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At 12/7/09 08:23 PM, Korriken wrote:

At 12/7/09 08:05 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: TIME FOR A QUESTION

Is it wrong to make Tiger Woods jokes?

not at all. he's not dead. Michael Jackson jokes though..... still too early.

so Billy Mays is out too?

At 12/5/09 01:01 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:

you know what you owe me.

you know

I thought all those free strippers handled that?

We had about an inch of snow. Laugh all you want, Id never seen anything like that down here. I was a kid in a candy store.

Stayed out playing in it waaaay too late.

It was embarrassing how old I was. I was like 10. and I caught my older cousin putting all the presents under the tree.

I don't want anymore frickin nick nacks. I'm a chick and people are always buying me shit I have to put on a shelf and then later dust. I know it's the thought that counts, but don't get me a goddamn snow globe or porceline cat.

At 12/4/09 08:22 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Been back for under an hour, already got Poozy lockin' mah shit.

SEE 7? I TOLD YOU!!!

You did tell me. What do I owe you?

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At 11/29/09 01:34 AM, fli wrote:

At 11/28/09 12:49 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Next year, I'm doing my birthday in 8 bit.

Happy Birthday.
When was that, BTW?

thanks sir, it was the day after thanksgiving

At 11/29/09 07:39 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: I'm getting used to guarding my dinner from the dog when I eat in the living room, but I guess I let my guard down because I was snacking on cucumber slices. I've fed him one or two before and he ate them, but I didn't expect him to come by and steal any.

He ate five slices before I chased him away. Really, dog? Cucumber?

My cat attacked my Christmas tree today. Broken bulbs everywhere

stafff is you write a santa action movie about fli, I'll animate it.

Where were you? Like what event?

At 11/28/09 12:15 AM, jmalouin7 wrote:

you need a present too. soo,

But he's not hungarian

<3

At 11/28/09 12:17 AM, K-Guare wrote: Happy birthday. :) :D ;] <3 !!!!!!!

robots love velociraptors

I'm just glad newgrounds is a place where dinosaurs and robots like us can post without being discriminated against.

At 11/27/09 11:38 PM, stafffighter wrote: I think we can all agree on this. Seven can pretty much do anything any of us enjoy doing in a better and more rocking manner. For this I honor her day of birth. HUZZAH!!!!!!!!

Except fli and skunky outcook me

and der lowe out economics me

and you lift more than me

but I love you all. I'm good at that.

At 11/28/09 12:15 AM, Proteas wrote:

At 11/27/09 12:56 PM, stafffighter wrote: Ha, fuck you guy. You have a particular vision impediment.
I don't get it.

20/15 > 20/20. I have perfect vision and can see fine detail at a distance, I just need the glasses to read... thus why I don't typically bother to keep my glasses fully up on my nose at all times.

yay I was right about something!!!!!!!!!

I have 4 pairs of glasses. One is right here. One is at work. One is in my purse. One is in my car.

I never wear any of them.

I can't stand the feeling of anything on my face, like I hate wearing sunglasses too.

And I am sorry for not wishing Seven a Happy Birthday sooner, I've not been active on Myspace in months, otherwise I would have seen it already. So Seven, here's something to put a smile on your face either way.

It's okay good sir.

Next year, I'm doing my birthday in 8 bit.

At 11/27/09 11:41 PM, STEM wrote:

At 11/27/09 11:38 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Go to wal mart, they sell some in the frozen foods section. Bake them in the oven.

I will never in my live ever return to walmart. The more things a store sells, the weirder the people are who go there. I love my pretzels, but not at the cost of my brain turning to zombie mush

I live next door to one, they've got me on the convenience thing. I work 12 hours a day, when I get off, the smaller places are closed. I shop where the lights are still on and I can go inside and purchase items......but whatev man, stick to your principles and all that.

At 11/27/09 11:37 PM, STEM wrote: The only time I come across large warm pretzels are in NYC. To my fancy i'll be there sunday! I look forward to buying an oversize pretzel with mustard on the side from some grubby street vendor.

I love dipping mine in mustard and everyone gives me shit about it!

Go to wal mart, they sell some in the frozen foods section. Bake them in the oven.

awesome.

At 11/27/09 09:38 PM, ImScottish wrote: I only like the little crunchy ones.

I like the little crunchy sticks, but don't like the litter crunchy twists.

The baked ones are awesome. and what Jamoke said, the sniders ones, also awesome.

While Jamoke's pictures were delicious, I have to award the sexiest post to mamatequila. She wins an all expenses paid trip to the bahamas and a new car. Jamoke, thanks for playing.

At 11/27/09 11:22 PM, Malachy wrote: happy birthday sexbot!

A velociraptor sexbot. Don't forget that.

At 11/27/09 11:10 PM, Malachy wrote: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEVENSEIZE UR MY FAVURITE MAWD1!!

