I hate you forever

but I'll still share my lunch with you.

and I brought a good lunch today, my mom remembered to pack dessert!

At 10/20/09 12:09 AM, Proteas wrote: Too much info all at once? Fine. PENIS!!!

Ive been reading but havent had anything to offer other than youre creative and way more patient than I am.

also penis

At 10/20/09 12:55 AM, fli wrote:

At 10/19/09 08:19 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: My mom sent me this today. It's her latest progress on my new tattoo.

I like this one a lot, a whole lot better than the original that I saw maybe... a few months to last year ago?

agreed with fli, this one is awesome. Props for mom.

I did all that shit this morning.

twice.

At 10/19/09 07:42 PM, Canas wrote:

At 10/19/09 07:40 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: Of course, an alien species could live on a star for all we know.

the twist is

WE ARE THE ALIENS

O

OOOO

!!

Turns out the doctor guys was dead the entire time.

I just can't get excited over the artist's rendering. Not enough lasers.

They said they can't detect any atmospheres. If that means because they doubt they are there, then I doubt those planets have life. If it's just because theyre so far away, well then they should continue working on that.

Screw cancer. Lets spend that money elsewhere.

At 10/19/09 08:19 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: My mom sent me this today. It's her latest progress on my new tattoo.

I was wondering if you ever went through with it.

I like.

Your mom is awesome.

I love watching Ghost Adventures on the Travel Channel but am well aware of the bull shited ness.

Happy birthday good sir.

At 10/15/09 04:32 PM, Politics wrote:

At 10/15/09 12:42 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I just want to let ya'll know I'm running for president in 2016.

stafff is my campaign manager and decided my slogan will be, "bacon enforces your greatness".

So vote for me and have bacon.

My bumper stickers will also look like a strip of bacon.

I'd throw in some bears holding chainsaws fighting hobos but avie might ban me.

Reminds me of the days of the Raging Awesome Party. Now, if you had a political powerhouse like THAT behind you, victory would be assured.

The fact that you got the reference I was making now makes YOU the coolest person on the internet.

YOU get a crown!!!!!

At 10/15/09 05:48 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: I finally have DSL here in my apartment. What's been going on with you guys?

I have a quesadilla.

pic somewhat related

Happy Birthday sir.

At 10/14/09 09:27 PM, TheShrike wrote:

Reality TV is crap. Just don't watch it. If you ignore it, if we all do, then it will go away.

^ this

I hate all of it. All my co workers are always talking about American Idol and Dancing with the stars....I have no idea how any of those shows work.

blagh

worst possible genre of television ever invtented

Remember in the 80s, how after midnight, on public TV channels, your screen would just go to the rainbow bars?

I'd prefer that to reality tv.

It's a good question. To some extent, I'd say yes.

If you have power, and at any time use that power, to benefit yourself or others when you may not really deserve it, or visa versa, even if it's just something little/minor, in essence, it's corruption.

Morals aside, isn't that human nature?

Why have a desire for power unless you intend to get something personal out of it? If you do have power, and are enjoying any aspects of it for personal reasons, is that corruption?

We all want to be the pack leader.

I just want to let ya'll know I'm running for president in 2016.

stafff is my campaign manager and decided my slogan will be, "bacon enforces your greatness".

So vote for me and have bacon.

My bumper stickers will also look like a strip of bacon.

I'd throw in some bears holding chainsaws fighting hobos but avie might ban me.

Happy Birthday sir.

At 10/14/09 04:33 AM, tony4moroney wrote: Ahh hello guys. I'm finally back after a year long hiatus. Wonder if anybody remembers me =)

I remember you. Sup in the hood?

At 10/14/09 12:04 PM, Proteas wrote: I want to buy another shotgun, and make this one specifically for home defense, leaving my other for target practice and the like. I want to put a pistol grip on it, and saw the barrel short. I know the BATF limit for barrel length is 18 inches, but what I need to know is, is it legal to saw the barrel short yourself? Because if it is, this is a $10 solution (pipe cutter) to what would normally cost me $80 for a replacement barrel.

Down here everyone does. Dont know if that means it's legal. But they do anyway.

You know what's good? Peanut Butter.

Peanut butter is awesome.

At 10/12/09 12:16 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 10/12/09 10:23 AM, Proteas wrote: Question; if Peter Griffin is legally retarded, then wouldn't that make his marriage to Lois null and void, and any sexual act comitted considered rape since the retarded can't legally give consent?

Parents gave consent? Perhaps he wasn't retarded (ok, ok, maybe just slow), and suffered brain damage.

I'm starting a new project in flash. Need an artist. Anyone up for some fun?

