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At 1/22/10 02:03 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: hey seven I got your Card thanks I greatly appreciate it.

I never get mail :(

I wasnt sure if youd get it, but sent it anyway.

Der Lowe just got my card this week too

lol @ us postal service

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god im tired of being frickin sick

pic unrelated

I was hoping this was going to end with " and so now shes knocked up"

but if youre slapping them on the hoo hahs, I guess I'll give ya a few weeks.

At 1/21/10 04:58 AM, fli wrote: Darling girls of the lounge...

What's suppose to go first?

Hair, or make up?

I wrote a scene where a neighbor is doing her neighbor's hair and makeup for her wedding. But, then this question came up in my mind. So, what's first?

First make up, and then hair?

On a daily basis, I do my make up first, then my hair.

For weddings, proms, etc. I always did my hair first because it took forever, then did the make up.

Good luck with the scene fli!

Hey, did you guys know they make star trek cereal?

YES.

At 1/17/10 04:04 AM, fli wrote: Oh my god...
if games came out more like Alice is Dead 2... I would be gaming more.

If only Sierra didn't die out!

I loved the first one also, if you haven't played it, go do so.

and agreed 100% about sierra.

At 1/17/10 11:02 AM, Proteas wrote:

At 1/17/10 04:04 AM, fli wrote: If only Sierra didn't die out!

Sierra went out of business? I have fond memories of their games back when I still had Windows 3.1. Lara Bow and the Dagger of Amon Ra, King's Quest V: Absence Makes the Heart Go Yonder!, stuff like that. :-(

They had a game they released with Troika called Arcanum. Same artists and writers from the old Fallouts.

It was medieval/fantasy set though, very similar to WoW and I stand firm in my belief that WoW copied that game. It was out way before WoW and theres a ton of similarities.

That game rocked.

At 1/17/10 07:55 PM, fli wrote:

Does anyone else believe 2003 is not that old?
Heck... 90s stuff doesn't seem old to me either...

The 80s don't even seem that far back.

I watch both Chopped and Iron Chef.

I could never come up with the stuff they do on Iron Chef, especially Morimoto. (isnt that his name?)

I also like the challenges, but they air the same ones over and over and over.

I saw Book of Eli yesterday and loved it, but discussing it would be borderline politics in the lounge. So I'll just leave it at, I really enjoyed it.

also because of the Fallout 3 similarities, yes.

At 1/11/10 09:53 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Good luck with that. Score means pretty much nothing if you have a thin file.

Yep. Ive been working for like 5 years now, he's been working for like 12. We make plenty of money.

but we don't own anything yet. We haven't bought a home yet, we're paying on our cars.

So we wouldn't get approved for anything, regardless of that score.

lame.

At 1/10/10 04:43 AM, fli wrote:

At 1/8/10 08:30 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 1/8/10 04:23 PM, fli wrote: 3 earthquakes in three days...
Never experienced anything like it...

Really? Because I haven't felt any of them during the day.

4th earthquake... although, this time in Northern California.

I saw that and worried about yall because as soon as I saw the headline on CNN, Id remembered your earlier post.

Do they think it's over fli? Or is it one of those things that cant be predicted really?

It is 22 degrees right now with the wind chill factor, it feels like 11 degrees.

If they had a little smiley icon that was encased in a block of ice, that's what I'd pick. I picked the crying one, I'll pretend the tears are ice cycles.

I'm freezing. I don't know how all yall who deal with this daily can do it. I want some cocoa.

At 1/6/10 09:25 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 1/6/10 09:22 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I opened Brian's first and laughed hysterically. Though I was expecting the card to be full of one liners. :-)

It's hard to create one-liners spontaneously. But now I need a pic to make sure you're using them right. Because you know, I'm an expert on this matter. I probably should of included instructions.

I have to wear them, start to say something, then look over the top of them and finish my statement, right?