LOL U R MINE 2 PLZ DONT BAN ME

At 11/27/09 07:35 AM, Der-Lowe wrote:

IT'S SEVEN B-DAY LET US SING A GERMAN KINDERGARTEN B-DAY SONG!

Wie schön, dass du geboren bist,
wir hätten dich sonst sehr vermisst.
wie schön dass wir beisammen sind,
wir gratulieren dir, Geburtstagskind!

How nice that you were born
Otherwise, we would've really missed ya
How nice that we are together,
We congratulate you, b-day kid! :D

lol thank you :-) <3 for u

Everyone forgets because it's so close to turkey day

At 11/27/09 07:58 AM, Korriken wrote:

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eww. Lady GaGa? you can do better than that.

You're my role model.

At 11/27/09 12:56 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 11/27/09 12:36 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 11/27/09 12:02 PM, Proteas wrote: I actually don't need my glasses except for reading, I've got 20/15 vision. Thus why I keep them halfway down like that.

Most people flip me off and cuss me out for telling them that. Go ahead people, I'm used to it.

Ha, fuck you guy. You have a particular vision impediment.
I don't get it.

wait, I thought 20/15 meant you have GOOD vision, so it's not an impediment.... I thought smaller numbers were better. Like 20/17 is better than having like 20/27

and in 2012 the world is gonna end because those people in mexico said so

Im supposed to wear glasses but I dont and when I go blind older people can say " see youngster, we told you so"

I love every single person in this thread more than a friend. Even all you cockers who are gonna post something smart ass, I love you too.

except lady gaga. I dont love her.

and I'm 36 in velociraptor years

They make egg nog ice cream too. Its sooo awesome.

At 11/26/09 08:41 AM, Der-Lowe wrote:

I haven't been able to sleep well since months.
My new tendency is to sleep like 5-6 hours straight (from 10 to 4) and then start waking up every 20-30 minutes. It's really annoying.

and heres the thing. It is now the end of a very busy day. Im going on 48 hours with no sleep. I'm still not tired.

How long do I stay up before I call a doctor?

It's gotta be my medicine. It's not my body, it's like in my head.

My classmate in German classes' b-day was this monday, and she brought caik. You should too.
Tomorrow.

lol :-)

because tomorrow is special.

At 11/26/09 11:52 AM, Korriken wrote:

At 11/26/09 10:20 AM, Proteas wrote: I woke up this morning and the house was in the mid-to-lower 60's after an over-night low in the 40's.

sounds like heaven to me.

Today was nice though, admit that. It was sunny, it was in the 30s when we woke up, and it only got up to like 60. Nice breeze.

At 11/26/09 07:05 PM, FUNKtheHater wrote: I'm not dead, I'm just bigboned.

Wait, if I was bigboned, I'd be taller, wouldn't I?

Oh, right. Fuck.

Tell us about the strippers

At 11/26/09 07:30 PM, aviewaskewed wrote:

Hope everyone had a good thanksgiving...and be nice to the retail people tomorrow...some of us have to get up at an ungodly fucking hour to serve your needs...and we really don't need your lip.

ohhh I totally forgot. Youre working at wal mart on black friday.

You get your doctor to write you any pain med scripts? Maybe pop a few before you go in.

jeeze

At 11/26/09 08:06 PM, Proteas wrote:

Also; a picture from this past Saturday when we were out pumpkin shooting. I realize I'm a chunk, but remember, I'm a chunk with a gun. >:-D~

I WANNA SHOOT PUMPKINS!!!!!!!

I literally just laid in bed and watched my clock all night. Didn't sleep not one frickin minute.

Hate nights like that.

I'm gonna go cook now. It wont be nearly as awesome as anything fli or skunky whip up, but I have a spatula that I know a few of you like.......

At 11/23/09 08:51 PM, falz3333 wrote:

At 11/23/09 08:46 PM, SevenSeize wrote: What did it say? Could you copy/paste it here?

Also, remember to look at the Help/FAQ area at the top of the page and to check out who the review mods are. We can answer these questions for you too.

This message is to inform you that the following review, which you left for LARRY episode 1 on 11/16/09 at 9:51:20 PM, has been deleted:

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Score: 6 / 10
Summary: Ummmmmm
Review: That was really strange. It had a very appealing story and the graphics were superb but...... all the violence and the......... necrophilia........ there wasn't really a place for that in this. I am sorry but
I am being honest. Now I enjoy my good old gross out comedy but it just DOESNT WORK IMO in this setting. Sorry
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Please review the review guidelines in the FAQ to ensure that you're following the rules and to prevent any further action being taken against other reviews you make.

so yeah that was the review someone please explain to me what is up

When did you get the PM informing you of the deletion?

Review modding, like any modding, has an area of subjectivity. There are gray areas and all mods try to make the best call when a review is flagged.

If that review was modded that means other people flagged it, so it ended up on the list because of other users. To be honest, I would not have removed that review, but I can see how other mods might have seen it as useless (not so much abusive)

It's possible it may have also been a mistake. Are you review banned right now?

