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Heya Dante. How much longer are you gonna be there? I was going to mail you a letter but proteas and I weren't sure if you were still there. I know some people leave for the second half but some do basic and AIT all together.

I dont use pockets, I'm a rebel.

Well that and I carry a purse when I'm not busy making sandwiches.

My mom always said anytime after Thanksgiving. I'm a fan of the Dec 1st thing, that's when I'll put up my tree etc.

I saw one of my friends update her myspace earlier saying she put her tree up today. I was like, um, no waaay too early.

I wrote an entire book of poetry just for you Funk

then I doused it in gasoline and set it ablaze.

Once I had decent flames, I cooked bacon over it.

Bacon wrapped around my broadsword still wet with the blood of all your enemies.

That wasnt poetry but youre lying if you say it didnt do anything for you.

Is it serious? Of course! Is it blown out of preportion in regards to other ways we're killing ourselves? Definitely.

I had it too. Like you said, I've had plenty of other illnesses much worse. I had rhotovirus in like 2003, and that was the worst experience of my life. and I've had a baby. I'd rather have another baby, than have rhotovirus again.

But, like fli and our other poster said, that doesnt mean we should ignore it. Staying home when you're sick with anything serious is a smart idea.

link/pic related

At 11/10/09 12:31 AM, Korriken wrote:

Tomorrow, I plan on telling them either they can move into the house with me without him, or they can figure out how to pay the deposit and rent without me.

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Um, yeah. Get away from these people now. I saw later on you posted that one of them likes you but still. Make them sleep on the floor.

At 11/10/09 06:57 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote:

Good news, though--the written part of my Paraguay project is done. I just need to make some minor changes, then tomorrow I'll get it bound. Though I will also be taking a break to get my nails done before I go out to dinner Friday night. LOL. That was Mom's suggestion. I wonder what color goes well with a black dress and black open toed shoes.

I always get the french tip, I like them to look fairly natural. Though for Halloween I got pink tips with glitter because I was a pricess.

Alot people who think chicks who get their nails done are high maintenance and that's quite the opposite. Im very low maintenance and very lazy. I get them done twice a month and then I dont have to mess with them.

At 11/10/09 08:06 PM, fli wrote:

Not birds...
They see me eating, and they fly to me right at my face if they're out of their cage.

My male cockatiel, though, does seem to make me laugh when he starts whistling when I need a laugh. Can be annoying...

He alternates between Jingle Bells and Addam's Family ALL DAY.

If you leave food out will they get into it? Or mess with stuff in the kitchen?

At 11/10/09 08:39 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: The shaming has already begun.

AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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At 11/9/09 06:44 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Why do pets always want to "help" you with whatever you're doing?

My cat goes into my bedroom and finds any drawers I left open, and proceeds to take everything out.

My socks end up everywhere.

At 11/9/09 06:26 PM, poxpower wrote: You can murder your entire family and eat them but as long as you didn't fuck your children before you bleached their skulls to make a candy bowl, you're not THAT bad.

Our society is full of double standards.

Same thing with race.

A white man decides to stab another white man to death and then eat him, 1st degree murder.

A white man decides to stab a black man to death and then eat him, OMG RACE CRIME and nonstop coverage on CNN and Im sure Kanye west will have something to say about it.

A black man decides to stab a white man to death and then eat him, it's back to 1st degree murder.

Why can't we go back to just murder is murder, pedophiles are pedophiles, and good old fashioned domestic abuse on Jerry Springer???

I caught the end and was sad the monkey decided to leave. The monkey was one of my favorite jokes.

I then caught the first 2 minutes of the Cleveland show and had to leave the room as I felt my IQ dropping.

I also liked What Dreams May Come, I saw someone post about that. It's one of those movies you're either gonna love or hate ya know?

At 11/8/09 08:30 PM, Tramps wrote:

At 11/8/09 08:27 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Use this as a learning experience and grow.

I like how wise you are.

In your job currently, do you find your upper to be a real hard-ass?

Not at all, and even if I ended up with one who was, it probably wouldn't bother me, all because of that one person I had to work for so long ago. <3

Eh, something I will say about this is that sometimes it's good to work for those people.