I don't really care if airport security is the only ones looking at it, I guess it depends on how many people can see it. They need to make it to where it's not visible to the public eye, just the security. If that's the case, then it's no big deal to me.

I'd rather that than have to be searched and have the strangers touch me.

As for child porn, I thought they said this won't be used on minors?

Brian and skunky, I got both of your packages today.

It was my mailman/post offices mess up. I know Brian sent his FOREVER ago, but I got them!

I opened Brian's first and laughed hysterically. Though I was expecting the card to be full of one liners. :-)

Skunky, that shred of bubble wrap is hanging back on the wall where I had the sheet from last year.

Off topic, I hit my snooze button 9 times this morning.

At 1/2/10 11:24 PM, Yorik wrote:

At 1/2/10 09:56 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 1/2/10 09:06 PM, SevenSeize wrote: There was an 11 lb baby born too, god bless his mom.

I have a friend who was over twelve pounds when she was born, and each of her brothers was even bigger.

Does her mom walk funny?

Can she walk at all?

I've only had my account since 2005 because when I lived at home I was poor and we didnt have a tv, let alone a computer.

But I've been coming to Newgrounds since around 1999, on my school's library computers. They didn't block things back then.

I think it's improved a ton. The amount of interaction. The userpages, the voting and whistle systems, the art and audio portals.

Back when I first started, basically all I did was watch flash.

One thing I will say has not changed, is that this is a place for creativity, freedom of expression, and people with a sense of humor, no matter how light or dark it may be.

It needs to stay like that.

The girls who spend all day and night trying to convince everyone on this forum that they are actually female, are attention whores.

The girls on this forum who have half naked pics all over their userpages, are attention whores.

Regardless of hotness level.

The people saying "post pics or we dont believe u dur hur hur" are all 13 and their moms probably don't know they're on here.

You wanna do a/s/l/bloodtype/bra size, take that to your userpage or the PM system.

This topic has been done a bajillion times. Find something worth talking about. Use the search bar. Eat your goddamn vegetables and say please and fucking thank you.

Tonight I went to Olive Garden, and a chick was sitting behind me, who had waaaay too much to drink with her pasta.

She'd ordered some margaritas, and apparently they were green. So she was stammering on about them being kryptonite.

Then she started talking about hulking out.

Then she stood up and yelled "I'm Angry!" before her boyfriend made her leave.

The end

I was a big John Edwards fan. It sucks the democratic party made him pull out...I mean his mistress was already making him do the same thing, someone cut him a break.

At 1/2/10 05:24 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 1/2/10 05:11 PM, morefngdbs wrote: 'trying to' ,I agree is a lot of fun...what's the weather got to do with it? :)

Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I was conceived right around January 3rd. The almanac tells me it was about 40 degrees that day and rainy. Guessing it was much nicer to stay in that night and make a baby than go out...

I was conceived in March. Its cold in March so that fits the theory.

My son was one of those kids conceived right around 9/11. NOT planned, I did not jump on the 9/11 baby boom wagon with the other weirdos who had mid life crisis at that time. But I remember there was like 52 babies born that weekend we were in the hospital (which ended up being in June).
They ran outta bassinets in the hospital nursery.

There was an 11 lb baby born too, god bless his mom.

What she did was replaced regular fast food meals, with items off their Fresco menu. Taco bell has like 6 things on the fresco menu, that are lower in fat, calories, carbs etc. Some of them are pretty decent, with only like 6 or 7 grams of fat....The rest of the stuff on their menu is horrrrrribllleee for nutrition content.

She's not claiming that eating taco bell will make you thin, she's saying that instead of having a supersized big mac combo every day from mcdonalds, she started getting a few things off their fresco menu, and skipping on the soda.

so she went from a daily meal of 80 grams of fat and 3,000 calories, to a daily meal of like 8 grams of fat and 800 calories.

For someone with a regular metabolism, who's honestly eating out horrible meals every single day, cutting back on something that simple, could easily make you drop 50 lbs.