I know not a damn think about programming and actionscript makes me wanna slit my wrists. But I draw decent and own a wacom tablet. (I work in CS3, AS2 if that matters) Whatcha workin on?

At 10/11/09 11:10 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 10/11/09 10:19 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Also good: Peanut Butter, Nutella and banana sandwich. Yummy.

I've tried peanut butter and nutella on bread, I didn't like it to much. Nutella's chocolaty, but not THAT chocolaty.

I had some crepes made with Nutella, they were tasty.

Today is everyone's favorite waffle's birthday!

Wish him happy things here. or don't. But don't be a whiny little bitch if he doesn't give you any waffles later just because YOU decided to ass up his birthday thread.

pic related

I just wish someone had warned me. I had like 7,000+ posts.

I learned my lesson.

I mean, if there were such a thing of course...we all know it's a rumor..... I asked to have them removed.

At 10/11/09 12:29 AM, Jamoke wrote: Funk scored a baggie. Everyone stand the fuck back.

I stand the fuck back even when there are no bags of anything involved.

At 10/10/09 03:13 PM, ImaSmartass2 wrote:

At 10/10/09 03:03 PM, stafffighter wrote: Zombieland was exactly what you expect with the title. Although it's the peak of weirdness for anyone old enough to remember him from Cheers.

Would you recommend seeing it?

I do. I found it to be the most awesome movie Ive seen in a very long time.

I don't think he deserved it. He hasn't actually "done" anything. The committee even said, "we are giving this to him because of his aspirations and changing America's attitude."

He's a good guy with good intentions. I hope he does have inovative solutions to many of our problems.

But he hasn't actually done a goddamn thing yet. There were far more deserving candidates.

whhhaaaatever.

At 10/9/09 08:36 PM, CZX wrote: wait.... i'm confused

are you being sarcastic??

He would never make a sarcastic thread. He means serious business. FUNK bleeds politics.

and literally, he enjoys blood.

I'm not. I'm attracted to men who are intelligent and funny. I hate men who are stuck on appearance. I hate men who are "bad boys". That's retarded and has never done anything for me. Normal guyz plz k thnx.

Now, *I'* may be considered a psychopath. Were there any studies about men liking crazy ass chicks?

I can cook.

We have one that lives under a local bridge and collects fake flowers. (maybe from cemetaries I dunno) and then decorates his spot under the bridge.

I've tried all of those name brands and they make me worse. C&C, neutrogena, etc. The only one I've ever bought that has worked overnight, is the wal mart generic brand, equate.

Off topic a little, my mall has a Proactive vending machine now. You insert your credit card and buy their kits.

At 10/8/09 09:23 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 10/8/09 06:58 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 10/8/09 05:49 PM, Proteas wrote: I'm glad you linked to that, because it lead me to something I haven't seen in several years.

Yeah, it's weird. I found I had "Happy Shiny People" on my mp3 player today, and a coworker said that they did a version on Sesame Street.

And now that song is trapped in my head with no forseeable escape. Thank you.

Oh yeah, now me too. thnx guyz

Proteas, is that the handsome chap from ICP?

your post is 84%23783783487 of the original text bla bla bl;a filler filler

At 10/7/09 03:51 PM, reviewer-general wrote: annnnnnnnd now my dad is in the hospital for heart-related issues.

WOO THIS WEEK IS FUCKING AWFUL.

;

*hug* I don't know what else to say, since we don't know all the details. PM me if you want to talk.

At 10/5/09 10:30 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 10/5/09 09:35 PM, SevenSeize wrote: If you can do both at once that'd be awesome.

How about a cake knife?

Does that fit your needs, or am I taking things too literally again?

A cake shaped like a knife??? :-D

At 10/5/09 10:37 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 10/5/09 10:30 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: How about a cake knife?

Does that fit your needs, or am I taking things too literally again?

I think she meant to bring in weapons and cake.

^ This is why Proteas is allowed at my house. He knows what to bring.

At 10/6/09 01:00 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 10/6/09 10:42 AM, Elfer wrote: Hello fellow politics. After posting in this topic, I would like to start an "Obama doesn't exist" conspiracy theory. Anyone with me?

Reminds me of a Cracked Article from a couple of weeks ago

Global Warming caused Barrack Obama.

Ow about motorcyle accidents..........., ow about kitchen knives,.............. yay people who own motorcycles................., lol@ pic of little bird riding on bigger bird, ........................I gont get to watch TV, .....................yay sex advice and ................Ericho, we pretty much let anyone in who brings cake.

or weapons.

If you can do both at once that'd be awesome.