During my internship, I worked for the most horrible bitch to ever walk this planet. She made me come home and cry quite a few times (never in front of her) hated her hated her hated her. Nothing was ever right, if I did something one way, it was supposed to be done another. The next day I do it that way, she insists it was supposed to be done the other way that I had tried to do the day before. Bitched about every single thing I did. Bitched about things I DIDN'T do, said that I was supposed to be doing them, and then when I watched her, she never did it. So she was a hypocrite. Blamed everything on me, nothing was good enough, always wanted more.

But, in the long run, it was a good thing. Because I've gone through several bosses since her. Some have been awesome and some have sucked ass.

But she was the worst.

and so now, anytime I encounter a tyrannical Hitler style boss, it doesn't bother me and I can totally handle the workload.

Use this as a learning experience and grow.

At 11/8/09 03:51 PM, fli wrote: Nobody says "holmes" anymore...
always "sup, G."

missing the 90s...

We can bring it back.

I'm making it a point to say it to at least 5 people tomorrow.

Also, hai JoS <3

At 11/7/09 10:46 PM, stafffighter wrote:

well, he was a racing greyhound...a really crappy one, who humped another dog on the track during the race, so the owner let the simpsons have him

Actually he was just abandoned for sucking. It wasen't until years later they gave him the girlfriend. The owner gave her up because apaprently they can't race once they're in love. And then came the babies and the classic song, "see my vest."

Now it's in my head and I had to.

At 11/7/09 10:41 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 11/7/09 10:39 PM, SevenSeize wrote: For some reason the first thing that came to my head was Santa's Little Helper from The Simpsons.

well, he was a racing greyhound...a really crappy one, who humped another dog on the track during the race, so the owner let the simpsons have him

I know the story, just saying that's the first place my mind went when she posted the pic.

I don't get to watch TV enough anymore. :-(

At 11/7/09 02:25 AM, RydiaLockheart wrote:

At 11/7/09 01:07 AM, SevenSeize wrote: What degree are you working on now?

Applied intelligence. Analyst work, mostly I've been studying Paraguay all trimester, and now everything's coming together. Part of it is compiling previous work, but a lot of this is new, too. I wouldn't have to spend so much time doing one thing if I hadn't got a lousy grade on it before. Bleh. The software I need to do one part of the project is proprietary, so I need to head to the lab tomorrow to use it...but I also need to fit in grocery shopping and cleaning. Double bleh.

I also need to prepare a presentation. It'll be on Thursday. I don't even wanna think of it until I get the written project part done. I think if I get that done the presentation will come easily.

Will this have anything to do with the library background you had or is this a new track altogether? In any event, how neat.

At 11/7/09 05:20 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Here you go, folks, my new pupdog.

For some reason the first thing that came to my head was Santa's Little Helper from The Simpsons.

At 11/7/09 12:42 AM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Seven, why didn't you tell us your latest game was out? I saw it the other night in submissions, but didn't get a chance to play. Think I might go do that now.

I've been sick, and so busy in real life, and wrapped up in drama in real life.... just a lot of shizz goin down

a few of you guys are in it. It is my ultimate plan to make something with all of you. Maybe animate stafff's regulars story.

which hes going to finish. one day. or Im getting my spatula.

I'm tits-deep in a final project.

What degree are you working on now?

At 11/5/09 09:42 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 11/5/09 09:17 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Sesame Street has been on for 40 years.

All of a sudden I feel old.

SCARY

I feel old because I don't mind how early they start Christmas anymore. I promised myself if they just waited for Halloween to be over I'd be cool with it. They gave us Sunday as a bonus so now I have nothing to complain about. Christmas!

It's still too early for me.

I went out last night and everythihng was decorated for Christmas, Christmas music playing everywhere....and Im just not ready yet.

thats 2 months away!

December 1st I will be ready.

On the topic of Missisippi mud pie and any related sexual positions....yes.

At 11/4/09 10:41 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote:

At 11/4/09 10:39 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: Raul Renato Castro has been charged in Fresno County as an adult,

Thank god, they finally get it right.

Every week there are several cases involving minors. And 90% of them are being charged as adults. I think that's what it should be. Although, sending a 15 year old to an adult prison might not be a pretty thing. I'm not sure how that part works out. Are they sent to prison?