I know plenty of people who simply stopped drinking soda and dropped 20.

I personally hate that fucking bitch because my thyroid doesn't work and I avoid fast food and hit the gym every day for 2 hours to keep myself from being obese.

I hope she chokes on a taco. <3

not really

ok maybe

zombie toast

toast gone wild

blank toast

At 12/31/09 11:31 PM, STEM wrote: I'm going to watch the http://www.newgrounds.com/rankings/signu ps list and see how many 2010 gimmick alts will be made, and laugh at those made 1 second before the new year. And then play my ukulele. Pretty laid back.

pics of you playing ukulele

I want more Fallout games. Even if it's not the same people/places whatever.

Post apocalyptic environments with zombies and robots and good weaponry <3

It is against the rules, Poozy did make a thread, it's a spammy thing to do, it can get you banned, and it makes baby Jesus cry.

/thread

At 12/31/09 03:28 PM, Sawke wrote: I don't think i count as a regular anymore..i keep poppin in and out infrequently...JUST LIKE WITH YOUR MOM!!! wait...i guess that joke doesn't make sense with me...ok..JUST LIKE WITH YOUR DAD! yaaaa! anyhoo....hi.

I still love you. :-(

At 12/31/09 05:32 PM, LordJaric wrote: Just woke up, everything is fine, and I'll probably be fine the next time they check, as long as I keep taking my medication.

I was in the hospital all day long too, it was lame.

I tried to harass stafff on his phone but he was shoveling snow.

so I need all of your cell phone numbers so next time I'm in the hospital all day , I have people to harass

RELATED PIKTURE

Keith and I can't drink. :-(

Hello good sir and welcome to the NG politics forum. Before creating new threads, always see what's already on the front page. We have several discussions already going on about Obama. Feel free to post in one of these already existing threads.

Just in case you haven't already, be sure to check out the rules for posting on our forums.

punch and pie

At 12/29/09 02:46 AM, fli wrote: My belly is super duper distended...
I can't eat...
I feel like I'm choking every other second...
The antibiotics is wrecking my insides...

On the plus side, the antibiotics is clearing up my skin.
And the fricking BILL!

Oh wells--
it could be a whole lot worse...

See, I totally have the opposite issue. I'm okay otherwise, but they make me break out.

Feel better fli.

At 12/29/09 05:10 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 12/29/09 12:17 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

I said you didn't have too send me goodies, although they were greatly appreciated. I wasn't really expecting a box of Peeps and Cadbury Creme Eggs was the thing, so I felt bad that you spent that much on postage.

aw, thats okay. I couldn't remember the reason why, so I didn't. Next time I will.

But that's okay. I'm going to make you something nice as a belated Birthday/Christmas gift. :-D

And no, more, I am NOT making her a bikini.

damn it

At 12/29/09 05:44 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 12/28/09 09:32 PM, Malachy wrote: I have to say, even though I'm not a big peanut butter cookie eater, those cookies with peanut butter between em dipped in chocolate was amazing! And i loved the brownies of course.

I didn't get any of those, Steve ate them all. :(

I wanna make more this weekend (because I don't eat sugar all week, the weekend is my cheat time) but Phil already told me not to because he'll eat them all. I have leftover almond bark. Im gonna do it anyway., :-)

At 12/29/09 06:48 PM, morefngdbs wrote:

you told me you didn't want it. I can't remember why.

And no, more, I am NOT making her a bikini.

;;;
Damn that would have been awesome !

yeah , I said it ;)

Were you also thinking chain mail?

I'm okay with sexist jokes as long as medieval weaponry or armor is involved.

At 12/29/09 07:17 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 12/29/09 06:48 PM, morefngdbs wrote:

yeah , I said it ;)

It's okay, I had the same thought you did afterall. :-D

Of course, my thought was slightly different. You see, I'd ask for Seven's measurements then intentionally make the whole piece one size to small for maximum... uh.... snugness... and bewbage...

