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I have Vista and I can't stand it. I miss XP like it's my hot ex girlfriend and Vista is that older woman from down the hall that I just sorta started dating because it was there, and well I needed something.

I love Fried Green Tomatoes, but I'm a chick and I'm from the south. and I went to the town(s) where they filmed it, and ate in that cafe.

So I'm impartial.

At 5/25/11 07:08 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 5/25/11 06:55 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

Maybe if you took me to one........

yes. Where you will get a bagel. with the cheesy cheesy creamy cheesy cheese. FOAMY FOREVER. But, I digress.

The cappuccino didn't have the flavors they promised. Their coffee is a lie.

At 5/25/11 06:53 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 5/25/11 06:43 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
I can tell you one thing. I need to move. I'm sick of living in a damn trailer with all these frickin tornadoes everywhere.

Move up here, we have dunken donuts, everywhere.

I'm not sure if I believe you.

Maybe if you took me to one........

I went through a period of wondering what you sprayed onto the can before I got it. Actually I went through a period of remember that simpsons scene where Grampa went mounteneering and gave his partner a can of pancakes and then I wondered what you spay onto the can. We're all just monkeys flying through space, people.

I want to buy a waffle iron. I'm told they make amazing waffles.

At 5/25/11 12:49 AM, Korriken wrote:

My life is one frustration after another, mingled in with the things that I really enjoy.... which most people would laugh at if they knew I was into.... *shrug*

Isn't that why we're all on newgrounds? Our interests/style/clothing choices are all things that would get us beat up in the locker room?

I can tell you one thing. I need to move. I'm sick of living in a damn trailer with all these frickin tornadoes everywhere.

Also, has anyone tried the pancakes in a can yet? It's in a can, and you spray it, and it makes pancakes. I <3 it more than a friend.

At 5/22/11 12:11 AM, WadeFulp wrote: This one was closer:

awww I love turtles. Those look sorta like my little Leon. Leon is a red eared slider. I had a crawfish in there with him, but it got to like 5 inches long and I had to let it go.

This picture was taken with my cellphone plz excuse crappiness.

Kanye West IS a douche bag. I have always felt that way about him, and long before the Taylor Swift incident.

His stunt during the hurricanes was stupid as well.

He never has anything productive to say. He is racist and full of hate himself.

And I'm Indian, not white. So before someone pulls that card................

At 5/20/11 09:33 AM, Korriken wrote: Everyone else is thinking it, I'm just saying it.

I loled

At 5/20/11 09:47 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: Playing Primus's after party tonight.

People care, I swear they do.

I saw on your FB, good deal man, good deal.

At 5/20/11 10:17 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote:

I'm gonna try to get him a groom's cake that looks like the Millennium Falcon, all chocolate inside. XD

That's beautiful, and I think I love both of you a little bit more now.

Yeah, you'll just check it with security and it will have to go through the machine with your shoes and junk. No biggie.

At 5/10/11 04:51 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I was going to not mod the BBS, but then I got distracted by robots.

I was going to mod in your place but I got distracted by half naked zombies.

At 5/10/11 07:25 PM, Luis wrote:

At 5/10/11 05:17 PM, HighWay wrote: Why am I always expecting a gallery of April when I see this thread? :/

You have a valid point sir. I would love to see the best of April's portal.

k im fired.

I loled.

Also, HappyHarry for president 2012 plz

congrats to all winners

I don't know how many of the people posting in this thread watched the president's speech following the death of Osama, but he made a lot of good points. (and I am not a huge Obama fan) It's about 10 minutes long, but if you can't watch a 10 minute speech, you really have no business offering your opinion on what happened.

Everyone is going to have different opinions on this matter, because everyone has different experiences regarding Bin Laden.

Obviously people who lost loved ones on 9/11 or in military operations involving Al Queda are going to feel differently than people who have not.

I am glad to see him eliminated but haven't thrown any parties. I know there are plenty of people who feel differently and it is their right to do so.

At 5/6/11 11:40 AM, morefngdbs wrote:

Which is why a BB or other 'shot' style round should be used.
Or go get one of these .
You may not be accurate, you just spray projectiles over a large area ~;)

I want that for Christmas!

At 5/8/11 07:50 PM, Proteas wrote: I had a vision this morning.

e papers the next day read....

"The War on Good Music is OVER; Kinison and Hicks eliminate Bieber and Black. Ted Nugent unavailable for comment"

If everyone would just listen to FUNK's music, we wouldn't have these issues.

At 5/1/11 02:36 PM, morefngdbs wrote: Tomorrow I go renew my final prescription.
I have 1 pill left for tomorrow & another 30 days...my sentence is OVER !
It'll be suicide chicken wings & nacho's with everything & extra tomato & hot peppers ~:)

Washed down with a couple of gallons of B E E R !