I hope so because he'll get exactly what he deserves in the prison shower. They don't take kindly to people who hurt children. I don't want the death penalty for him. I want life in prison for him.

At 11/1/09 11:22 PM, fli wrote:

At 10/31/09 11:52 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Go to the doctor if it gets worse. I wonder whats causing that?

it's a little bit better right now.
I'm using a steroid cream that's wonderful for these things. this was from my previous rashes that came from my medication.

The same thing happens to me any time I take any antibiotics. (what you were saying earlier about breaking out etc)

On the topic of hair, mine is horrible and I do nothing with it.

I wash it, and sometimes I dry it.

thats it. I never have pretty hair. I'm faaaaarrrr too lazy.

At 11/2/09 05:31 PM, Malachy wrote: What gets me is health care workers, like nurses who out of want of TV time or a better contract will sue a state or their employer for mandatory flu vaccine requirements, that have been in their contracts since they began working there because they think the h1n1 vaccine is somehow more dangerous than the regular flue vaccine.

yet, after every story of how more people died of h1n1 the news will explain that the vaccine is the exact same as the regular flu shot, so why are people throwing fits about how much more dangerous it is? fuck, people with egg allergies shouldn't be taking the seasonal shot either!

I was offered it at my last doctors appointment and said no.
Theyve also got a law being passed right now saying all school age children will be required to have it, this year, which I also hate. I wasnt planning on making my son take it.

At 11/2/09 08:38 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: By the way, totally unrelated...I think I have found my Halloween costume for next year.

"Oh, man. Don't tell me I've been slaying hot girls this whole time!"

hot

also puppies yay

I have no clue if you're serious or just bored on a Sunday afternoon, but I do want to give you some medical input.

Each time a woman has an abortion as a choice (goes to get the procedure) or has a miscarriage and then requires a DNC (gets pregnant and wants the baby, but loses it) this causes scar tissue in her uterus.

Too much scar tissue can lead to all sorts of fun female reproductive disorders such as endometriosis and even certain types of cancer which may kill her. Furthermore, scar tissue can make a woman infertile.

So when you guys actually do decide to have a kid, she may not be able to.

In short, stop knocking her up on accident. The condom broke? yay. Go to the pharmacy and buy the plan B pill over the counter next time. It's like 30 bucks and works for up to 72 hours.

penis

cock

vagina

waffles.

At 10/30/09 06:02 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 10/30/09 09:56 AM, Ravariel wrote: I wonder how long that question will keep popping up...

Probably until well after the it is revealed that I actually live in Seven's basement as her gimp.

How the hell did you get out and onto my computer??

At 10/31/09 11:01 AM, morefngdbs wrote:

At 10/31/09 09:31 AM, Proteas wrote: Well, I'm probably going to get some hate mail over this.

;;;
I liked Monster.
I am also a fan of 3 Days...I've always liked 'pain' , 'I hate everything about you', 'time of dying' & 'Burn' is good as well. And RIOT ..."YES, Let's Start a riot !

I looove "I hate everything about you". I bought that CD just for that song.

I hate "pain" but only because my one local raido station that doesnt play country played it like 3 times an hour. Just sick of it.

At 10/31/09 12:09 PM, Proteas wrote:

I got a letter from Dante this morning. He's fairing all right, he misses everyone on here. He was wondering how things were going, wether or not I was depositing for him (I didn't get his password, did any of you?).

He also gave me permission to give out his mailing address while he's in basic training, so if anyone wantsto write him back, hit me up through pm.

PM it to me, I'll write him. I know he's probably homesick.

At 10/31/09 07:41 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Nope, last time I posted a picture was in June and I had shaved it down to a 2-guard all over.

You're pretty no matter how your hair looks.

At 10/31/09 02:59 PM, fli wrote:

But, I didn't take pictures cause I felt sooo embarrassed.

I was about to do this again today, but I think the blue grease paint I got is giving me hives. Right now it looks like acne, but my face and scalp is turning red...

yikes.

Go to the doctor if it gets worse. I wonder whats causing that?

At 10/27/09 10:36 PM, FatJoe214 wrote:

At 10/27/09 10:26 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Yeah, they weren't bystanders. They were laughing, joking about it, and filming/taking pics with their phones.

Every one of them should be charged with rape too.

