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At 6/21/08 02:14 AM, eureka7renton wrote: also i got a 8 inch dick and the avg is 6 so say what u will im happy with myself

That's cool, but I've heard that you have really tiny balls.

Hola, me llamo Jorge. ¡I just eyaculated blood!

At 6/21/08 02:08 AM, acez0spad3s wrote: age: 15

Age: 14. Jealous?

At 6/20/08 10:19 PM, Dark-Volcano-Sam wrote: . . . Anyone wants to PM me for the links of some great furry pantsu? It is best not to ask why.

And this bothers me. When the common people thinks about furries or animal people, it is associated with kid's cartoons. I can see why, but is there any furry shows appealing to the more mature fans? I don't really see any furry-related shows that has a little grow-up humor . . . with the exception of Ren & Stimpy and Rocko's Modern Life.

Only one that I vaguely remember hearing about was "Father Of The Pride," which apparently died off quickly because it was terrible and ungodly-expensive to produce.

I dunno...the pessimistic side of me thinks that this type of show wouldn't find an audience with the average viewer.

And what is pantsu? I'm intrigued.

Shitty. I'm busting my ass looking for a job and I feel terrible. And fuck you for asking.

You are terrible.

*tear* They grow up so fast!

I like Coors. But given the choice I still prefer Keystone (coincidentally also produced by Coors).

At 6/20/08 07:36 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 6/20/08 07:35 PM, Vozec wrote: Is there anything that you can't be killed with?Seriously!

Air?

Ever seen No Country For Old Men?

At 6/20/08 06:49 PM, MyBrainHurtsMe wrote:

At 6/20/08 06:29 PM, Serphyas wrote:

At 6/20/08 06:28 PM, LOLZ1LLA wrote: Obviously a troll.

No kidding.

You're a furry.

Oh shit.

At 6/20/08 06:23 PM, MyBrainHurtsMe wrote: First of all, FF's look is terrible. You can't dent it, it's awful in every way. IE comes with nice skin itself, you don't have to waste time searching for any. If you do - you have thousands of skins to choose from, while there are only couple of skins for FF3 right now.

Opinion! Which I could combat with my opinion that the default skin looks fine. And this lack of skins is regular with new browsers, I would think.

Second, memory usage. This isn't the times when every opened link created a popup of another process of IE, now IE got tabs, same as FF. Unless you actually keep 40+ tabs open, it's IE which needs less memory. FF3 is also a step forwards since the era of 2.x, but it's still not as good as IE.

Actually, the memory usage is better than IE's. IE uses more memory over time, it seems.

Third, speed of loading pages. FF3 really isn't any better than IE. It's some silly myth that IE SUXXOR FF FOR THE WIN LOLZ. Those two browsers are definitely compareable at this point.

At this point I'm just being a cockflap, but, yeah, looks like IE loses here too. But yeah, give or take a quarter of a second they're really not TOO different.

At 6/20/08 06:28 PM, LOLZ1LLA wrote: Obviously a troll.

No kidding.

Tan above the waist and below the knees. Basically full body minus the area covered by one's shorts.

At 6/20/08 03:30 AM, spycaper51 wrote: And the flaming begins.

'_'

Well, after all...

At 6/17/08 05:06 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:

At 6/17/08 04:10 PM, Serphyas wrote: There may be a bunch of shitty posts, sure. But hey, at least they're not bullshitting everyone about suicidal thoughts and apathetic nonsense, eh?

Let me guess, I trolled you sometime in late 2006 and you're still angry about it?

Grow up. Don't drag my personal life into your arguments.

I've actually never even spoken to you until yesterday. And hell, this arguing is pointless anyways. *hug*

But yeah, this thread needs a recharge. More furry, less drama.

At 6/17/08 05:13 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: Sooner or later I'm going to ask a mod to ban anyone with under 500 posts in this thread that doesn't make at least a good first post beyond "HAY GUYZ R U FURFAG 2!?".

Until I do, continue feeling superior with your shitty useless posts flooding this place with cancer.

There may be a bunch of shitty posts, sure. But hey, at least they're not bullshitting everyone about suicidal thoughts and apathetic nonsense, eh?

At 6/17/08 04:36 AM, shimmerstrike wrote: And it seems odd to me that many people can find such beauty in this type of thing because it almost always involves death.

Death! I disagree. if your becoming a part of someone
you cant die until they do.

You need to learn how to quote properly, my friend. =P

At 6/10/08 09:26 AM, yhar wrote: That's quite interesting my good sir.

You are my new best friend.

At 6/17/08 04:40 AM, DragonsGrief wrote:

At 6/17/08 04:39 AM, Serphyas wrote: That was the most pathetic grab for sympathy I've ever seen.

If I want sympathy, I'll tell /b/ that I'm going to kill myself.

Fuck you, retard.

Let's recap.

"I'm normally paranoid batshit insane but...."

"So this led me to dissociate myself from almost everyone I know, for my own and their protection before I wind up back in a psychiatric ward."

"TLDR : Becoming paranoid and hallucinating again, what do I do besides kill myself or go to a doctor"

Christ in a bucket. I thought pseudo-emotional bullshit of this magnitude could only come from years and years of crying on LiveJournal. I actually laughed out loud at the "hallucinating" part.

That was the most pathetic grab for sympathy I've ever seen.

At 6/16/08 10:42 AM, Dark-Volcano-Sam wrote:

At 6/15/08 11:40 PM, TheReno wrote: Well shimmer, thats about as close to beastiality as it gets isnt it? Thats border line, but I wouldnt mark it as so. Weird to me though but hey, what ever floats your boat. As to the vore thing, can we get a guy to explain that please? Like why he likes it?