I WANNA COME!!!!!!

At 5/1/11 10:56 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Everyone is happy bin Laden is dead. But I got worried about how it will affect my thesis.

I did email my adviser for guidance though. There's got to be a disclaimer I can use.

I'm sick of the drama. On my FB news feed it's like a bunch of girls in a dressing room fighting over the last man on earth . Everyone is either overjoyed, or anti death and boy are they at each other's throats.

My first thoughts were that family guy episode.

There's no way I could fit a screen shot of all of them. But it's SO much drama. I frickin hate drama. Everyone is fighting. Half of them are partying, half of them are "killing is bad" and I'm sick of hearing it from both sides. Everyone is fighting. NOT KEWL

At 4/24/11 11:14 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 4/24/11 11:08 PM, SevenSeize wrote: candy to you all.

...but I'm fat...

You are not!

HEY! YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK ME BY TALKING ABOUT HAPPY STUFF!

ALL WOMEN ARE MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

At 4/25/11 12:39 AM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Relax FUNK, I'm sure there is some sort of hate-filled candy. For me that would be black licorice. God, I hate that stuff. I also got some orange creme eggs in my basket. Why did Cadbury have to ruin perfectly good creme eggs with orange? Eh, maybe my fiance will like them when he gets here.

I loathe black licorice as well.

At 4/25/11 09:26 PM, Korriken wrote: ugh im a freaking idiot. i totally forgot to put a link up for the silent lurker who might actually be curious.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1244 580

I think for someone who's just getting started it's not bad at all, and what you told the people in the thread was absolutely right. If you keep practicing, you'll get more comfortable with that style.

And you DO own their souls now. ALL of them.

I'd make them eat black licorice.

At 4/23/11 08:13 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 4/23/11 09:11 AM, Korriken wrote: the squirrel I was aiming at fell right out of the tree. over the course of a week I managed to bag about 13 squirrels and I cooked em up into gravy for my biscuits.

Squirrel is really not that bad if you cook it right.

I've just never been a huge squirrel fan.

That's something else that people down here don't take too kindly to. I don't eat squirrel, I don't eat andouille, and I don't go out of my way to obtain crawfish.

That said, I am a HUGE biscuit and gravy fan.

At 4/24/11 12:50 PM, morefngdbs wrote:

At 4/23/11 08:13 PM, Proteas wrote: A buddy of mine at work keeps trying to sell me his .357 Desert Eagle, but he pretty much wants my whole paycheck and then some for it. If only I was born wealthy and not good looking. :-\

;;;;
Where I come from...a 'buddy' is someone who's a best friend & then some...he's the kind of guy who'd go out on the town & get 2 blow jobs, come home & give you one...needless to say I have no buddies !

What about for chicks? Same rules?

At 4/24/11 08:26 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: I own two .22 pistols, but I've kept my eyes peeled for the Python .357mag or compact S&W .38 revolver should they and I ever cross paths.

We have several .22s in the family, that's a good staple gun.

Good luck and happy easter everyone. Hope y'all had an enjoyable day.

I did but I am exhausted, ran everywhere!!!!

<3 and happiness and joy and candy to you all.

I am a huge fan of protecting historically significant buildings/areas etc.
Our town had red brick streets, hand laid during the civil war, and the upkeep was getting tedious so they just paved over them. Irked me to no end.

I feel the same way when you see them condemning these old hospitals or prisons or houses. I hate seeing 200, 300 years of history washed away.

I am bothered less by the religious implications of the site to be honest, but should ancient Greek civilization be preserved, of course.

I've heard penicillin is one of the easier ones to make and I'm allergic to it. :-( So pending post apocalyptic doom or a zombie invasion, I need another plan.

It's good food for thought (your thread), and I read a little on my own, and saw quite a bit of arguing between the medical community and the natural community. The medical community insisting you cannot "make" them, it's far too complex etc. etc.

I'm going to have to agree with some of the well made points I've seen already. So many of the accusations are false, or revenge. Removal of the man's genitals or execution is drastic unless a 100% without a doubt conviction is made--and that's tricky.

I think one way to help curb that, is to stop slapping women on the wrist who make it up--and this is coming from a woman. I know women who have made it up. I know one woman who made it up 2 times! And she's never seen a day in jail, meanwhile our tax money is being spent investigating her claims.

I'm also growing weary of hearing "blame the victim" defenses. Girls as young as 10 are being accused of wanting it and dressing like sluts so obviously they wanted it, which is so idiotic....The issue is just that--rape is an issue. It's something we need to stop being taboo about and lay down some laws on.

Also, it will be difficult to reach a universal consensus, this will most likely be state not federal procedure. As of right now, some states don't even have a minimum for sex crimes, whereas others do.