But they didn't rape her so it's like me sueing you for assault when you did nothing to me.

If you watch someone get murdered and don't bother to tell anyone or cover up evidence, you get charged as an accessory and your sentence is pretty similar.

and it's not just about sex, she's in critical condition. She might die.

She was in the hospital with non-life threatening injuries

CNN said critical condition when I read their front page article like an hour ago.

Critical condition is not "non life threatening"

stupid kids

I agree

The thing is, no one even needed to be a hero. All they had to do was go tell a chaperone, go tell a teacher.

They said the rape lasted like 2 hours straight.

Theres so many things that are so very messed up about this situation.

At 10/27/09 08:03 PM, Proottalfain wrote: This is not the bystander effect, it's just perverts watching and joining in.

From what I heard, the bystander effect is that people think "Oh someone will call the police".

Yeah, they weren't bystanders. They were laughing, joking about it, and filming/taking pics with their phones.

Every one of them should be charged with rape too.

and it's not just about sex, she's in critical condition. She might die.

stupid kids

and logically theyre blaming the school. and Im not saying its not somewhat the schools fault, since no one was watching them, but blame the kids for one.

Theyre old enough, one was like 19

and their crappy parents. Thats a prime example of parents who have instilled NO values in their offspring.

retards.

Sickening, indeed.

agreed

The good news is that I'm not apathetic to it (that's a good news for me).

At 10/27/09 05:06 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 10/27/09 06:54 AM, Proteas wrote: Hey folks, wanna see stafffighter drool?

Click.

He talked about the Punisher, yay. Pistols with weird ammo like he had before Micro went soft, yay. Every single one of us thought that demon summoner looked like Seven, extra yay.

I'd hit that.

At 10/26/09 09:47 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 10/26/09 09:31 PM, SevenSeize wrote: My cat tries to get into the shower with me every morning.

I tried proteas, did it work?

A cat that is willing to go into water to be with it's master...?

What kind of psycho cat do you have, seven? Are you sure it's not like a long haired chihuahua or something?

She's a little mix breed, calico maybe? I dunno.

and she's evil.

Jumps on my head at 3 AM.

pure evil.

The kind of cat FUNK would love.

My cat tries to get into the shower with me every morning.

I tried proteas, did it work?

At 10/25/09 09:44 PM, Proteas wrote: I've got a question for everybody; is Adam Richman out of his FUCKING MIND? Read that description; a burger containing jalapenos, serrano, habanero and naga bhut jolokia chile peppers.

I love that show, Man Vs Food and watch it often. :-)

They implemented them here my junior year of school. I'd gotten away with regular clothes up until then.

I hated them. My grades didn't go up, it didn't make a damn bit of difference. meh

At 10/25/09 07:14 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Ta-dum, shark pumpkin!

I LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 10/25/09 07:49 PM, stafffighter wrote:

You don't need proper spelling when you have fire roasted stick meat.

and the sticks were metal,. so I pretended they were little swords.
I am now going to make shishkebabs using swords.

I will need a sword, fire, and larger portions of meat.

At 10/25/09 07:58 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I grilled a 23 pound turkey today.

23.

One half the breast covered a whole plate. 4 inches deep at the center. And hung off the side.

It took six hours and two batches of coals.

And it tastes like a savory hunk of awesome.

I went to a renaissance festival a few years back and they had huge turkey legs that were like 5 lbs a piece. I have no idea how they got them that big.... but anyway, they were made over a fire and were pure awesome.

At 10/25/09 05:09 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: We're going to go carve pumpkins in a minute, and I'm still totally undecided what I should actually carve. I bought a book of stencils and I've been trawling the internet for ideas, but I just haven't come up with anything.

I guess we'll see what happens.

Chuck Norris.

At 10/25/09 06:15 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Of course, Skunky's post is good advice for ANY kind of dog. It's true that there are specialty breeders though. The township police get their K-9 dogs from a local German Shepard breeder.

We bought a miniature schnauser from a local breeder and she ended up with a heart problem so the breeder offered us another, which I know skunky mentioned in her post. But she's doing fine.

Offtopic, we're having shishkebabs for dinner on the pit. I don't care if I mispelled that.

It's meat on a stick over a fire and that's awesome.