Basically, it bogs down to the part of the brain that gives away the feelings of pleasure. Even that, there is no explanations for why fetishes happen. I may explain why, all of the sudden, I have a vore fetish.

The inside of the mouth is moist.
The mouth looks like a vagina.
The tongue wobbles around in a seductive manner
...

That's actually a more tangible definition than I've heard before. Usually when I see it being discussed, it's the whole "spiritual" aspect of being, more or less, digested by someone, becoming part of them, their being, that is the reason behind one's affinity for it. And it seems odd to me that many people can find such beauty in this type of thing because it almost always involves death.

At 6/17/08 03:07 AM, BonusStage wrote: JSYK, in case you didn't know, it's sadly true that you can't lose weight in a specific place, your body will take it from where it believes is necessary, you can only grow muscle under the fat which MAY just make it worse ;)

Heh, no kidding. Early in high school I had some sweet man-boobs going on because I hadn't lost any excess fat before getting used to the bench-press.

OP, I recommend running.

At 6/15/08 09:04 PM, Thirty-Thirty wrote: sweet zombie jesus volcano. thats errr.......quite the imagination u got there. just out of curiosity, y is being eaten fun?

I think its called "vore." ...And I never quite understood it.

I regard this thread as a massive failure. Seriously, you only managed to bring forward two guys who I'd go gay for: Brad Pitt and Wilford Brimley.

At 6/15/08 03:48 AM, gregaaron89 wrote:

At 6/15/08 03:16 AM, Serphyas wrote: Okay, I gotta tell everyone so they don't make the same mistake.

No matter what you do; when you want to look for a new job, make sure you're currently employed. I didn't follow this advice and I'm having real hard time finding some work. Keep in mind that this is after a year of college with a 3.5 GPA.

Sigh, *gun to temple*

That sucks, good luck finding a job in JUNE. (Protip, secure a job by May at the latest, once the college kids finish their school year the job market is flooded, not to mention it gets worse in June when high school kids get out too)

Here's the thing; I'm one of those "college kids." =P

I'm at WSU in Pullman, WA. Pullman is very much a college town, and I'm staying there for the summer, partly because the lease on our apartment started in May, and also because I hate my old town. So I figured that, with the majority of students having gone back home, I'd have a clear shot at landing a job.

Wrong! What I forgot to realize was that when more than half of a town's population temporarily moves away, business everywhere slows down. Less business requires less workers, which equals less of a need to hire new employees.

Whoops.

At 6/15/08 06:46 AM, shimmerstrike wrote: Whad ya study in college?
if you dont mind me asking.

Not at all! I'm going towards Journalism with a minor in History.

Freshman year I was gung-ho about being a pharmacist , but after taking an exorbitant amount of science classes I decided against it.

Regular folk don't smoke to be "cool," they smoke because it's a relaxing experience that helps relieve anxiety and depression.

Many people are perfectly capable of smoking and not becoming addicted. I'm not a smoker, and, hell, I went through an entire pack last weekend with some friends. No addiction.

My grandparents smoked a pack a day for 40 years, and they are none the worse nowdays. So enough with the incessant, regurgitated, overly-emotional anti-smoking bullshit.

At 6/15/08 03:35 AM, nuclearstickman5 wrote: I GOT IT!!!!!!!!! ILL NAME IT: ALL THE FAGS THAT JUST NOW RESPONDED TO MY THREAD!!! that will be great

Ohhhhhhh, this'un sure done got us good.

At 6/15/08 03:24 AM, Mind-Edge wrote:

At 6/15/08 03:08 AM, Serphyas wrote:

At 6/15/08 01:22 AM, Rudy wrote: Oh my.
10,000 people died when in reality 12 people died...

and instead of discussing Obama's policies or his stances on issues, you instead choose to nitpick every little verbal mistake he makes on the campaign trail because you have NOTHING ELSE to fight Obama with.

You know, mistaking 10000 people to 12 isn't a little verbal mistake.

The first thing that comes to my mind is that "10,000" was probably a figure that was going to be used later in his speech, and was just slipped in at the wrong place. Kinda like when John McCain, meaning to say "I will veto every bill with earmarks that comes across my desk" instead mistakenly said, "I will veto every beer." It happens. And notice that no one except Keith Olberman gave McCain shit for it?

And let's not forget that we're referencing a tiny little clip, a snippet of Obama's speech, that was shown on FOX NEWS which has no qualms about taking things out of context. So if someone can find the speech in its entirety, or at least a clip complete enough to provide context, the discussion would be a little less speculative.

At 6/15/08 03:13 AM, link-011 wrote:

At 6/15/08 03:11 AM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: Lol I got the idea for this by eating some mint sticks and drinking Pepsi at the same time.

Just in case anyone wanted to know.

Dude, you should send a letter to the Pepsi company and tell them about the idea. Who knows, maybe they'll make it and if they use someones idea, they usually send the creator cash.. Which means you'll get cash money in your pocket.

Bullshit. They'll steal the idea the first chance they get. I know this from experience. You know "Salt & Vinegar" Pringles? I thought of that shit, I kid you not. Long ago I sent Proctor & Gamble the idea as part of a Boy Scout program where we each had to mail a letter to a company. A few years later those things were on the shelf and I haven't seen a fucking dime.

And I refuse to believe that it was a coincidence! The Salt-And-Vinegar market hadn't yet been tapped! I was the catalyst! Fuck Pringles! ZEITGEIST! ZEEIIIITGEEEEEIIIIIIST