At 4/14/11 05:35 PM, Korriken wrote: speaking of food, i got me a nice pot of red beans with some sausage in the slow cooker. i can eat for 3 days off $8. ($5 for the Andouille Sausage $2 for the beans and about an estimated $1 at the most for rice and seasonings used) makes for a gallon of beans, plenty of rice, and my place currently smells like heaven (or the making of one hell of a cajun restaurant if I never decided I'd like to give that a shot)

I know that living down here, and saying this, could get me killed---but here goes.

I don't like andouille. :-(

I still use my crock pot and I still put in the beans and rice and my seasoning, but I get different sausage.

At 4/14/11 06:05 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 4/14/11 05:35 PM, Korriken wrote: speaking of food, i got me a nice pot of red beans with some sausage in the slow cooker.

I lived off that shit for 3 years.

I miss it sometimes.

I've been wanting some crock pot chili all day long. I may have to get that done this weekend.

At 4/12/11 08:14 PM, stafffighter wrote:

I'm not big on eating fish and have little to no idea what pistolettes are but that is a big stack of WANT

bread yay!!!!

I'm sure skunky made something way more awesome.

The end

That would require an amount of awesome larger than yours to exist, and that would just break science.

I've seen skunky come through with some pretty amazing things. I particularly enjoy her FB updates " Stopped by the market today and a rock hit my car. Took the rock home and sautéed it, now we're having filet mignon and lobster tail"

For dinner I made fried catfish, hush puppies, curly fries and pistolettes.

For dessert I made strawberry shortcake.

None of that is good for me.

but it was very delicious.

It's not how I normally cook by any means--that needs to be stated.

I'm sure skunky made something way more awesome.

The end

At 4/10/11 05:39 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Japan was the first country to get live footage of a giant squid or Kraken. No joke; jewtube it.

5: GIANT NUCLEAR SQUID RAPING JAPANESE WOMEN!

Or men. It may prefer men.

Don't be so closed minded.

At 4/9/11 09:15 PM, Proteas wrote: I sign into youtube with my gmail account all the time, man. No spam. :-D

I have several neglected gmail accounts collecting dust in my basement and begging for attention, or at least to be unchained.

Sometimes it's contagious.

We have a few threads about this topic on the front politics page already

Feel free to bump them/abuse them/ love them inappropriately!!!!1

At 3/30/11 12:57 AM, AdamRice wrote: Here they are! Bacon chocolate chip cookies! Pretty tasty!

That's beautiful.

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So is this :

There's a game coming out where you can kill nazi dinosaurs. I don't think further elaboration is needed.

At 3/28/11 05:16 AM, AdamRice wrote:

At 3/27/11 07:01 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Oh yeah. Is this win, or what?

I think the drugs are affecting me.

Has anyone tried the bacon cookies IRL?

I might try making some, but I have a suspisicion that they would actually taste like ass.

I had a maple cupcake with bacon on it, and it was good.

I think you'd need to bake it really crisp, and chop it small---not a huge glob of it.

At 3/28/11 07:19 AM, zephiran wrote: Alton Brown made a theme about balancing sweet treats with salty goodness on his show a long time ago. He cooked up some really interesting combinations, I guess that would be a good place to start if you want to explore the subject a little more.

I watched that episode. He covered a grapefruit with sugar and took a blow torch to it.

This is why I love Alton Brown.

At 3/28/11 11:36 AM, JudgeDredd wrote:

At 3/15/11 02:13 PM, Grammer wrote: Also, whatever happened to fli, Maus, SevenSeize, Proteas, cd6, avie, Begoner, and a bunch of other regulars who I can't remember andihopetheywonthatemefornotrememberingt heirnames?

And what about; Funkbr, Rmd, Red, Befell, Gooie, Illustrious, Grim, DrArbitrary, Shrike, Shih, BWS, MrPopnFresh, Cannibal, True-lies, PunkDisease, Nitro... to name a few more. :)

Shrike has a woman. Hopefully he's keeping her in the kitchen where she belongs.

At 3/27/11 02:15 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Got back from surgery on my knees and watching Sucker Punch.....

I do have to say, watching Sucker Punch was more painful than the surgery.

And that's disappointing. That movie looked like it had the basis to be decent. But everything I have read says it's an abortion.

At 3/27/11 07:04 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: My fiance and I went to the Carnegie Natural History Museum yesterday and we saw dinosaurs. I'm surprised how much there is about dinosaurs I didn't know. They've discovered a ton since I was a kid. I didn't even know half those dinosaurs existed. We did that after buying our wedding bands. Those should be finished in May.

Any trip for any reason involving dinosaurs is a good one.

At 3/27/11 08:36 PM, Proteas wrote:

I want to buy a tin of honey roasted peanuts the next time I'm out, and use them to make peanut butter. Then turn around and use that honey-roasted-peanut peanut butter to make peanut-butter cookies with.

And then put bacon on them.