I don't even know them. I have no idea how to take them. If anyone in here does know, plz share, because I don't want the sales ladies touching my tatas.

*cough*

Yeah, she'd probably hunt me down and strangle me with the piece if I did that. So I'm just going to make her a nice necklace.

hey the hunt is half the fun

At 12/28/09 10:26 PM, Canas wrote: I find little moral dilemma when it comes to stealing from Wal-mart. And although stealing is stealing, is taking a few dollars out of a few hundred billion really that bad of a thing? I still don't do it, because those detectors at the door give me the heeby jeebies.

I set those off all the time when I've paid for all my crap and the lady just didn't disengage the alarm sticker.

On that note, I wonder, when that annoying old man/woman at the door wants to stop me and check my receipt (even if I didn't set anything off) Can they really? It annoys the hell outta me and I wonder, If I just said " No fuck you, I'm busy and have shit to do, I'm not stopping so you can go through my cart and check my receipt"...

Could they REALLY do anything to me? I already paid for all my shit. and I'm just leaving the store.
What law am I breaking by ignoring the little old man/woman and just walking past them??

Sorry for the derail.

penis.

I love all of you more than a friend.

At 12/28/09 09:05 PM, Malachy wrote: I checked the mail today and waiting at the post office for me was a box

in the box was a ton of bubble wrap and a card taped to the top of a tin round container filled with COOKIES

the card:

when I saw that card, you're the first person I thought of.

At 12/28/09 09:32 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 12/28/09 09:11 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: My husband ate the majority of my tub of deliciousness from Seven. I made the mistake of opening it and leaving it on the coffee table while he was playing Saboteur, and somehow it was empty when I went back for another piece.

I have to say, even though I'm not a big peanut butter cookie eater, those cookies with peanut butter between em dipped in chocolate was amazing! And i loved the brownies of course.

Theyre so easy to make too good sirs and madams

Just get ritz crackers, put peanut butter between them, and freeze for about 3 hours.

Melt down some chocolate almond bark in a double boiler, and then dip the little sandwiches into it and let them dry on wax paper.

I ate all the leftover ones already. and I want more.

At 12/28/09 09:33 PM, stafffighter wrote:

Those peanut butter things have been the biggest hit here too. Plus my card contained a hilarious pun about Bilbo the raptor "trimming" the tree. Seven rocks.

The next time I make them, I'm going to put marshmallow creme with the peanut butter.

I had no idea what a fluffernutter was, and stafff enlightened me.

At 12/28/09 09:38 PM, Proteas wrote: All I got was a card... no cookies... were they mailed separately?

No, I remembered the last time I sent food, you told me you didn't want it. I can't remember why. (at easter or valentines) so I didn't this time.

If you want them, then the next time I send yall stuff, I'll include them with yours.

I only sent Brian a card too because he said he didn't want any food.

and I only sent Der Lowe a card because I wasn't sure if cookies would make it to Argentina.

and I cant send things to people I dont have addresses for.

At 12/25/09 02:49 AM, fli wrote:

books (Where the Sidewalk Ends)

<3 Shel Silverstein

At 12/25/09 10:22 AM, Proteas wrote:

And Seven? I did get your card. Bacon and fun times were had by all.

ROCK AND ROLL

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!

I got sick today, so I made it to the day after Christmas!

At 12/25/09 03:11 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I stuffed butter mixed with spices under the skin of my turkey.

Then during the last hour of cooking, I layed bacon over the breast.

If my turkey doesn't come out mind blastingly awesome, I blame evil gnomes.

laying bacon over anything makes it awesome.

At 12/26/09 07:41 PM, fli wrote:

currently on very potent antibiotics that makes my skin tingle a lot...

Is it just the one you're on or do you find all of them do that to you? Because every single antibiotic I end up on messes me all up. I hate it.

That chainmail is pretty sweet but I found something sweeter

FUNK, CHECKMATE