What did it say? Could you copy/paste it here?

Also, remember to look at the Help/FAQ area at the top of the page and to check out who the review mods are. We can answer these questions for you too.

I can tell you why, it's because in most areas, suspension/expulsion means a vacation.

That's not just stupid kids, thats shitty parents not setting up any sort of consequences for bad behavior.

There needs to be a punishment school set up for any kid expelled or suspended or walking on my lawn.

Congrats all around!!!

At 11/21/09 12:00 AM, morefngdbs wrote:

I've had that before. first time was in Michigan & it was GREAT !
THey put the whole turkey into this big pot with a rack the turkey was set on, & they dumped into 350 degree oil, not greasy at all , really moist.
If had it here as well , best turkey I've ever had.

We have a cajun french restaurant down here doin them for 39 bucks. 15 lb turkey, cooked for me. heck yes.

At 11/21/09 12:36 AM, stafffighter wrote:

That would be the queen of awesome, you. Also, the fluff carton has a recipe for awesome fudge also involving peanut butter. Nummyness ensues.

I got the marshmallow fluff in a jar.

The fudge I made you last year for Christmas (and a few other folks in here) that's how I made it. Melted down chocolate and marshmallow fluff.

At 11/19/09 06:49 PM, stafffighter wrote: Not strictly Thanksgiving related but the weirdness just has to be commented on.
Apparently the fluffernutter is my state sandwich. Take that, you health freaks.

Um, and WHO discovered this awesome fact for you???????????

At 11/20/09 06:41 PM, stafffighter wrote: Ok. I'm really hoping this doesn't lead to a line of teen romance zombie films. Mainly because there's no way you're topping My Boyfriend's Back.
Once again, why do I remember these things?

I remember that.

.
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I'm ordering a deep fried turkey for thanksgiving. I've heard they're awesome but never tried one.
Also I had a wisdom tooth pulled today and that was lame.

the end.

At 11/17/09 07:36 AM, Der-Lowe wrote:

Lol, I only have a couple. Cannery, lumber mill and furniture factory and they don't complain. They do complain about income disparity, but it's laughable since it's minimal compared to income disparities in the real world. I had, like 7 in the Q10/Q1 index, whereas argentina's is 35. Hm, I should calculate the Gini too. Plus, there's equal opportunities in the game since education is free and for all, so the only reason they get paid less is laziness.
So, yeah, commies.

I got my income disparity down to 2 and they were still complaining.

The worst thing is that everybody loved me, even the rebels. Bunch of montoneros.
Hey, is there a search bar or sth to find them and assassinate them in advance?

Nope. In the old tropico you could, and it was awesome. Then once they took to the jungle if you tried to search for them it just showed the trees.

Lol. It doesn't happen to me. Maybe get a patch or sth?

ITS NOT THAT EASY

Or have a strong emigration policy. The bad thing about that is that qualified people also emigrate, so yay murder!

^^^ that

At 11/17/09 09:41 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Oh, God, I broke him!

awwwwwwwwwwwwww

What Evark said. When I played soccer we pulled the socks up over the shin guards and it held them in place. Ever been kicked in the shin? It's lame.

At 11/16/09 08:48 AM, Der-Lowe wrote:
I never use tourism unless I'm obliged to.
I am teh industrialist ^_^

I am too, but they still whine and complain about my economy being underdeveloped.

I'M CUTTING DOWN ALL THE TREES, MINING AND FARMING THE HELL OUT OF EVERYTHING. I HAVE FACTORIES. WHAT ELSE DO THEY WANT????? :-(

I am. My soldiers should be able to get anyone I sick them on.

My mother was horrified to hear of an american game where you became the president of a hispanic little island, and where I was considering to either assassinate, imprison, or "make an accident" with the members of the opposition.

Give a speech from your palace balcony, wait til youre about halfway through and theres like 30 people gathered listening, pause the game, and order them all assasinated. Hit play. Guards will come and kill everyone in front of the palace, lulz ensue.

Also, the AI fails. If I have condominiums set up with 0 for rent, why the hell are they still building shacks??????

Must've to do with distance to work. I build lots of garages. It's also good for unemployment. In a map, I had 45% unemployment because I accepted taking refugees.
DAMN IMMIGRANTS LIVING OFF TAXPAYER'S MONEY.

I put garages eveywhere, at least 8 on the entire island. I put homes everywhere....theyd put up a shack, Id literally build a house on top of it with no rent....theyd leave the house empty and put the shack up next to it!

No tropico politics in the lounge!

awwwwwww :-(

Hey Der-Lowe, are you aggravated that on this Tropico you can't kill the tourists?

I am. My soldiers should be able to get anyone I sick them on.

Also, the AI fails. If I have condominiums set up with 0 for rent, why the hell are they still building shacks??????